Friday, November 23, 2012

Four For Friday

It is Friday so it is announcement day. Not much today except that as usual I will be here all weekend and will have a reveal or two tomorrow. If you want, you can follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer and often talk about things there that I don't here. Plus, if I am drunk, I am more likely to post there because I can do it  half blind. A traditional Four For Friday today.

#1 - This former A list all television actor from a hit show has finally found some work after his show had finished its run. He needed to find something because he said spending time with his wife after being gone so long was killing him and he couldn't wait to what kind of extras were going to be hired.

#2 - This former A list actor who has always been on television had some serious butt kissing to do as he hit the bottle really hard, but this time instead of passing out, got violent with his much younger girlfriend. She is sticking with him, but got him to start paying her every month because she quit her job to be with him full-time.

#3 - This former almost A list actress who is still B and always has been all movies is back on the bottle again and got hammered at a club out of the country the other night. Took off her shirt and bra and wandered around the club topless. Her boyfriend was so hammered, he didn't care at all.

#4 - This B- list all movie actress who used to be in television had planned on quitting acting because she was not getting any roles that were not repeats of what she has previously done. Unfortunately her husband has spent all their money on stupid get rich quick schemes and her businesses are doing well, but need more cash. Rumor has it the only part she can get which will pay enough will require her to strip for the first time ever.

45 comments:

bored soccer mom said...

I'd guess Alba for number four.

FSP said...

Ha! "This B- list all movie actress who used to be in television"...so you can have been in TV in the past and now be "all movies". Finally an explanation.

FSP said...

***could not can

SecondCityKid said...

Not Alba for #4, did you forget she was a stripper in Sin City?

Jaiden_S said...

But Alba didn't actually have to strip in Sin City.

Sugar said...

#2 could that be Alec Baldwin or Kelsey Grammer?

Deep AtSea said...

for #3, the girl walks topless in a club and there are no pics on the net?

nudibelle said...

BAG that dirtbomb

PuggleWug said...

You didn't see her nude in Sin City, though. I did see a movie she was in with Casey Affleck. She was topless in it, so I doubt this would be her.

nudibelle said...

#4

Moonmaid said...

Hoping #3 is not Kirsten Dunst. :-(

hag said...

Yeah but she didn't get naked.

SecondCityKid said...

In good luck chuck, she does a strip tease for ::shudder:: dane cook as well... Still don't think its her.

La Tanguerita said...

Hugh Laurie for the first?He just signed for the role of Blackbeard.

EmEyeKay said...

@FSP, good freakin' catch! Now we have to remember that!

Oh Brother! said...

@ Deep atSea: That's what I thought. No pics or tweets? Shouldn't this all over the news?

@Moonmaid: I thought of Kirsten D too but she did a lot of TV at the beginning of her career. I can understand the "has always being all movies" if you've only done a cameo or one episode on TV but she's done a lot more than that.

CanadianMiss said...

House For #1
Alba for #4

SusanB said...

Hugh Laurie for #1 is a good guess

timebob said...

Alba has publicly said she will never go topless for a role.

At some point they all eat their words.

ButterKwup said...

3 sounds like Kiki Dunst to me :(

msgirl said...

Hugh has been in movies, not him.

canadachick said...

Seinfeld for number 1
No clue #2
#3 Eva Mendes?
#4.Sarah Michelle Gellar

Em Cue Em said...

1) Hugh Laurie
2) Matthew Perry & Lizzy Caplan
3) Kirsten Dunst & Garrett Hedlund
4) Jessica Alba & Cash Warren

MadLyb said...

I'm clueless on all of these, but I second that BAG is a douche.

Enty is even wittier on Twitter, BTW. Did I just do something there?

Thomas Fisher said...

I think #1 is Laurie as well. He is in talks (some wrote he already got the gig) for a 10 episode drama called Crossbones where he will play Blackbeard.

And #3 could be Dunst and Hedlund since there are some fresh pictures going into a club in London.

Kathleen said...

Jessica Alba's nudity in Machete was CGI. Body doubles have also been used for her. She usually has a no-nudity clause in her contracts, so if she did strip naked on film, it would in fact be for the first time.

Andy said...

Yeah Alba's a real prude, when quite frankly it's the only appeal she has. It sure isn't her acting ability.

Maja. With a J. said...

I thought Matthew Fox for #1.

JSierra said...

If not for the B- rating I would say Katherine Heigl for #4

Sean said...

Alba has a body double for her scenes in Sin City 2 as well.

nessa said...

That's who i thought too

dav725 said...

Dundst has been naked twice in movies...in Marie Antoinette and in Melencholia.

Pog_Mor said...

The Hoff for number 2??

Pog_Mor said...

The Hoff for number 2??

katie said...

That was my guess too.

jordansmom said...

Tori Spelling for #4.

AndrewBW said...

Lee Harvey Oswald.

My feeling about conspiracy theories is that they are too complex and require too many people for them to be carried out. At some point, someone is going to get cold feet, or get pissed off at someone else, or have a deathbed conversion, or get drunk and start blabbing, or just slip up.

Dee Lurker said...

I thought Hoff for #1.

Hope #3 isn't Dunst but her boyfriend looks like a tool in the new pics-I don't know why she doesn't go the Drew Barrymore route and actually grow-up, or the Ryder route and take time out. Her taste in men reflect how immature she still is despite her time in the biz (and I LOVE her btw).


I'd say Alba for #4.

AW said...

#4 is an "all movie actress" - Alba was in Dark Angel

Charley said...

#4 Alba. Is she married to Cash Warren? Could that be the clue?

Andy said...

Just saw Alba do a commercial for Windows Phone, like the Gwen Stefani one, except all she talks about is her girls. There is little to no mention of work.

La Tanguerita said...
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Its just U said...

She was butt naked in The killer inside me.

JSierra said...

@AW

"#4 - This B- list all movie actress who used to be in television"

The blind says the actress used to do TV

Angela said...

@Em Cue Em -- #2 cannot be Matthew Perry & Lizzy Caplan. Lizzy has been in tons of movies lately, and she's going to start filming a tv series for Showtime in January.