Which Hollywood starlet is trying friends’ patience by incessantly talking about her vagina? . . .
Which New York nightlife fixture has a secret “hot-boxing” room in the back of their club? . . .
Which comic star has dropped so much weight that friends are suggesting he’s gone a little too wild with cocaine? . . .
Which socialite is the butt of jokes for waiting patiently at every event for party photographers to find her, which they seldom ever do? . . .
Which newlywed might’ve just pulled her own Liza Minnelli and married a man who friends insist prefers men? . . .
Which social butterfly, forced to stay in when Hurricane Sandy canceled a host of events, realized she can’t stand her other half?