Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Today's Blind Items - She Is Scary

This celebrity is probably C list. However she is A+ when it comes to name recognition. She is also about doing anything she can do to become as famous as she possibly can. It is not about money. She has had offers from men who have been willing to pay her hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to sleep with her. She is young and attractive, and she certainly draws a very wealthy crowd, but she does not not want the money, she wants the fame. She craves fame. She loves when people recognize her and loves being the center of attention. She also likes to pretend she is above it. But she isn't. Now, she has used some of these powerful men in the past. She keeps getting on television for one simple reason. She is willing to use what she has but not with producers. Nope. She goes for network heads and the presidents of development companies. She is one of the few people who can get access and she knows how to use her charms. She learned from a master. She does have a downfall. She can't seem to stay away from guys who are really good looking, but dumb as rocks. She can't take them out in public so usually just stays in when she wants to be with them, but she is always worried they will tell the world how she likes to be spanked or her secret love for a very special kind of porn. She tried out that porn in person once or twice and loved it, but that is something she doesn't allow herself in person. She thinks it will mess up her chances for fame. She will say anything about anyone to get ahead and will throw anyone under a bus to get there. Apparently she is in the process of getting something a C lister in her position could only hope for and would never actually get. It is why she was on her best behavior the other night and actually said hello to regular people. Oh, how she hated that. She wants the fame and adoration from fans, but not the interaction.

180 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Hmmm I am at a loss.

Lisa said...

If it weren't for the "young" comment, I'd say Chelsea Handler.

SecondCityKid said...

Hayden?

supapimp said...

While reading this blind, i had the song 'fame' going through my head.

Fijigrrl said...

@SecondCity -- I thought Hadyen as well.

nolachickee said...

Hayden P. came to mind for me.

mynerva said...

Baffled.

I'm thinking the upcoming thing might be a nomination for a big award? Anyone unusual being talked about for those? Would explain why she has to kiss ass.

*karen* said...

Who would have special access to network heads and presidents of development companies? Maybe a celebrity offspring?

hunter said...

Hayden is actually a pretty good actress, despite any flaws in her personal life.

Enty calls her a "celebrity" and says she "keeps getting on television" but does not say this person is an actress. Hmmm.

Was kinda thinking Tara Reid but she's not so young anymore and he didn't mention the drinking.

LemonX said...

"Special kind of porn" --- please tell me it's not with animals or kids.

It would be easy to say it's someone like Paris, she is a fame-whore with A+ name recognition and would have access to network heads, but would Paris be embarrassed to date a guy dumb as a rock?

dragon said...

IDK but this bitch is funny

Essie Rabinowitz said...

Bethany?

Renoblondee said...

Yes, I'm confused on the "celebrity" on tv part too. I don't know if it means actress or reality person.

DA said...

Georgina Chapman.

FSP said...

I don't think this person is an actress.

Essie Rabinowitz said...

Scratch that I forgot about young. I don't think actress I get the reality vibe.

MalibuBarbie said...

My gut reaction was Hayden.

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SecondCityKid said...

Hayden Panettiere's bff is Sanela Diana Jenkins (wealthy wealthy) & she was also in the coffee book that was supposedly a front for prostitution - Room 23. & She was pictured boating 3 years ago with a woman with visible bruising on her behind, and has dated violent men in the past. I'm thinking S&M is the "different" kind of porn...

LemonX said...

SecondCityKid -- forgot about the Diana Jenkins connection. And the S&M 'porn' gives me some relief. Good guess.

sylmarillion said...

One of the Ecclestone sisters maybe? They would have access to network heads, and they don't need the money.

rhinovodka said...

I was thinking a former American Idol contestant, but I don't know enough of them to know who this would be.

Vicki Cupper said...

Just because I can't stand the bitch, I'll say Olivia Munn.

cinephreak said...

At first I was thinking Miley, but towards the end I wasnt so sure

Ingrid Superstar said...

DA, that's The Beautiful Georgina Chapman, per her weekly Project Runway intro.

Sarah said...

I don't think Hayden works, if only because the blind states that this person refrains from fulfilling a sexual desire out of fear of public repercussions.
Enty has hinted that nothing is taboo for Hayden.

noseygal48 said...

I thought Hayden too after all I have read about her. I do like her Nashville though and I don't think she is a bad actress....

megan00m said...

