Normally at this time on Sunday mornings I would bring you the best of SNL from the night before, but I didn't think any clips were all that worthy. Plus, with the holidays approaching, I thought this article from Deadspin is way more relevant and funnier than anything SNL attempted to show yesterday. Basically, one reporter has gone through the entire Williams-Sonoma catalog and commented on it. Here is what he had to say about the $40 Bourbon Cranberry Relish. To read all of it click here, but please be alone when you do so because you will scare everyone with how hard you are laughing.
Item #02-496059 Bourbon Cranberry Relish
Williams-Sonoma says: “Sauteed cranberries, bourbon, shallots and herb with a hint of orange. 16oz.”
Notes from Drew: That's 40 bucks for a bowl of cranberry sauce that everyone will pass up because we all prefer the s**t that costs two bucks and comes plopping out of the can in the shape of the can. The second ingredient is LEAD. For 40 bucks, you should get the bourbon on its own.