If you read the site regularly then it should not be a shocker that Shia LaBeouf and his long time girlfriend have split after two years of dating. What does shock me is that she managed to last this long. That is remarkable, especially considering how Shia is always going to compare his girlfriends to his mother. Meanwhile Ashlee Simpson and her boyfriend Vincent Piazza have split. Ashlee thought she would get more of a career bump dating a guy on a hit HBO show, but realized that no matter what she does she probably won't have a career so is just going to hang out next to Jessica Simpson for the next year or so and try to sell some records that way and get a few gigs lip synching at Macy's.