Lady gaga.
Master: madonna
Hbo specials that arent crazy well watched
Her nameless hipster bfriends.
Her access to elite like elton, oprah, designers even beyonce wanted a piece
Her exboyfriend claimed she didnt give hi. Credit
F A ME MONSTER
I Like her tho.danceable and positive

Sarah said...

What about Kim K, with mama Kris as the "master?"

Basil said...

All of them.

Chaparra-rulz said...

Katie Cassidy? Michele Tretchemberg?
Fifty Shades of Grey role?

Angela said...

I was thinking the Stodden thing, but she needs $, cause gramps doesn't have much or she'd have better shoes, and a stylist.

Amber said...

This sounds to me like someone whose mother F'd her way to the top. So they're famous pretty much only because of their famous parent(s), and are continuing with the "family tradition".

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Kimstyle said...

How is Hayden or anyone else suggested A+ name recognition?

Gaga is. but would definitely be defined as a singer, not a "celebrity"...

But, of course, I have no clue who this is.

Kimstyle said...

Sorry, I missed the Kim K. suggestion. I think she would have A+ NR .... I can see this being her.

megan00m said...

Got cut short...
Mother monster..scary
I like her so much I get teary with a few of her songs.
No hate.or judgement....shes got a good things happening

geez i have biggest know to man phone and my fingers still are too fat...
you know pudgy digits and all

Nutty_Flavor said...

A+ name recognition means known to kids, grannies and watchers of sports-only channels. Not many people can say that.

Sarah said...

Kim did that go,den shower on the Ray J video, that could be the special kind of porn. I'd rather think that than some alternatives :/

Kim also has landed some decent acting roles, including a Tyler Perry movie. That could be the thing no one in her position would normally get.

Unknown said...

Julianne Hough possibly?

megan00m said...

ha there is dm proof!! lol
oh i never am right, but maaaaaybe today!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2239647/Lady-Gaga-gets-plane-custom-dress-equipped-PVC-straps-gold-metal.html

going back to interact, i find it endearing but that might be point!!

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EMB3712 said...

Could the thing "a C lister in her position could only hope for" be a star on the Walk of Fame?

caralw said...

If she thinks porn will ruin her chances for fame, it can't be Kim K. She is famous because of it.

Chris said...

It's not Gaga, she doesn't need "chances for fame" she's world famous already.

Terri said...

I kept thinking Jennifer Lopez. She learned the system from Diddy.

A RESIDENT said...

Lisa Olivia Munn

yesthatwouldbeme said...

I also think that this person is sharp or atleast very well educated on how to play the game, given they're not bothering with mere producers.

Thus she may have a famous/notorious mama or older sister who guides them

But i got nothin on a guess

megan00m said...

all celebrities need more chances at fame as it is fleeting as cdan reminds us...and she has a song called "one chance"
lol...

noseygal48 said...

Wasn't Hayden's mom an actress? Could have learned from her too.

SweetDee said...

I read it as Lea Michele (singer + actress, hence "celebrity") but the name recognition threw me off and I don't actually think it is her.

I don't think it's Gaga because I don't think she's C-list and she is already extremely famous.

This one is hard!

SweetDee said...

Rumer Willis?

Man I don't know. It doesn't strike me as Hayden, I don't think she has an A+ name.

Silly Girl said...

Was totally thinking Paris when I read this. Maybe Gaga (I don't like either of them!)..

humble1 said...

If it didn't say "young actress" I would say Longoria. Everything except that describes her too a T.

Topper Madison said...

I read the first lines as Pippa, but then my theory fell apart here: "She keeps getting on television for one simple reason."

Oh well, back to the drawing board...

dragon said...

how is olivia munn A+ recognition though

FSP said...

Justin Bieber

Staple611 said...

Emma Roberts? How famous is she?

B. Profane said...

Getting access to network heads or dev. honchos requires serious pull. This reads to me like the daughter of a powerful politician or scion of extreme wealth. Maybe even the daughter of a foreign head of state.

The fame she may be after may not be in the entertainment biz. What if Megan McCain wanted to be the new host of the Today Show, for example? I don't think it's her, but a scenario like that.

Liz said...

Paula Abdul?

Mel said...

Lady Gaga isn't C list. I'd say she's an A list singer at this point.

La Descarada said...

Hahahaha! I think I snorted upon reading that last line. Snorted or snickered.

La Descarada said...

Interesting spin. I like this guess.

Sarah said...

