Monday, November 19, 2012

Lindsay Lohan Wants Nothing To Do With Her Half Sister Unless..

Over the weekend, after Lindsay Lohan "discovered" she had a half-sister she said that she wanted nothing to do with her ever and would never speak to her. You know, because it is her half-sister's fault that Lindsay's dad could not keep his peen in his pants while he was married to Dina. You know what I want? I want for Lindsay's half-sister to win about $200M in the lottery. The teen would go from the most dislike member of the family to having Lindsay calling her a bestie. Michael would disown all his other kids to help manage his daughter's $200M fortune and keep it out of the hands of unscrupulous people like Michael. Even Dina would probably try and worm her way into the money. What was the point of Lindsay saying what she said? To hurt the teen? There was just no reason. Just be quiet. I think that is Lindsay's problem a lot. She can never not be quiet. She has to say something or be photographed doing something and just be heard or seen.

27 comments:

Mitchellaneous said...

It's probably best for the new sister that Lindsay stays far away.

dee123 said...

She should stay far away.

FSP said...

The new sister should be ecstatic after hearing that.

Christopher Cruz said...

Girl, you run. You run fo your LIFE from those Lohans.

Tuxedo Cat said...

I saw this poor girl on the Dr. Phil show. She was distraught that Michael Lohan might be her father, because he was denying the possibility so vehemently.

One would think that Michael Lohan, who has made so many mistakes with his children, would take the opportunity to do the right thing finally. Apparently not.

I don't know why I thought that Lindsay would reach out to the girl (although that would be a bad thing) as she is already a member of the Daughters of Crappy Fathers club.

Alita said...

Well if she won that 200m (or even 0.001m) she'd have Michael Lohan after her, so a life of poverty is likely the best bet.

MAC said...

Lindsay doesn't want anything to do with her until someone is willing to pay for a show where they meet for the first time.

gloaming said...

She's probably talking about her half sister to distract people from talking about her performance in 'Liz and Dick'

Norte said...

Assholes breed assholes

Maximus said...

Yah, new chick just dodged a bullet. Lindsay probably could use someone without a life of Michael and Dina around to simmer her down.

Mari said...

I know what killed me :) was the line that she has no ill will to Ashley...
Then why say what she said? If asked, all she had to say was 'It's a very difficult situation for everyone involved. I wish Ashley nothing but the best for her future.'
Here I thought her new PR firm was trying to watch what she said.

Cleodacat said...

I feel for the girl, your father is your father and is supposed to be one of those people that love you unconditionally. I knew growing up that my dad was not my "father" and that my father was not in my life because he did not believe me to be his child. As a teen that hurt alot. In my 20's, he tried to get to know me and it was my turn to blow him off. As I turned 30, a friend urged me to at least find out the medical backgroung of his family and I am grateful to her because it led to a DNA test that proved it to both of us and now 10yrs later we are close. Thankfully his 2 daughters (both older) accepted me with open arms.

curlyhairslacker said...

I'm almost surprised Lindsay doesn't try to drag the new half sister around for publicity sake.

I feel for the girl, if my Mom thought I was fathered by Michael Lohan, I'd prefer not to know, let alone go through it on national tv.

Amber said...

I can't imagine this girl really wants to deal with Lindsay as a sister. I assume she hasn't been living in a cave. If I found out that of all the celebrities I could possibly be related to, I just HAD to be related to the Lohans I'd be SO PISSED.

__-__=__ said...

You don't love anyone unconditionally. You don't love people that treat you horribly. You get away from them. The half-sister will do remarkably well since she will stay away from Lohans. Lindsay should do the same.

auntliddy said...

I still dont understand ehy the girl and her mother wld do this on tv. I know daddy lo said he wld only do the test if on tv- read payday- but id almost rather not know. Seedy situation for all.

LottaColada said...

I just think Lindsay is jealous everyone is talking about this instead of her crap Lifetime movie.

Connie151 said...

The good news is that at least the half sister doesn't have Dina for a mother. Score.

Patty said...

@Lotta,
They'll be talking about that lame movie soon enough. Just not in the way LiLo wanted the to talk about it.

And her career should be over in about 5..4..3..2..

chachi said...

It would be so hurtful to be spurned by your own father. Very sad.

On the other hand, maybe she's been raised well up to this point, and actually has a shot at being the most together Lohan on the planet. That would be very nice to see. Just keep her away from those other reprobates!!

Dee Lurker said...

Again I suggest that IF a father abused his daughter (which I am begining to suspect for lindsay) a natural reaction would be to lash out to the sister who didn't have to live through that.

I'm just saying...there is a very different way to look at Lohan's behaviour where her actions suddenly make more sense...

Gypsy said...

What makes her so sure this girl wants anything to do with her? LL is like the plague and this half sister would do well to steer clear of that trainwreck.

Henriette said...

My father pulled the Michael Lohan on me, and it was the best thing that happened to me! This girl is lucky she doesn't have to get involved with this dysfunctional mess.

CarmeliteLady said...

I agree with Gypsy, why would this girl want ANYTHING to do with the walking herp sore that is Lindsay Lohan? Talk about embarassing. I'd hide and live a quiet life somewhere with no possibility of ever seeing Lindsay ever. What a bitch.

Sherry said...

My thoughts exactly. It's more likely the other way around. This girl cried when she found out Michael was her dad. Can you imagine how horrid it would be to have Liho try to embrace her and kiss her with her crack and cigarette breath..Ugh!!

djphob said...

@auntliddy totally agree!!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

I wish this show had been done on the Maury show instead of spin-off Tricia. How great would it have been to have Maury announce "You ARE the father!" to Michael Lohan!