Monday, November 05, 2012

Florida Woman Arrested For Masturbating In A Starbucks While On Crack

You know, when you are on crack, the last thing you probably need is a double shot of espresso. This is probably why Jennifer Piranian, of Florida decided to spend her time in Starbucks masturbating instead. The police were called because the woman would not take her hands out of her pants and was clearly doing something which looked like masturbating. She told police she was waiting for friends because she needed to go to the hospital because of an infection or spider bite. The woman was arrested for masturbating and for being in possession of cocaine.

31 comments:

beguessin said...

FLORIDA!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

eek

Carmen said...

Ewwww!!!

FSP said...

Sounds like this lady knows how to party!

discoflux said...

What else are you supposed to do while you're waiting for your iced americano?

OneGirlRevolution said...

The green tea latte IS very good...

JoElla said...

LOL Discoflux!

I was wondering if Enty would post this, I saw it last Friday.

S.joy said...

Geez Florida!!! But there are lunatics and crazy people everywhere.. I refuse to let this ruin my opinion of that beautiful sunny state. I just think Enty loves reporting (ridiculous) things that happen there.

SusanB said...

For the most part I love living in Florida. There are people like this in every state. We just don't hear about them.

katsm0711 said...

Loll I was going to post "ewwww" but others beat me to it!

Agent**It said...

SusanB, it happened in the "other" Fl- Bradenton :)

Mama June said...

LOL @FSP!!!!

Unknown said...

Ewwww, so she was touching herself and probably had mrsa too?

katsm0711 said...

Lolllll MRSA!!!!!

Sugar said...

She was just reaching for the sweetner. She keeps it in her vagine for safe keeping. I was going to say reaching for the sugar but that's me! Gross!

SusanB said...

@agent*it - no, not Bradenton! (Home of the Pirates spring training camp). We're going there in March! Luckily, I don't drink coffee so I won't be going to Starbucks.

katsm0711 said...

Damn are the cops cracking down on this crime now bc I'll have to be way more discreet

Sugar said...

Crap! I hate it when I think of something funnier to say after I've already published a comment. Next time......

Jessica said...

Was her name Amanda Bynes?

Henriette said...

At least it's a woman! I'm glad women are doing equal time for public indecency.

megan00m said...

She looks like a gal from taxi cab confessions Las Vegas, who spoke about being a vigin...I have heard lack of sex can make you mean...but never a danger to prepackaged cheese plates and iced mochaccinos!

stigs84 said...

Haaaa, the woman from taxicab confessions!! It does look like her. I felt so bad for her, she seemed so nice. That poor woman needs to go out and have a one night stand haha

Mama Abroad said...

Love that.

Lori said...

maybe she was scratching...crack generally has the effect of making one disinterested in sexual contact.

Cornbread said...

I think I've posted this before, but when I first moved to SW Florida, I was told that Fort Myers (near us) was the "witness protection capital" of the nation. As if the area is some mecca for America's Most Wanted captures. And I will admit that it seems most of the unsavory characters on our news, or that we've met through acquaintances, haven't been from here.

So, to be fair, I don't think it's *only* Floridians diddling their nonnies and eating peoples' faces in public. I think it's the whackadoos who migrate from other parts of the country.

All about Eve said...

OMG, lol! I still love Florida anyway!

hotchacha said...

Aw... crackie just can't catch a break.

Selock said...

Ayiyi.

Yeah there are crazies everywhere. Though I must admit Florida is the only place I have ever had an honest to goodness "omigod this creeper seriously wants to murder us" feeling. Good times.

Agent**It said...

Cornbread , Those damn Yankees :)

Cornbread said...

Amen, Agent! ;)

tamarind said...

woah this is tooo much ! you guys crack me up

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