Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

Diane Kruger on a red carpet in Paris and

in jeans? Again? Twice in a month? Must be breaking up with Joshua Jackson or getting married.
Not in jeans, but looking stoned out of her mind is Anna Friel.
Also not in jeans and not with a $4M Weight Watchers deal, but Hilary Duff also appears to have lost all her pregnancy weight.
Helen Mirren gets herself a feel of Jessica Biel's breast.
Or was trying to make those big wings stop poking people in the eye.
Also at the premiere were Jamie Lee Curtis and her sister.
The last episode of iCarly airs on Friday.
The guy in the hoodie trying not to be photographed with his nephew is
Joe Simpson.

43 comments:

figgy said...

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG, that picture of Joe Simpson MADE my day!!

I think someone mistook him for a turkey and basted him a bit too much.

seaward said...

Pictures of Jamie Lee Curtis, as much as I love her, are worthless without Christopher Guest. WHERE IS HE???

Audrey said...

I just don't get Diane Kruger. I think she's way too thin. I also find it hard to tell her apart from Naomi Watts.

curlyhairslacker said...

Looks like Joe Simpson was on Weight Watchers too. I wouldn't have recognized him.

Ingrid Superstar said...

WTFOMG@PIMPA JOE~!

Jamie Lee Curtis' sister is Future Victoria Beckham.

Dee Lurker said...

Where is JT? Anyone know? Biel comes off the honeymoon to famewhore at the fckin Ivy, and now all this red-carpet crap, dead smile crap. Doesn't she kind of need to her husband to rock the "I'm now a famous celebrity wife" thing?

Is it just me or does Curtis strike anyone else as somehow shady? Like, what is she into to keep that smirk on her face for decades on end? I just feel very suspicious about her...an overload of blinds has not helped.

Snapdragon said...

What the actuak f*ck is up with Biel's dress? I mean... emergency flying squirrel apparatus??

Snapdragon said...

@Dee Lurker: Nope, no shady vibe for me. To me she just always seems happy and on the verge of giggling. It seems she'd be a hoot to be around.

Lindsey said...

Totally not concerned with papa joe's new look- why isn't anyone talking about how THIN he is? It's alarming.

LottaColada said...

Jessica wears the weirdest things and expects them to look fabulous on her. It's not happening.

I just can't with Anna Friel after that blind item revealed her.

Papa Joe has certainly seen better days!

trouble bubble said...

ICarly is the only show I enjoy watching with my 8 y.o. It's sad it is ending

smash said...

Papa Joe! Seriously cupcake. That hair color and orange shade of flesh are doing nothing to disguise you.

mynerva said...

Jamie. I love you, but I just can't with that dress. You look like you've been stuffed into a surgical support stocking.

Diane Kruger and Helen Mirren - I fucking love the both of you.

annanaannnaaaa said...

What was the Anna Friel BI?

figgy said...

I second the question: what was the Anna Friel reveal??

BFSkinnerchick said...

Dayum, Jamie Lee's body is seriously slammin'. The dress isn't great, but if you just panned from the chest down, she could be half her age, or less. I've heard rumors she's an XXY female before. (Probably not news to the astute readers here.) Her physique seems to fit the profile, and she is awesome. I agree she always looks bemused and I see genuine radiance in her. I wish I could master that "just-about-to-giggle" look :)

MadLyb said...

Jamie Lee has always had a perfect bod.

I miss the old pervy Papa Joe, before he decided to re-make himself into a Twink magnet. :(

goes in circles said...

I love Diane, but I had no idea how scarily thin she was until I saw those arms. Kinda gross.

califblondy said...

I think Jamie Lee looks hot.

I'm going to miss iCarly. My little ones are sad.

Mr. Simpson looks sick. He was almost a handsome man once upon a time. Now he looks just like this old gay man who used to run a local liguor store (and that's not a good thing).

Jessi said...

Well there appears to be a ring maybe? on the hand of Diane. Did I miss an engagement?