I keep catching on the word simple. What about Kaley Cuoco from 8 Simple Rules?
She just hosted the People's Choice Awards, which typically has a bigger name hosting. Queen Latifah has done it for the last few years.
The master she learned her man trapping from would be Rose McGowan, of course! Rose taught her to Charm men lol.

Karen N said...

Taylor Swift?

All about Eve said...

I don't think anybody guessed it yet, but this is a good blind

raven said...

How about Palin?? Except I can't think of her first name lol. Tripp's mom.

Agent**It said...

Bristol Palin.

lemabean said...

I was thinking of Minka Kelly since Enty never calls her by name but a lot of people know who she is. She always dates very attractive douchebags (j.Mayer,Wilmer V)and she keeps getting tv roles-friday night lights,parenthood,charlie's angels. It seems like Enty has a particular dislike for her-maybe this is why?

christine8car said...

I too was thinking along BProfane lines, someone like Maria Menounos, who seems to love the fame and is everywhere on TV from awards shows to hosting gigs like on Extra. Reminds me of a Julie Chen thing, but Maria is 34. Is that young? (it is to me! probably not for this blind though). Maybe not her but I feel like someone is going to come out of nowhere and get a major hosting gig coming up soon...

Amelia Merritt said...

Leighton Meester.

Roman Holiday said...

What about Demi Lovato? I don't know I suck at these! Or maybe Heidi Klum?

Jaiden_S said...

Yeah, I was thinking of a host, too. Maria M is a good guess, but I'm thinking someone younger. Who else is hosting a show? Christina Milian is on The Voice. What are some other reality shows with young female hosts?

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MAC said...

Juliana Hough (sp?)...

MAC said...

Re: Juliana Hough, Not sure if she has A+ name recognition though, except by DWTS watchers but she dated (dates?) Ryan Seacrest which would give her good access to to higher ups

B. Profane said...

If Bristol Palin looked like Blake Lively, she'd be a good guess. It's someone who fits that profile. A Pippa Middleton, the daughter of a Getty or the Sultan of Brunei, etc.

It's someone beautiful enough to peddle her ass in the highest circles of power, and who has the access to get there.

Or else the BI is fake or the clues are heavily fudged. Enty's ghosties have been known to do that.

Amber said...

Oooo. I like the Bristol Palin guess.

Amelia Merritt said...

Anna Lynne McCord?

auntliddy said...

She does seem pretty ruthless

greenmountaingal said...

Ooooh good guess!

figgy said...

Here's what's confusing me...it says: "She tried out that porn in person once or twice and loved it, but that is something she doesn't allow herself in person."

She did it in person but she doesn't allow herself in person? What the wha...? But she did allow herself...?

Maddie said...

I like the Bristol Palin guess a lot. She's not gorgeous, but she's attractive enough (and she's made a point of losing a lot of weight).

She had that reality show and DTWS. And having Palin as her last name gives her A+ recognition. An average person who doesn't follow celeb news will recognize her from regular news.

All the other clues fit too...

Jessica said...

Palin is a good guess. At least I think it's on the right track.
In what world is CaCa C list with only A list name recognition?

Jolene Jolene said...

Ohhhh the Bristol Palin guess is good! She has gotten much prettier with the weight loss and (alleged) plastic surgery. There are photos of her going to the DWTS finale the other night...

Most of these other guesses do not have A+ name recognition. Maria Menounos, Minka Kelly, Julianne Hough. Most people have no idea who they are.

Jolene Jolene said...

Oh and this line: She can't seem to stay away from guys who are really good looking, but dumb as rocks.

Hellooo, Levi Johnston.

Topper Madison said...

Boy, I really have trouble imagining anyone offering to pay Bristol Palin hundreds of thousands of dollars, and even if there was such a man, her declining the offer. I also don't see her getting access to anywhere NEAR a studio head's office. No way does she have that sort of pull. The Palin's don't have that much money or influence.


Vera L- said...

Like Topper I thought it was Pippa M but I'm good with the Palin guess.

Except for this - She has had offers from men who have been willing to pay her hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to sleep with her.

Really? Wasilla poontang is that good?

Sunny said...

This REALLY needs to be Danielle Steele's next book - I'd read it!

Sherry said...

Thank you Figgy! I was wondering the same thing myself.

ms snarky said...

I thought Julianne Hough the entire time I was reading the blind.

SueRH said...

Gaga is definitely A list AND she's talented, not her. I love the Bristol Palin guess, but I don't see her being that hootchie.

