Four parts today.
Snooki got drunk at the hair salon and ended up with bright red hair. I actually think the red was her plan, but the getting drunk was just a bonus for the new mom.
Speaking of drunk. I don't think Sofia Vergara was drunk, but her heels made it impossible for her to get in the car without assistance so, just as good as a drunk photo.
More drunken news. Kristen Stewart decided to go with the see thru dress. Probably drunk when she decided on that.
Speaking of drunk, Robert Pattinson already has his St. Patrick's Day drinking costume ready.
No more drunk jokes. Can't think of any that go with the Kellan Lutz and Nikki Reed and Ashley Greene photo.
Not sure what Elle Fanning was thinking of with those shoes. Probably drunk. Or stole them from a sumo wrestler.
I think Dakota Fanning tries way harder to impress when her sister is on the carpet with her.
The only time no one laughs at Victoria Beckham when she is dancing. Alone in a Vegas night club during the middle of the day, dancing her little heart out to Viva Forever.