In the new issue of Vanity Fair, Jessica Biel goes all Katie Holmes on the world and tells us how amazing Justin Timberlake is and how her honeymoon was like magic
. Not magical mind you, but like magic. Not sure what that means. Does it mean it was all big one optical illusion? Jessica also says she wants Justin to direct her. You know, because he has a huge directing resume. She doesn't care if he has directed nothing, but she knows that he can probably get a film made where he is the director and that means he will cast her and she will get a job. Some actual work. Plus, she will get to be the lead and can pick out her own costume, and makeup people and has a great trainer in mind too, all paid for by the studio while her loving husband directs her into D list oblivion. What Justin needs to do acting wise is to commit himself fully to joining SNL for the next five years and then spend two years making music and touring and then spending another five years on SNL. He does that well. Movies? Not so much. Of course, since Jessica Biel is so awful, she probably thinks he is a genius.