TheEntrepreneursWife said...

@Topper -- unless they were McCain/Palin supporters or donors. Then they would probably be in Sarah's personal rolodex.

MadLyb said...

I'm liking the Emma Roberts guess.

me said...

Sophie Monk for the win!!!

Lucas said...

@B. Profane - thanks a lot. I have a thing for Megan McCain and now I'll be spending my afternoon trying not to imagine her and porn. I feel my productivity slipping already.

B. Profane said...

"The Palin's don't have that much money or influence."

Yes, they do, through Mama Bear's connections with Fox News/Roger Ailes/Murdoch Empire. However, I don't think it's Bristol, if only because it would totally destroy the Palin brand and political power if it was revealed that Bristol was being pimped around like this.

Mama Palin is ruthless and a little stupid, but she has the basic cunning to understand downside exposure risk.

Subtract out all the sex clues and Bristol fits.

B. Profane said...

Yeah, Megan McCain kinda floats my boat too.

Wait, who's the bimbette who's the daughter of a studio head? She's gotten some pretty big supporting roles already? She was the guess for a BI before.

Unknown said...

I like the pippa guess. Dark horse... Joanna Krupa?

Karen D.C. said...

My guess is Emma Roberts. The stories about her Aunt Julia's climb to fame would be her guide.

goes in circles said...

What was the other night? And who was there?

megan00m said...

A+ name but c actually...gaga relatively new, hasn't really gone beyond into lasting career, yet.
Bet her disco stick its her, however another guess...
Whitney Cummings? Not a+ in name recognition but an A++ in "name recognition" if ya get me, yeh yeh? ;-)..maybe enty is silly today?
She has "two girls" show a somewhat hit so far ..even tho dumb, her own namesake show that really sucked..but now another show on e! ?!? And with rumors of how Handler got her show....I mean how many chances does hollywood usually give (tick tock LL.. tick tock) oh..and she'll say anything! Lol

Glitter said...

At first, I thought Pippa, but she doesn't do TV, does she. But, it does fit Kim Kraptrashian and PimpMamaKris is the master.

B. Profane said...

Cody Horn is who I'm thinking of. If you stretch "name recognition" to mean the names of the studios her father has headed, or just insider name recognition, she could fit.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

The Palin name doesn't have the power these days it used to. Bristol didn't last any longer then 3 weeks on DWTS, rumor has it that Roger Ailes isn't going to be renewing Sarah's Fox contract when it's up in January and remember, they practically had photos of Sarah up on the front doors of the Republican Nation Convention with the words 'Do Not Let In' written on them. Their stock went down a lot this past year.

Tara said...

I think we need to focus on the "in person" comments...does that mean that this person is webchatting or Skyping, or that they are acting as some kind of character?

All of this fame talk makes me think that it's a star on the walk of FAME. We know Kim wants one but they weren't willing to give her one. Maybe this is how she's planning on getting it, by sleeping around? The master would be her mother.

And even though she made a video, there were rumors that she turned down a sextape with Kanye. And also some things are just seen as deviant enough to jeopardize a celebrity's standing.

Otherwise, how would an A+-NR person not have fame yet? Unless the name is their parent's name, such as the daughter or sibling of an A+ celebrity?

B. Profane said...

"Now, she has used some of these powerful men in the past." So whoever it is has been leveraging her situation for a while. The power of the Palins has waned greatly in the last year, but it wasn't that long ago that they had the pull to rig DWTS for Bristol. Still don't think it's her.

Sounds to me like Cody Horn using her connections to land the lead in a major franchise film project, but I don't know of any in development.

Seachica said...

I love the Pippa Middleton guess. Maybe she is getting a reporting g job, sort office Chelsea Clinton's gig on today.

caralw said...

Enty's comments about Gaga in the photos sounds exactly like this blind.

yodelay said...

I'm stuck on the headline. Why is she scary?

" She thinks it will mess up her chances for fame. She will say anything about anyone to get ahead and will throw anyone under a bus to get there." Isn't tgat a requirement in Hollywood?

125records said...

No way on God's green earth is Gaga C-list in any capacity. She is one of the most famous women on the planet and has sold millions of albums and concert tickets. Even my friends who are mostly ignorant of pop culture have heard of her and could identify at least a couple of her songs. Plus, if it came out that she enjoyed some particularly kinky strain of porn or sex act, I don't think it would hurt her career since she's already considered pretty edgy.

