Tuesday, November 20, 2012

The Whole Lindsay Lohan Going To Jail Thing

By now you probably have heard about Lindsay Lohan being charged for lying to the police and how Lindsay is going to have her probation revoked and you have wonderful thoughts of her going to jail and finally doing time in jail. Oh, Lindsay will go to jail, for about five minutes. Maybe 10 depending on how long it takes them to process her bail. Then she will be right back out and awaiting a probation hearing which will probably see Lindsay doing some additional community service and maybe having her probation extended another year. Now, as for the lying to the ;police officer? More probation. More community service. Maybe some house arrest. Jail? Has Lindsay gone to jail for anything in the past? The only way she is going to jail for any period of time is if she does something really serious. Apparently stealing from a jewelry store is not serious enough so she is going to need to rob a store with a gun or kill someone I think before she ends up in jail for longer than a day or two.

28 comments:

Barton Fink said...

That girl needs to quit.

Christopher Cruz said...

Or die.

B. Profane said...

Honestly, I really do dislike these "lying to law enforcement" laws. I think they severely erode the purpose of the 5th Amendment clause against self-incrimination.

Remember, though, that she's building herself a plastic prison in LA County by continuing to re-offend. Yes, they have to keep turning her loose in LA County because of prison overcrowding. Her record will still follow her and if she pulls one of these stupid stunts in just about any other jurisdiction she's gonna get popped hard and do some real time.

hag said...

Those 4 pics do not look like the same people

donner said...

No one expects this bitch to spend any time in jail. TMZ makes the whole thing sound so dramatic but we've seen this show before and noting happens. I have no idea if our local jail system is this lenient with repeat offenders but I'd guess not. Still, she's more a joke than anything else at this point, so I don't care what happens to her.

Vicki Cupper said...

She could murder Obama and his family during half time at the Super Bowl on camera and she'd still get away with it.

*karen* said...

@Vicki Cupper, "Oh, that Lindsay!"

MiVidaCoca said...

Loving the "Got coke?" look she's giving in the July 2010 pic.

Patiently waiting for her to start capitalizing from all these mug shots, I'm thinking coffeetable book maybe?

Under the Big Skyy said...

Faces of Meth

laura ramona said...

why is she still on the news?nobody cares about her

auntliddy said...

Just a matter of time before she's found dead.

Ella Bella Boo said...

She'll serve like a day or two, then go on a talk show about how jail time cleaned her up and she's changed. While Dina throws her under the bus with a tell all memoir and Micheal says he's the reason she is clean and sober.. until she busted stealing, not paying bills, trashing other peoples stuff ect. Used to really like her when i was akid now i just pity her.

Hey Dina, wheres Ali?

Maximus said...

After Lilo either a) dies or b) is locked up for some serious violent crime, Dina will sue LA for "not working harder to keep her daughter out of trouble".

Girl is 6 months from being 27 and seems desperate to join the 27 club. Ugh.

Ms Cool said...

@auntliddy, I've been saying that for years. I don't want to say I'm giving up hope because that wouldn't be nice but I'm beginning to think she'll outlive us all.

lc said...

Thank you Miss Vicki, you made my morning!!

She would then proceed to say it was not her an blame it on: ________________________

Fill in the blank. Let's play the LiLo blame game!

LottaColada said...

What ever happened to that pool on when she was getting arrested next???

Cleodacat said...

Oh please, please, please, please, please, pretty pleassssse!! I'd consider it an early christmas gift, please....!!

Amber said...

I bet they could find her a roommate at San Quentin. Transferring her can't be THAT big of a deal.

Happy Chocolatini said...

Her mugshots look like a faces of meth billboard. Hopefully she will mess up in Nevada or Texas, they actually arrest celebrities when they break the law.

lostathome said...

She's 27 next year so maybe we only have a year or so of this left

parissucksliterally said...

She'll get her 6th mugshot and be in her way within 3 hours.

Amy said...

You can take the 5th any time you want to avoid self-incrimination and remain silent, but my God the Fifth Amendment doesn't give you the right to lie (and incriminate someone else, which is usually what Lindsay does).

SusanB said...

I kind of liked her doing her public service in the morgue. I've been to the morgue a few times for professional reasons and believe me, it's not as clean as you see on TV.

Sherry said...

Why did they even bother?

timebob said...

the only bright side of this is it will make getting her insured for any future roles even harder and more expensive which means producers will pass her over for someone less cracky.

That in turn will save me from alcohol poisoning from the inevitable drinking games that would ensue from any future horrible lifetime movies I wouldn't be able to resist watching.

THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE CRACKY!

chachi said...

She can't have long left on this earth. On her television interview yesterday (on Today, or GMA?) she sounded so drugged, and had an obviously hard time forming some words with her trouted up lips. Dead eyes, orange skin and hair - what a sad mess.

ureallyannoyme said...

Remember when Paris Hilton went to jail? And then got thrown back in jail, sobbing in the back of a squad car? What did Paris do that is worse than what LiLo did?

artemis said...

Who the hell is protecting this nasty sack of smashed assholes? I'm tired of seeing her get away with all this shit.

I'll clean up my language now (or at least until the next Lindsay post which will be in like 45 mins).