Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Blind Item #5

This actor is A list as a character actor. He has been in countless television shows and movies and his name is actually probably a B+. He has some very famous friends who would probably dump him if they knew that he loved to go to the poorest of the poor regions of the world and film himself having sex with girls. They are all legal but he likes them to look really young. He also likes them to dress up like young actresses he has worked with. It is just a matter of time before people will find out what he is up to.

57 comments:

rhinovodka said...

George Clooney's bestie Richard Kind?

MadLyb said...

Steve Buscemi? (I hope not!) At least they're legal, but then again, that can mean 12 in some parts of the world.

1Jazzimom said...

Creepy but at least they r legal.

1Jazzimom said...

Creepy but at least they r legal.

HowToMakeMeSmile said...

i feel for the word "legal" is used very loosely here.

supapimp said...

+1

cinephreak said...

JK Simmons? Huge IMDB resume. Oh oh or Danny Trejo?

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Staple611 said...

So I think it's gotta be someone connected to the Clooney/Damon/Pitt/Afflect crowd, right?

FSP said...

Not Kind, it says young girls.

AKM said...

Oh, please, not JK Simmons. I just love him.

For some reason, John C. Reilly came to mind. I guess it was the "character actor" part. Buscemi is a better guess for that, though.

Leviathan said...

So... Someone is having consensual sex with of-age partners? And this is shocking and terrible because...?

AKM said...

Wait, Kind isn't into girls?! Really?

(My brother met him recently. Said he was pleasant enough, but weird as hell.)

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Oh my. Stephen Root?

Gary Cole?

seaward said...

@howtomakemesmile Yeah, I think so, too. There are some places where the age of consent is pretty damn young, and the way I read it, that's where he's going.

Staple611 said...

I had no idea that one guy's name was Richard Kind. I googled him, and was like "OH THAT GUY." Huh.

chopchop said...

Steve Buscemi has his own show. He's more than a character actor. Plus he's directed some films. Trees Lounge was a great movie. (Sorry, I just love him)

Looziana Magnolia said...

Robin Williams? Hopefully not!

Cecilia00 said...

Even if the ladies are 18 or over, sounds like the dude is taking advantage of some desperate women in horrid situations to score some bargain-basement discount prostitution prices.

Not cool.

msgirl said...

Hey I had to google Richard Kind too! I don't think he's A-list, but he was on Curb Your Enthusiasm, that's quite the crowd.

I feel terrible if we start thinking differently of a person because of this, and it's not true. Still, I'd like to know who is such a douche.

Patty said...

Someone who was in films with underage co-stars? That's my take away from the clue.

"also likes them to dress up like young actresses he has worked with."

Basil said...

I have no idea what the age of consent is in other countries, but if it is legal and he is not committing a crime, why would his friends dump him? Given some of the blinds here, Hollywood is full of people with different tastes.

dragon said...

at least they are legal i mean lol

Jeneral said...

Stanley Tucci?

Jeneral said...

Paul Giamatti? No evidence, just throwing out names of big time character actors.

Staple611 said...

@Basil - well, technically, assuming he's an American citizen, he could still be prosecuted for traveling to another country to have sex with an underage person, regardless of whether or not that person has reached the age of consent in his or her own jurisdiction.

Kiki K said...

Woody harrelson

lilivonshtupp said...

Not related to the blind (or hopefully not related to the blind), but Richard Kind, George Clooney, and Bonnie Hunt used to be roommates in Chicago. For some reason that knowledge fills me with joy.

msgirl said...

Probably because the legal age in these countries is 14.

Leviathan's Phone said...

There's absolutely no evidence of wrongdoing here, and everyone who's said anything specific that would be wrong has had to make stuff up that isn't in the blind.

I say again, someone is having consensual sex with someone who is legally eligible to do so. How, without making up details that aren't present in the blind, is that a bad thing?

Panda80 said...

Philip Seymour Hoffman???

mynerva said...

Mark Ruffalo was all that came to mind but even I think I'm wrong.

Unknown said...

To those who just don't get why this would be wrong: the problem is not connected with age (unless, indeed, "legal" menas e.g. 14), and the young-looking thing is just a kink.
The real problem is sexual exploitation of girls in poverty forced into prostitution by their dramatic plight. So probably his famous friends would dump him because they are the charity-connected ones like Brad, Angelina, Clooney, etc. If not because of personal disgustm, they woud dump him for the sake of their own reputation.

SusanB said...

Never never never Steve Buscemi. Never.

Momster said...

Chris Noth?

M52799 said...

I think the point is that these girls are legal in their countries. For instance, the age of consent in Panama is 12. In Japan it is 13. It's legal where he's doing it but I think that if his friends found out they would think its sick anyway.

M52799 said...

I think the point is that these girls are legal in their countries. For instance, the age of consent in Panama is 12. In Japan it is 13. It's legal where he's doing it but I think that if his friends found out they would think its sick anyway.

auntliddy said...

Ugh, dont wanna know

Unknown said...

I know Richard Kine and this would never be him.

Smokey772 said...

please don't be Gary Oldman...

canadachick said...

Don Cheadle ? friends with Brad, Matt and George from the Oceans movies??

Tru Leigh said...

Ben Kingsley's name just popped into my head.

Leviathan's Phone said...

The real problem is sexual exploitation of girls in poverty forced into prostitution

Except that the blind says nothing about prostitution. It says nothing that even hints at prostitution, nor coercion, nor anything else unsavory. Commenters here are just making that up to give themselves an excuse to be outraged.

All we have from the blind is having sex with female partners who are legally entitled to consent to sex.

musesx9 said...

read this as Jason Alexander...very famous friends...Seinfeld, Clooney, Richard Kind and he has directed iirc too lazy to check

jax said...



it may be legal, doesn't make him any less of a sick fuck.

Unknown said...

Who is the older guy who is in all the Garry Marshall movies? They would have lot of young girls in them.

Unknown said...

Woddy Harrelson is married to a woman of Asian descent too.

nessa said...

Aww man, danny trejo is a great guess :/

lakeuniongirl said...

Oh no. I immediately thought Richard Kind, as well.

PuggleWug said...

Chopchop, I love Buscemi as well. He directed at least one episode of The Sopranos. It was the one where they lost a Russian dude in the woods in the dead of winter. Awesome episode.

creeposaurus rex said...

Mmmmyea ....

creeposaurus rex said...

Mmmmyea ....

MissCrop609 said...

LOL PuggleWug! The NJ Pine Barrens episode was a classic and hilarious!!

Helen Lawson said...

meh, non item.

Tuxedo Cat said...

Legal doesn't equal ethical, unfortunately.

For those who don't think that 14 is too young to be having sex with a stranger, for money, dressed up as someone else...

Would you want your sister, or other female that you are fond of, to be used in this way?

14 yr olds are children, and while their bodies may be developed, their minds are not developed enough to reason future consequences of their activities. This is why teenagers are the perfect prey for pedophiles. It is very easy to rationalize that it is consensual. Children don't have the capacity to have consensual sex, thus all the lawsuits, suicides.

All about Eve said...

What about the guy who was caught in a theatre watching a porn masturbating! Can't think of his name but he's everywhere!

All about Eve said...

Fred Willard! That's the name!