Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Blind Item #2

This stage mom thinks a baby will make for great ratings and a bunch of money so she has her daughter's ovulation cycle in an app and calls her and texts when its go time. Not sure, but she would probably even go and watch if she thought she could get away with it.

49 comments:

StewMcG said...

Pimp Momma Kris

Tuxedo Cat said...

Mrs. Kardashian-Jenner?

ButterKwup said...

Which daughter though?

Julie said...

kris jenner & kim k

Seachica said...

Betty White and Ben Affleck, of course!

ButterKwup said...

I would love for us to get an honest to goodness Betty White blind sometime. I can't stand her and would like for her to fall off her pedestal pretty badly.

StewMcG said...

@ButterKwup, I'm pretty sure it's Kimmy. As this point, Kourtney having another baby wouldn't be big news and Khloe seems to have fertility issues (and I'd hate to think that her mother would be that insensitive.)

C.L.Russell said...

Applause, applause!

Sugar said...

You can't be serious ButterKwup! Betty White has a face like sunshine and smells like pine trees!

kgirl said...

Obviously Kris Jenner but I think it's Khloe. I think she's an insensitive money hungry poor excuse for a mom. All she sees is a pregnant Khloe could make so much more money and mag covers.

KatL said...

I think Mama K would be all over the publicity Khloe would get for infertility issues, if she is indeed having them. Kris was prob drooling when she saw all the reports on Giuliana's efforts to have a child. Poor Khloe.

Vera L- said...

what Kgirl said, but I'd use harsher language for the money hungry poor excuse of a mom. ;)

MadLyb said...

Oh my God. :(

Kendall T said...

I'm sure Kris thinks a Kimye baby is a gold mine.

Kendall T said...

I'm sure Kris thinks a Kimye baby is a gold mine.

dia papaya said...

Hahaha! Love it Seachica!

chopchop said...

But that would mean Kim & Kanye are actually having sex.

allaboutkelli said...

I'd say Kim only because I doubt Khloe would go along with this plan.

Panda80 said...

Courtney Stodden's mom.

auntliddy said...

I think klhoe keeps her mother in a short leash. Wldnt stand for that.

Vicki Cupper said...

ButterKwup, I get not liking somebody because of overexposure, but how can you not like somebody that does what she does for animals? She's a hard-working, talented, genuinely nice person. And David Letterman can't make her flinch.

Mari said...

*kanye shrug*

ButterKwup said...

Honestly Vicki, it's not her. When she first came back, I was tickled pink. I still have her 'Ugly Betty' ep on my computer and I think she's a nice enough lady. But the entire universe deciding collectively that she was the awesomest thing ever and the ensuing over-exposure we have been dealing with since is what I hate. She's old and for that, she should be worshipped? She's never been a good actor and her 'I am old but I talk about sex' thing is tired and has always been done better by Cloris Leachman. We have lived through movies, an old person version of Punk'd and now, worst of all, 'Hot in Cleveland'. She gets nominated for stuff just because she hasn't died yet. I'm sure she's a nice lady and she does good work for animals, but she in no way deserves the attention she gets. I'm over it.

That felt really good.

MBk said...

Well said, Vicki - Betty White is pure class.

Audrey said...

@ Butterkwup - I was actually just thinking that last week. I like Betty White, but she's been overexposed for at least a year now.

Vicki Cupper said...

ButterKwup, I totally get it. I feel the same way sometimes.

cdanluva said...

I wish there was an island somewhere where all of world could send the Kardashian/Jenner, Lohan, and Hilton families. This includes all current and ex boyfriend/husbands, illegitimate and "legitimate" children, and disgusting aunts on RHOBH)

Then they can just procreate, spread STD's and famewhore with each other until they finally kill each other off.

MalibuBarbie said...

Kris Kartrashian - although, a baby by Kanye would be an immaculate conception - or, via turkey baster. I'm going with one of her other trashtastic spawn.

Cheryl said...

Kim and Kanye's turKey baster baby would be Klassy!

Vicki Cupper said...

Kris would force her to name is KRISsandra Kash Kardashian (West).

All about Eve said...