Cody Horn doesn't have A-list name recognition unless you consider "the chick from 'Magic Mike'" as the "name."

caralw said...

I dunno. Enty did say A+ name recognition and she has it. She's also signing autographs in the picture. Scary= she calls her fans her "Little Monsters."

Best guess so far that I see here.

B. Profane said...

Cody Horn's father has A++ name recognition to the top level of Hollywood insiders. Not much of a stretch of the clue.

"She learned from a master." Her mother was also a model.

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Shit You Can't Buy said...

I am thinking KarTRASHian (Kim). 'Learned from the best'- pimpmomma Kris.
For the goodlooking guys.. yeah.. Not so sure about that. Can't call Ray J, Kanye etc hot.
Something that someone in her position doesn't get that easy; a clothingline, she looks like a hookah and still convinced people to sponsor the line (aka screwing the big bosses with money).
Porntype must be pee or poop.

Was also thinking Courtney Stodden or Olivia Munn, but they aren't famous enough; no A+ name recognition.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Speaking of crap: Where did the Kim and pee- rumor come from?
I watched her video (most boring time of my life) and I didn't see her being peed on. Was is cut out in the final cut or something?

*yeah completely random*

caralw said...

Who is Cody Horn? I don't think she has A+ name recognition since I've never heard of her.

hag said...

Omg! Google "pippa Middleton television" - she has tv specials galore and a "crazy about pippa Middleton" tv show!

I am convinced that this is Pippa

Mango said...

It's got to be Kim K.

B. Profane said...

It could be Pippa if, again, you subtract out the sex clues. The Royal Family was outed for influence peddling by Fergie's scandal.

B. Profane said...

Good god, it's not any of the Kardashians! What do you think the market value of any of their cooches would be in the boardrooms of Hollywood? It has to be a woman waaaaaaaaaaay more classy than any of them.

Agent**It said...

Well, I guess that leaves Bristol out, B.Profane.

Alan F. Horn is the chairman of the Walt Disney Studios. Cody is a really good guess.

MalibuBarbie said...

There's no way this is Bristol Palin!

Enty clearly states, "She has had offers from men who have been willing to pay her hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to sleep with her. She is young and attractive, and she certainly draws a very wealthy crowd...She goes for network heads and the presidents of development companies. She is one of the few people who can get access and she knows how to use her charms."

1. Bristol's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree - and she's certainly not a 'babe', despite her plastic surgery and weight loss.
2. Who are these mysterious men who'd be willing to drop hundreds of thousands of dollars on her? Karl Rove? Bush Sr? Romney? (kidding...kind of).
3. Access to network heads and presidents of development companies? Maybe Fox News/Rupert Murdoch back when her mother could see Russia from their house - but, not now.
4. Adoration by fans? Bristol? Really?

I also don't think it's GaGa, as she's higher than C list.

I think we're on the right track with a reality star or someone of that ilk, though...otherwise, Enty would've specified singer, actress, etc...


caralw said...

I don't think it's this Cody chick. I looked her up.

1) I have to look her up, she isn't A+ name rec).

2) She's only done a few things on tv.

3) If her dad is that important, he could just get her the gigs (and no doubt he has). No need to sleep with TV execs.

T Lex said...

Pippa fits -- and she is athletic enough that one can picture her being driven by her own sexuality (rather than just appearing sexy, as Paris put it in a rare moment of insight).

surfer said...

Only one name came to mind (and B.Profane touched on it) - and that is Blake Lively. She managed to get close to Harvey Weinstein in order to be cast in his movies (also think The Town, directed by Ben Afleck and her relationship with Leo).

The only problem with my guess is the timing, as she's now married to Ryan Reynolds.

BUT...Enty has often stated that the timelines might be fudged, so if that's the case here, Blake could very well be this person.

dragon said...

LMAo Cody Horn wishes.

Gabi said...

The Wisteria sisters (Middleton girls, smell nice and are good at climbing) have been in training for years from their mother to go places. Kate's got there, now Pippa needs to marry well....wasn't there some blind about her shagging some billionaire playboy in NY in exchange for $$$??

anon said...

Cody Horn does not have A+ name recognition. Bristol Palin does. "learned from the master" could be referring to how her half term gov mother parlayed that into millions. It doesn't say actress or singer - who else (besides the Kardashians) are that famous with no discernable talent?

it took forever said...

sounds like Pippa

B. Profane said...

Jeez, people, you have to be willing to fudge some of the clues to find a fit. Conversely, the important clues can't be way off. Thus:

--Cody Horn having A+ name recognition via her father: minor stretch.
--Bristol Palin being a hot enough babe to attract captains of industry: serious stretch.
--Kardashians: no way.