I think Jamie Lee looks amazing! She could have chosen a different dress but from shoulders up... beautiful!

skimpymist said...

:-( don't go icarly.

Please can jessica biel find a better stylist. I would even recommend rachel zoe over whoever she has now. You know your dress is fugly when you get mocked by helen mirren for your wings.

cinephreak said...

so is Miranda Cosgrove or Jeanette McCurdy the tweener who got knocked up and their show was all hanging in the balance?

cinephreak said...

also Joe wtf? lawl

LottaColada said...

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/07/blind-items-revealed_8511.html?m=1

This foreign born Golden Globe nominee/winner is a C+/B- list actress who primarily does movies but is better known for being on a show loved by critics but which could never find an audience. Anyway, our actress is not the best customer at restaurants. Over the Christmas holidays our actress was at a restaurant with a party of 8 and decided to show the table what you could do if you were a star. She went to find her waitress and asked the waitress to find the biggest vegetable in the kitchen, bring it to the table and say, "Here you go ____, is this what you were talking about?" The waitress found a large vegetable, brought it out to the table and said her lines. As she was leaving, our actress said, "You see? That's the kind of thing I can do because I'm _______." Throughout the night our actress made other staff do various tasks to laughter from the table. When they left, the table didn't even tip.

Anna Friel

Laura said...

The photo of Jessica Biel with Helen Mirren - Jessica looks really pretty there. Then the posed photo? Not so much.

Darkmyst said...

@cinephhreak, I doubt it. It's been known for longer than a pregnancy that this would be the last iCarly season.

Renoblondee said...

Jamie is gorgeous as all holy hell! And I love the dress, she can pull it off! She was awesome last night on New Girl!
Ugh, enough with the Biel. Agree, Diane is way too skinny. Her arms and legs are sticks!
Joe Simpson, you guys already said it all!

Panda80 said...

My mom looks just like Jamie Lee, even the haircut. Which both have rocked since the 80s. My mom is 63 and men think she is bangin! Lol.

Panda80 said...

My mom looks just like Jamie Lee, even the haircut. Which both have rocked since the 80s. My mom is 63 and men think she is bangin! Lol.

annanaannnaaaa said...

That really bums me out. I just loved her as Chuck on Pushing Daisies.

Kloie said...

So is this a Joshua Jackson reveal for yesterday's blind about the controlling guy?

DrunkenBlogger said...

Damn, I thought for sure that last photo was the bleach blonde Baldwin brother.

Jamie Lee Curtis = still awesome. Her pole dance in True Lies impressed me as a kid and now as a grown-up, even more. (Though not a fan of the white dress/black tights or boots, but whatever JLC can do it.)

Donna said...

Papa Josie looks like he's channeling Ken Paves...

Tuxedo Cat said...

Poor Jessica and Ashlee...at least most of us don't have to watch our fathers go through their midlife crisis in public....

I really really try to get Jessica Biel...but that bat dress....

lakeuniongirl said...

I thought VB had lightened her hair! She really looks like Janet Leigh, here.

lakeuniongirl said...

I thought VB had lightened her hair! She really looks like Janet Leigh, here.

lakeuniongirl said...

I thought VB had lightened her hair! She really looks like Janet Leigh, here.

lakeuniongirl said...

I thought VB had lightened her hair! She really looks like Janet Leigh, here.

Popnursing said...

I've loved JLC since she did that untouched photo shoot. I think she was one of the first to shout to women: it's an illusion!!! Love her for that.

Grace said...

Wait. Papa Joe's nephew or "nephew"?

Geebz said...

JLC looks gorgeous. She's a timeless beauty and always looks to be having fun. No shade to throw. He sister is quite lovely as well.

Um..Papa Joe. Honey...um, yeah. Do you. o_O

littlejenny said...

jamie and her sister look fucking amazing! I HOPE I'm that hot in my 60's. and diane is not wearing jeans on the red carpet. enty has gone retarded.

littlejenny said...

ps. GO HILARY! lookin good gurlfran!