@ Vicki, lol!!! That middle name should be the family name!

And yes, I too believe this is Pimp Mama Kris!

And kind of agree about Betty White, like her but enough! Give the old lady a rest!

BobNYC said...

Betty White is a national treasure. Period.

Dee Lurker said...

^ Amen. I will bite my fingers before they tell you how I really feel re: "she was never a good actor"

You prob think Zooey D and Emma Stone are revoltionary...

Oops, fingers slipped.

NomNom83 said...

One the one hand, this is obviously Kris and Kim (Kourtney just had a second kid and it sounds like Khloe is trying hard on her own to get pregnant w/o mom's meddling). On the other hand... the whole Kanye relationship is a sham, right? So either 1.) my guess is wrong, 2.) my guess is right and Kimye is real or 3.) my guess is right and Kim is getting it on with some secret boyfriend that no one has yet discovered.

Mango said...

TOTALLY Kim Kardashian. I saw a photo of her in the DMC today in leather trou and her ass looked like twins.

@ ButterKwup - I have NO idea if it's really true, but I heard that back in the day before Betty White landed Allen Cullen, she was quite the slutinski. Hope that makes you feel better.

Mooshki said...

It's most definitely possible to hate the overhype without hating Betty herself. She is, and always has been wonderful.

Mango, I think Betty's sexual liberation makes her even more awesome.

Char said...

Anyone see the irony of talking about Betty White being "overexposed" in a post about the Kartrashians?!

Please. I would take Betty White any day and twice on Sundays over anyone in the Kardashian family.

Chicky said...

There are some nude Bettyhite pics floating around - evidently she was quite the pinup girl :)

jax said...

did all of you forget about Khloe?

Married and on X-factor.

Stephmylife said...

I like the Courtney Stodden guess, what about Clint Eastwoods daughter & wife - Has she still got a reality show or did that get canned? Does anyone else find it hard to post here on an iPhone?

tracynator said...

@butterkwup 6 Emmys (5 for acting) say that Betty White IS talented. Since when is being old a crime? Ageism is also bigotry. It's sad that in our country people have little or no respect for our elders.

misspeg86 said...

I'm indifferent towards Betty White and was definitely intrigued when the world suddenly became so obsessed with her but I haven't heard about her for a while now so I would say she's on the way down...unless it's a different story in the States?

For once, I don't think this is the Kardashians. Khloe would already be up in her own business about her own fertility cycle as she has made no secret she is trying to conceive. No-one would care if Kourtney had another baby and with Kim, I don't even think she will have kids anytime soon. She's just not in the right place for that at the moment...or 5 years...

And oh please, for the love of this unborn child, please don't let this be Courtney and Doug. I bet my money she's going to drop that baby on it's head wearing those classy stripper heels.

Jane Doe said...

I think I love you, ButterKwup. You wrote my exact thoughts! It's the in thing to love Betty White and it's highly annoying.

Graham said...

It's Kris Jenner but it's not Kim or Kourtney... It's Kendall. I don't care if Kendall is like 16 or whatever, it wouldn't shock me if Kris were trying to orchestrate a pregnancy. Did you all see that photo of Kendall and Jaden Smith ice skating? It looked terribly forced. First thing I thought was how funny it was that maybe she's got another daughter bearding for another "celeb." And then I remembered it's Will that's gay and... well, who knows about Jaden.

cricket said...

The human thumb Mama June and the kid is Honey Boo Boo.JK It's gotta be PMK and lard ass Kim Kartrashian

Jessica said...

It could be Kim and Kanye. Just because their relationship is fake, doesn't mean that they wouldn't plan for a baby together. People like that see children as cash-cows;and even if Kanye is gay, and they don't have sex, sex for the purpose of trying to get Kim knocked up probably wouldn't make them flinch. They're both pigs, sex is meaningless to them.

Paper trail said...

What about Kylie? She's dating that kid. She's too young yes, but it would be good tv, if you like that kinda thing: sex for sale. Puke and vomit.

nessa said...

I think so too, i feel like khloe usually stands up to her mom

Popnursing said...

I like Panda's guess