I'm thinking it's someone like Pippa, but not her. For instance, if Rupert Murdoch had a hot young daughter, known to be ambitious, you'd all be yelling her name. OK, look for someone Murdoch-like who has a hot young daughter.

BlindItemMe said...

@B profane i like the cody horn guess. she was TERRIBLE in magic mike and i had no idea how someone that awful could be cast in a movie. i didnt realise scowling for 90 minutes constituted acting. then i read her father was the head of the studio. bingo!

even if she isnt this blind something aint right about her whole deal.

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125records said...

Who would pay a ton of money to sleep with Cody Horn? I dragged my husband to "Magic Mike." He thought she was very plain, and that there should have been a hotter chick to provide some eye candy for the (few) heterosexual men who wound up accompanying their wives & girlfriends!

I think Pippa is the best guest so far, with the Middleton name providing the A+ recognition. Though I am starting to suspect that whoever writes these blinds really is making them up out of whole cloth, as the disclaimer says, and then sitting back and laughing as we contort ourselves trying to guess.

BeltyPoo said...

Tyra Banks?

msgirl said...

Please it's not Palin - who would want to drop so much money to have sex with her? This is someone who is far more attractive and high class. This Cody person doesn't have A+ name recognition, I had no idea she even existed. Gaga is already A+ and aside from how you may not like her sctick (which is admittedly getting stale) she does have immense talent. And VERY unfortunately Kim is not C-list, altho I agree she's on her way down, but still an A.

So far Pippa is the best guess, but not sure it's her.

ruby said...

Kristen Stewart

ruby said...

Kristen Stewart

Tara said...

Could be Pippa - she did go out with that guy who was waving the gun around in his car. Real dumbass, and then after that she seemed to not step out with men as much. Would obviously have connections and people who would want to sleep with someone that connected to royalty. Porn would ruin her career as this home-making Giada cookbook/party planner type.

The way Enty says recognized - you're not going to see Lady Gaga on the street, but the paparazzi surrouding her. Same with kim, which is making me rethink my first guess. This is maybe someone who's not an American and would be pleased with seeing Americans recognize her. She somehow has fans but you never see pictures of her with fans or signing autographs. No interaction.

astrogirl said...

What about Francesca Eastwood? She would have access to some big players in entertainment and politics.

astrogirl said...

Enty says A+ name recognition not face

Sunny said...

I'm hung up on this line for some reason. It seems like a huge clue:

"Apparently she is in the process of getting something a C lister in her position could only hope for and would never actually get"

Top billing of a movie? Her own sitcom? Her own talk show? A hosting gig?

clynn said...

Lauren conrad, nene, or miley

Sunny said...

Also, I think I've read all the comments, but did anyone think it was weird to title the post "She is Scary"? Scary seems like an odd choice. Ruthless seems more appropriate. Who has been in the Scary Movie franchise who is young and attractive? Carmen Elektra isn't quite considered young anymore, and Ana Ferris is married with a baby. Might be a wild goose chase, but the word scary just really stood out in this post

PuggleWug said...

'She tried out that porn in person once or twice and loved it, but that is something she doesn't allow herself in person'
What the fuck does that even mean?

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

@sunny, I thought that was odd too. I originally was trying to look at casts of "scary shows" but I think the Bristol palin/spawn of a celebrity is more of the right track.

I feel like that's a hint tho, and also the she learned from a master really stood out. The porn thing I can't figure out. And enty just says celebrity not actress or singer. I'm stumped.

Helen Lawson said...

pug It is a mistake. Whoever is writing these lately does not seem to care much about making any sense or correcting their mistakes once they have been pointed out.

I think it means she has no problem trying an activity in real life but does not allow herself to admit it to anyone else in person.

And FWIW it is not that hard to get a network exec to take your call if you are young, hot and have some kind of fame. Most of those guys are fame whores too. Just not as blatant about it as those in front of the camera.

PuggleWug said...

Thank you Helen! I'm fairly tired, and kept having to read that part over and over, to see if it would finally make sense.

humble1 said...

