Monday, November 26, 2012

Charlie Sheen Gives Lindsay Lohan $100K

Apparently Lindsay Lohan must know some trick in bed that none of Charlie Sheen's thousands of hookers and porn stars didn't know. Either that or he really was turned on by the fact that if he fell asleep after sex she would probably steal all his drugs and belongings. In any event, there was something that Charlie Sheen saw or did that made him want to give Lindsay Lohan $100K to ostensibly pay a portion of her tax bill. She had been whining on the set of Scary Movie 5 about how her guy friends were just not shelling out the cash or cars fast enough for her to pay her legal bills and tax bills and then Charlie sent over $100K. Lindsay is obviously touched and says she will schedule him in just as soon as she can.

41 comments:

ButterKwup said...

This is totally fascinating. Can you guys imagine what will happen if she becomes the next Mrs. Sheen? She may not even have to adopt then. They are a great couple!

IDoTheRobot said...

It's destiny.

MISCH said...

and this is why she will never learn...never.

Christopher Cruz said...

I wonder how she intends to return the 'favour'...

Patty Mayonnaise said...

I shudder to think what disgusting sex acts these two junkies performed on each other to have lindsh*t BLOhan come out of it with a 100k tip. the thoughts I am getting makes me want to cut my brain out and wash it with bleach. both are DISGUSTING PIGS.

StewMcG said...

Just imagine the combined total of STD's between the two of them. *shudder*

hag said...

Say what you want about her- somehow her beat up face gets wealthy men to perpetually fund her existence. Don't know how she does it when I'm sure there are a lot of other options for them to choose from. That's her real talent

Barton Fink said...

He paid the other coke whores more. Why be so cheap, Charlie?

goes in circles said...

No shit hag...
I wish all the guys I've slept with would have given me cash and luxury gifts.

karmakoma said...

Oh patty, you prude!

seaward said...

I had read that she turned the money down? Which didn't make any sense to me, so I wonder which story is the truth.

hag said...

Lohan turning down money....BAHAHAHA

Karrots said...

Can we talk about the Liz & Dick train wreck please?

I have a feeling they cut a lot of her dialog and let Grant Bowler carry a lot of the heavy acting.

I thought the girl who played the daughter and had one line had a better performance than Lilo.

ButterKwup said...

Karrots- I missed it! Was it good?

Karrots said...

It was awesome. And by awesome I mean hard to watch, poorly acted, and made "I Know Who Killed Me" look Oscar-worthy.

ButterKwup said...

I'm planning on watching it today on my day off. I'm pretty psyched about it.

sifichick said...

@ seaward - Considering Lindsay has made lying an art form I'd say Charlie is telling the truth. Lindsay just doesn't want to have to pay the gift tax on that money.

This girl must know some serious tricks in bed to get all these men to give her money.

audrey said...

It isn't her face those men are interested in...it's the name.

hunter said...

I watched it and it was a f;ing DISASTER. Grant Bowler DID do a good job, poor man - probably trying to save his reputation by putting in a good performance and secure future jobs.

Poor guy.

libby said...

Ooh! 8PM TO-NIGHT! I totally missed it.....Was distracted by the Aaron Rodgers/Eli Manning match up instead. hubba hubba.

Robert said...

We all should have seen this one coming. Sheen would probably give any woman who enjoys (or pretends to enjoy) "back-door" sex $100K.

dia papaya said...

TiVo and I have a date to watch LiHo's epic return to fine acting. I wonder how long I can actually watch befire i break into manical laughter. I'm sure it will be a drinking party favorite in no time!

I think Barton may be right. He paid his other girls a LOT more. I think we have this backwards...

artemis said...
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Staple611 said...

F, I forgot to TiVo it. I'm sure it will be on reruns like it's the Real World/Road Rules Challenge, though, so I'll catch it soon.

libby said...

Staple---Re-run TONIGHT @ 8PM Eastern, set yer tivo!

Ms Cool said...

Think of the worthy people he could have helped with that money. I can't believe how fast she can go through money while so many of us are counting every penny.

auntliddy said...

Wait wait wait!!!!!! Was it, or was it not, worse than "mother may i sleep with danger?"? Thats my barometer, lol

GemTwist said...

@karrots , i watched it TWICE.

EmEyeKay said...

I found this and just watched it. If this is any indication, the movie is AWFUL.

http://www.toofab.com/2012/11/26/liz-and-dick-lindsay-lohan-moments-video/

EmEyeKay said...

Wait! Here's another one:

http://gawker.com/5963250/here-are-the-highlights-of-lindsay-lohans-atrocious-acting-in-liz--dick

EmEyeKay said...

and if anyone can make clickable links, I'd appreciate it (I keep forgetting how).

parissucksliterally said...

I need Charlie's number so I can tell him my debt. Maybe he'll help me too.


I am SO SICK of people helping this woman. She is the luckiest bitch on the planet.

Ms Cool said...

@EmEyeKay - started watching the first one and couldn't get through it. So horrible.

urban chaos said...

Co sign Parissucks

I cannot believe this trick and her busted ass self got money again.. Holy heck, it's sickening that the Lilo's of the world keep getting their way and funding their lifestyles

dia papaya said...

Paris! Hook me up with that number when you're done!

Thanks for links Em! Can't decide if I should watch the "highlights" first or wait and watch after for additional laughs.

Use this clickable link how to

smash said...

Can't wait to watch this tonight! We had a block party last night and I missed it. It is sitting on the DVR. Waiting... Watching... :)

StewMcG said...

EmEyeKay, thanks for posting those links. I was too busy watching "Boardwalk Empire" last night to watch this trainwreck. Now I can't wait to get home, order in really bad take-out for dinner, and pull this up on the DVR!

SusanB said...

Wait, if the money was to pay her taxes, won't she have to pay MORE taxes on the money he gave her? People who don't budget to pay their taxes really piss me off. We have pay payroll taxes every month and we'll go without food to pay them if necessary. You just don't mess with the IRS.

B626 said...

I watched and watched and watched.
Bowler DID carry the film.The only time LiLo was bearable(barely) is when they were having screaming lovespats.

The Black Cat said...

Charlie has so much money that 100K is a drop in the bucket for him.

fancyscreenname said...

If I'm not mistaken, 50 cent "loaned " her a million dollars a few years ago.