Friday, December 07, 2012

Angelina Jolie Stylist Picks Up Wedding Rings

Apparently people still do get rings from Neil Lane. I figured since he started doing those cheesy Zales commercials that celebrities would shy away from him but, nope. A stylist who works for Angelina Jolie told In Touch that she was sent to Neil Lane and picked up wedding rings for Brangelina. I don't doubt that she did, but she must have spilled with Brangelina's blessing. A quick check from In Touch is not going make up for getting fired and if she is the one who picked them up there must not be any doubt who they sent so I guess this is calculated to let everyone know they should get ready for and prepare for the second coming or trying to throw people off while they have a secret underground ceremony presided over by Billy Bob Thornton.

39 comments:

Christopher Cruz said...

Slow news day, Enty?

Seachica said...

*yawn* The only reason I *might* care is to make sure my wedding band looks nothing like theirs.

rejectedcarebear said...

This story actually made me yawn.

yodelay said...

Hmmm. Yeah. Don't care.

libby said...

The REASON Zales has a 'Neil Lane' collection is because he's posh. It's like any designer's mass-produced, department store line---at Zales, that is.


YAY! I'm happy for them. I know it's more fashionable to shit on these two and others' happiness, but I don't care. I just imagine little Mad, Empress Z and the rest--and I'm happy they'll be so happy.
Mom & Dad finally married at Christmas--That's sweet, you guys, c'mon!

fancyscreenname said...

^u guys are funny.....lol

*karen* said...

I only hope that they get married so that Jenn Aniston will one-up them by getting pregnant or adopting a baby.

Because for some reason, I want her to be a mom SO BADLY. The media is making me.

libby said...

You guys---stop YAWNING on my caffeine high of goodwill toward others. Rarely do I wake up this way---and I just got done writing a glowing post about expecting a royal BABY (squeee) elsewhere!

I promise I'll be angry and cynical when the coffee wears off, guys, PROMISE.

rhinovodka said...

I guess they need some good publicity, since they haven't saved any starving orphans lately.

libby said...

*karen*--You are so consistently funny, I can tell I would really like you IRL.

I wonder if Jen will 'respond.' She does do that, doesn't she? *wince*

I'd love her to have a baby (if she wants) so everyone can SHUT UP about will she or won't she.....the product is more fun than the talk, KWIM?

dia papaya said...

While it is a bit of a yawn-fest (and seems totally related to Jen As upcoming nuptials), I am actually excited for them! I think it's cute :)

They have 6 (6!!!!) kids together. And no one thought it would last this long. So It must be real (or mostly real). Congratulations to the happy couple and their brood. I can't wait to see all the outfits! What will all the little ones wear? And who gets to be ring bearer and flower girl?

Amber said...

I wish these two would get married so we can get onto the tabs' 17 years of "SHOCKING NEWS: BRANGELINA DIVORCING!!" stories.

dia papaya said...

Libby I am with you!!! Can only type so fast with one finger! Too lazy to get out my computer so early :/

Chicken peck pecking!

I'm totally happy about Royal Baby and this wedding! December is happy month :)

Patty said...

As I look at this picture the first thought that comes to mind is those are two people who probably don't shower regularly.

bonnie blue-blade said...

E sounds like the second coming of "Gossip Boy"...again...I'd like the old E back with Mooshki and Rocketqueen...

libby said...

dia--Well, we KNOW Shi can't be flower girl---lol! She probably will spend the whole ceremony slumped & unimpressed, she's too damn cool. She'll get caught smoking behind the cake, or something. ha!

I kind of hope Z would get a 'role' in the wedding over the others, because of all of them, she seems to really like to dress up fancy and is the most poised, always--- even as a little kid.

*karen* said...

Libby, you're so sweet! I'm sure that most of us would get along IRL (as long as we didn't talk politics).

As for the Aniston baby watch, I agree. I'm tired of all the magazines caring so much about what's in her uterus.

Lola said...

I'm on team wedding news/royal baby news making me smile. Good for them and their brood.

DBZee said...

I never get the Brad/Angie hate. I saw them in Mr & Mrs Smith (still one of my favorite movies) and day-um, that's some chemistry. And the deleted scene...

Ditto on the Jen A baby update. Don't care, but at least she's got a sense of humor about it.

katsm0711 said...

I'm so over this couple and I feel that it's just a PR move

katsm0711 said...

This picture looks like they were ripped out of the Smug Souh Park episode

MISCH said...

Who cares, truth is they are so yesterday...

SusanB said...

@Amber - that's what I was thinking! We'll be hearing about divorce for years to come.

trudi said...

They need the wedding now that Brad's latest picture has bombed.

Turkish Taffy said...

I think they just realized that there will be no Oscar nomination forthcoming for Brad's turd of a movie, so they have to fire up the publicity machine elsewhere.

Turkish Taffy said...

@trudi: Great minds think alike, and at the same time!

Glitter said...

Don't these two pull this stunt whenever they have a movie out????

888 said...

So sick of them both. Brad is not hot, has never been hot, and Angelina is just too annoying with all that "St. Angie" crap. Anyone with any sense knows she's a CIA asset and doesn't give a damn about anything except those planeloads of drugs she's running for America's favorite drug dealers. I hope to god those kids aren't involved in the way kids usually are with the CIA.....horrid stuff. But I wouldn't put it past her, you don't turn down Uncle Sam.

888 said...

Oops, you don't turn down Uncle Sam unless you want to have a "heart attack" or a "car accident" or "commit suicide".

curlyhairslacker said...

Lol @Amber, yeah that's pretty much it! Congrats to them, I don't have any reason to hate on it.

katsm0711 said...

When gay marriage was the trendy issue a few years ago, Brad n Angie said they won't get married until all couples can. I highly respect people who say they were wrong and explain why they did a 180 but their timing is just too perfect. They have an expert PR team that knows how to suck the most publicity out of specific events/timing. I wouldn't put it past them of the entire relationship is a sham. Even the adopted kids as props. They are way too calculating. I'll congratulate their potential marriage when they say sorry to the gays for using their struggle for publicity.

Aoife said...

If this is true (and hopefully the stylist was just fired and not put out of her misery by forces unknown) the people in the tabloid world will have to be sedated. The last week or so has given them enough fodder for the next year.

g.strathmore said...

Does anyone actually think these two are actually in love? I've never seen that Mr/Mrs Smith movie but I've never gotten the love vibe from them. I can't even picture Angie having a normal conversation with someone let alone being someone's wife or mother.

Cara said...

I thought Angie and Robert Procop were all up each other's asses or whatever....he's going to be pissed he didn't get to design the wedding bands.

I've always hated Jolie, and now she's tainted Brad Pitt with her stank. Gross gross gross.

Jazzy said...

Doesn't Brad know that Angelina is allergic to marriage. The minute she gets married she starts to stray. Maybe he's cool with her and Billy Bob making out at the wedding.

brittiany said...

I like to think that she'll be like Idgy on Fried Green Tomatoes!

redronnie said...

They have to get married, they collect larger paycheques..there was an article in NYT about the increase in their earning power once they became a couple..Aniston got lucky and richer by Sweaty Pitt meeting La Leg Jolie..

Mooshki said...

Too late, Brangie. No one cares any more.

Karma Chameleon said...

Mooshki's right. Next!