As much as I want to comment and give specifics I don't want to put myself in a tough position with certain people in the industry . All I will say is that this has E va Longoria written all over it. I know of specific Studio Heads and Presidents she has hooked up with to get the roles that she has had as well as her current overall deal at NBC. I also know of the people that she has undercut to get what she wants. All she cares about is Fame and she will use anyone to get as much as she can.

ugly leotards said...

Paris.

Silly Girl said...

Eva actually sounds like a really good guess...good call, @humble1!!

teg said...

Cody Horn? Daughter of the WB pres and a former actress/model, cast in Magic Mike, obviously not for acting talent. The name recognition doesn't fit though, and no clue who she's dated...

humble1 said...

Thanks :). The stories I could tell...

Silly Girl said...

Well, now you have to!! ;)

teg said...

I think the Meghan Mccain guess is the best so far--she seems to try really hard to be this edgy young republican, is still all over the media, has the name recognition, and may have access to good dirt and dudes in high places. Her mother married JM like a month after he divorced his previous wife, has a ton of her own money... not a bad person to take lessons from. No clue who she's dated though.

humble1 said...

You can read all about it when the book comes out ;)

Lola said...

Bristol Palin. Totally

Amelia Merritt said...

Yeah I keep re-reading that too.

Amelia Merritt said...

What about the title, "She is Scary." I feel like this is a hint. And I just can't see Bristol as having men willing o pay hundreds of thousands to sleep with her and I would NOT call her young and beautiful by Hollywood's standards. She's "cute-ish".

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Eva could fit. A number of years ago I read somewhere that she was into the wilder side of sexy-time. Then again, it seems like that she was being quoted, not outed by another person.

My guess, though, is Lady Gaga. Her shocking, secret sex interest is she likes it plain, and done through a hole in the sheet! That's the only way she could shock anybody these days, LOL.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

^Eva Longoria, that is.

Tuxedo Cat said...

Maybe Olympia Scarry, Richard Scarry`s daughter (author of children`s books)?

She's a young, attractive socialite


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Amelia Merritt said...

Paris Hilton.

Tuxedo Cat said...

Fiona Scarry is her sister, also a socialite, but they seem to be mostly based in Europe, and not much on TV.

Diana G said...

Hi - long time lurker here!!
I read it as Erin Andrews!!!

Amelia Merritt said...

Or Fiona...?

megan00m said...

btw my name is not mccain, close, very close but am in arizona...still think its the lady.

adrianeschramm said...

Paris Hilton i just know it!

adrianeschramm said...

Paris Hilton i just know it!

Mango said...

I don't get how anyone gets "classy" from the blind. I get ambitious, scheming, corrupt and a few other adjectives, but classy isn't one of them.

Christopher Cruz said...

Jenny McCarthy, perhaps???

Boadacious Betty said...

It's Pippa Middleton, no question.

Anna said...

It says "keeps getting on television." Since when has Pippa had a show? I think this will be a TV host/anchor kind of job.

Eve said...

After reading everyone's comments, I have to say: I'm completely convinced this is Bristol. Yes, there are a lot of people on the right that would pay to sleep with her, even though by Hollywood standards she's average looking. She craves fame -- just like the master, her mother. Stupid men = Levi. This is totally her -- I think whoever floated Bristol has solved this. The question is: what achievement is she on the verge of getting?

LemonX said...

It could be Palin, but I'm 1) surprised she would draw a 'wealthy crowd' and 2) shocked that she's not in it for the money.

The Palins' may have some $$ (for now) but not that much that Bristol is set for life.

ino said...

Olivia Munn. Her extra special friend and mentor Harvey Weinstein as the master.

Count Jerkula said...

I haven't read through all the comments, but I'm going to give 2 guesses on the special kind of porn:

1) interracial porn. Being with a black dude is still taboo in some demographics

2) gangbangs. What better for an attention whore than to be the center of attention for a group of guys. Too many dudes would be too many mouths to worry about flappin to the press.

Way out in left field guess: Trannies.

Actually, after re-reading the line: "She tried out that porn in person once or twice and loved it, but that is something she doesn't allow herself in person." sounds like she watched the event occur in person, but didn't partake. I think hard S&M would be a requirement for the "studio exec" type, and only a short walk from spanking.

I'm going to lay my money on IR porn. She is probably enamored by BBC, but scared that once she gets a taste, she gonna chase that high forever, like that Bynes whore.

Count Jerkula said...

I hope the special porn isn't some kooky japanese crap like baby eels or goldfich enemas.