Friday, November 02, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH former Disney kid-turned-pop star loves to show off her body by dancing topless in the window of her Hollywood mansion? Neighbors of the barely legal homeowner have complained to the naughty resident, but she pays them no mind – and even flips them off!

42 comments:

katsm0711 said...

The one who was sexually abused by a pedophile director

smash said...

Vanessa Hudgens

Ashley said...

Smiley!!!!

smash said...

Nevermind. She is not a pop star.

Mari said...

Have to narrow it down a bit there, Kats!
Hey, glad you were able to venture out & get home safely. Be really aware of dusk catching up.

MontanaMarriott said...

Does Selena live alone? I know she had that catchy song out this Summer.

Barton Fink said...

Who doesn't dance topless in a big picture window facing a large street, while flipping people off? Is that wrong?

Buick Mackane said...

@Barton, everyone in Hollywood does!

FalseProfit said...

Who are the people who complain about this? WTF is wrong with these people?

FalseProfit said...

Salena Gomez lives in Encino, not that I'd necessarily expect enty to know that.

*karen* said...

My guess would be Selena Gomez or Demi Lovato--Miley didn't turn into a pop star after being a Disney kid...it was part of the show.

NapAssasin said...

Good for her. Maybe she's the one starlet of that age group who is proud of the way she looks. And who gives a shit? Stop looking, idiots. The girl is clearly happy and celebrating her independence. Cut her some slack.

Frufra said...

Definitely sounds like a victimless crime - I kinda like this one!

Dick Largesse said...

AND TAKE SOME DAMN PICTURES!

MacAttack said...

Old, bitter womman are the ones who complain about this! i wish i could walk past my neighbors window and see a hot naked woman prancing about and not be called a pervert! haha.

Cathy said...

If it were a middle-aged man, would you guys still think there was nothing to complain about?

Amy said...

Right -- not sure why the neighbor sees this as an issue, just take some photos, make some fast money. Bonus to that neighbor: chances are 50/50 he starlet will stop as soon as the photos go big time.

cinephreak said...

@Katsm so all of them? I kid. But my guess is for Miley.

fancyscreenname said...

Why don't hot young guys start swinging their naked junk in front of open windows? That'd be cool. :-)

Frufra said...

@Cathy - in all seriousness, I would be seriously pissed if I had children next door to this flashdancer, be they a hot gal or an old guy, or whatever. I have children, so yeah, I'd call ye olde cops on this. But seriously, if they were grown and gone, I think I'd laugh if my neighbor was putting on a non-threatening peep show.

White lilly said...

It's just boby parts unless you sexualize it...

Charles said...

Stars - Just Like Us.

Lola said...

Miley. I don't care how enty worded it.

FalseProfit said...

Most celebrities in LA live in houses that can't be seen from the street or from neighboring houses. If this is legit, the star is new enough not to have tons of money or she maybe lives in the birds or trousdale where the nice houses are really close together. Hmm... I dunno about this one.

Jihane-Fatim said...

i'm going with Miley Cyrus on this one...

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

I'm going to be different & say Xtina--she was on the Mickey Mouse Club years ago, and somehow I can see her doing something like this, esp. if she'd been drinking beforehand.

chopchop said...

FYI: Enty doesn't write National Enquirer blind items. That's why the heading says "National Enquirer Blind Item".

Em Cue Em said...

How is anyone guessing anyone other than Miley Cyrus - Disney star turned pop star, check. Barely legal (19), check. Flippant, asswipe punk attitude, check. Even if it isn't true, it's absolutely meant to be about Miley.

Em Cue Em said...

@Robin - it says barely legal.

feraltart said...

I'd love if a hot middle-aged guy starting dancing naked in front of a window I could see into. That would be drink time, I'd even invite my friends.

Gary T. Burnaska said...

who is it and where shes she live, I want a peek.

Kendall Tucker said...

I'm going with Demi on this one, didn't her song go #1? Is that enough to warrant being a pop star? There are many things you can call Miley, but pop star isn't one of them...

I'd say Vanessa, but she's 23, not exactly barely legal.

PugsterMom said...

LOL!

PugsterMom said...

Did you mean "body" parts or "booby" parts? ;)

E Gee Be said...

Exactly, Barton

Michelle said...

It's just body parts to anyone who hasn't hit puberty but not after that...actually even slightly before that some are titillated by body parts. Plus seeing one's bits should be a choice.

Brenda L said...

Um....I think that's kind of a sexy thing to do! I might would do it too if I was that young and beautiful again....and had appreciative neighbors.

astrogirl said...

I can't see anything wrong with it. Just look away if you're offended I say.

PuggleMommy said...

If there are kids in the neighborhood playing outside, I could see a potential issue.

Anna said...

It's probably some unknown hollaback with the Cheetah Girls

JSierra said...

My Freshman year of college I had a problem with dancing topless in front of my very large dorm window that just happened to face the dorm parking lot, and campus.

I didn't know I was putting on a free show until my BF at the time spotted me through my window when he was walking on campus.

Oopsie doopsies

bellaluna said...

Yeah, I'm going with Miley.