Saturday, November 10, 2012

Blind Item #1 - Easy Easy

What A list all movie actor who doesn't deserve it, regrets splitting up with his ex, not for any sense of love, but because he didn't date her long enough to sleep with her. And by long enough, he thought one date was long enough and when it didn't happen he said bye.

36 comments:

Munch said...

Gerard Butler is in the Daily Fail today, they're saying he regrets splitting with Jessica Biel.

Arm70 said...

I agree it's Butler but someone explain how he is A list. Even reluctantly.

LadyWawa said...

How does going out with someone once make that person an "ex"? Wouldn't they just have been a "date"?

nolachickee said...

I need someone to explain how he gets so much ass. 'Cause Gerard isn't sexy to me. Nasty, yes, sexy, no.

Amy said...

How is this "Easy Easy"? This could be any currently living A-list actor who had one lone date with any woman on the planet.

AndyCane said...

Stupid Daily Mail

:| raven |: said...

i like the Gerard Butler / Jessica Biel thing ... but WHAT is it about her? i don't get that at all.

Jamie S. said...

Johnny Depp?

Jamie S. said...

Johnny Depp?

Cheryl said...

I don't get Jessica Biel at all. I thought she had a girlfriend anyway, or did someone stuff her in a closet? Am I imagining that?

seaward said...

Gerard Butler is A list? Really? I was thinking more along the lines of Bradley Cooper, but I can't remember if he's (supposedly) gay or not.
Although he's another one of those "A list? Really?" guys to me.

Turkish Taffy said...

Her butt. She can't act for beans, her face is meh, but according to my resident expert, her butt is off the charts.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Yup, TT. Jessica Biel is a 5 Star Whooty.

Tina Mallette said...

Yes since when is GB A list I thought he was B list.

The Biel thing would have happened on the set of Playing for Keeps that Butler stars in.

She had just broken up with Timberlake before the movie started but it did not take long before she was back with Timberlake. There was a clear photo op of her and Butler on a motorcycle which was probably something being filmed but they made it look like it was them on a date or something. If she turned him down, good for her.

Urban Rosebud said...

Jessica Biel is unconventionally beautiful. I don't understand all the hate for her. Her body is incredible and her acting is no worse than Alba, Ackerman or Scarlet J. She been called a stage 5 clinger on Justin but yet she is a lesbian???!! Can it be both??? I am so confused as to why she irritates people so much. What did she do?

seaward said...

@UR I agree! I think she is SO pretty, she just needs to grow out those damn bangs. I don't really like or dislike her, but I don't understand the irritation either.

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ljsmed said...

Duh, could you please find something more interesting... The first thing I check out in the motoring is DM, and later the stories are regurgitated.

ljsmed said...

Morning, not motoring, hahahaha

Sherry said...

Yeah that's not an ex, that's a date.and Biel is a boring actor but I think she's beautiful and wish I had an ass like hers. Oh the power one weilds with an ample behind.

Lola said...

Jessica is beautiful and has a fantastic body...but those bangs...ugh.

That said, personalitywise, she seems rather...meh.

FrenchGirl said...

OH! a Daily Mail Blind item

dragon said...

Gerald is alist? he cant even open up a movie lol

MISCH said...

Please do any of you really believe there was something between Biel & Butler....LOL

TalksTooMuch said...

My resident expert says that Jessica is attractive because she looks like a hot girl-next-door, not someone that needs a lot of work or makeup to look good. Uncomplicated. Silly boys. If they only knew how much work those ladies put in to make it appear that way...

Jessie said...

One date and she's his ex? Are they in year 8?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I am not really crazy about Biel's face, but her body, especially the butt, OMG. I remember seeing her for the first time in Texas Chainsaw Massacre and all I could do was focus on that. I didn't even see a chainsaw. And then that Blade movie.. Yeah can't hate on the girl, she is hot. (If only she had better taste in men.. Timberlake is a douchekaduche)

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

@Amy I guess it's considered "easy easy" since the answer is in the Daily Mail. ;)

Silly Girl said...

My husband doesn't even know who Jessical Biel is. THAT'S why I love him!

bunnymother said...

Jake Gyllenhaal and Tayor Swift

bunnymother said...

oh nevermind, Jake does deserve his A-list status

PuggleMommy said...

Going on one date with him, wouldn't make this woman his ex. I'm not too fond of Biel, but this makes me like her a bit.

cowbulls said...

I can’t believe all the hating on Jessica. I’ve seen her in several movies and she was as good as most actresses. Her scene with Freddie Prince Jr. in Summer Catch when she was in the red bikini is iconic. I don’t find her boring. I think she just doesn’t care about all the phony fame crap. She seems to be more of a regular woman who just happens to have one of the most spectacular bodies in history.

Discobitch said...

Because us Scottish people are born with sexy-time charm lol :p seriously though I don't see it either :/

PuggleMommy said...

I think Biel is a pretty bad actress. I cannot think of one movie in which her acting was good. Also, the bikini scene would be "iconic", if anyone actually watched Summer Catch. It was a poorly written film, and the acting was horrible as well. If it wasn't for her looks, she would not get roles, period.

Tampa Shawn said...

Biel has a totally rocking body, she is hot. Her acting and personality does seem... meh at best. Who needs her to talk though?lol