Monday, December 10, 2012

Blind Item #1

This hated former B list reality star who is now a D list celebrity needs money and knows the way to get it is either a new reality show which unfortunately is not as far fetched as I hoped it would be or porn. She approached Playboy and they turned her down, but she has approached an adult video company about doing a Nadya Suleman type video. They are into the idea, but so far her asking fee is about ten times what Octomom got and they are only willing to pay her double and only because she is better looking. Hope they are not expecting better acting skills.

51 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

Heidi Frankentits.

goes in circles said...

Vicki has it.

FSP said...

I'd watch.

tealily said...

I was thinking Kate, but hoping not. Would Playboy turn down Heidi?

Christopher Cruz said...

I'd give all the money I had NOT to see it.

Dena said...

Kate Gosselin? Scary.

Vicki Cupper said...

Tealily, I thought Playboy very publicly turned down Heidi after all the plastic surgery. Or am I thinking of another reality show loser.

Vicki Cupper said...

You guys are right. I'm changing my answer to Kate Gosselin.

Cee Kay said...

Yeah, I kept thinking Kate Gosselin reading this too. She seems pretty uptight, though...

goes in circles said...

They turned down both Heidi and Courtney Stodden for being too fake.
If Playboy thinks you're too fake...eh!

shauniebear said...

Oh jesus could this be Kate Gosselin??

FSP said...

Ew. If it's Kate I'd have to pass. I think.

goes in circles said...

I don't want it to be a mother!
As a mother of a little boy I can't imagine making a porn...even solo porn. He could see it someday...his little friends and their parents could see it. His teachers.
I won't change my guess. I just can't, but I suppose Heidi isn't hated per se, while Kate most definitely is hated.

kristin said...

I was thinking Kate the whole time...

Silly Girl said...

I'm not sure Kate is better looking than Octomom......

*karen* said...

I really don't see this as Kate. What little bit of popularity she has is completely tied to her being a mom and raising all those kids. She might make a little bit of money from this, but then she'd be done forever. I don't think she'd risk that.

Unknown said...

That ex-Miss Teen USA who was on Celebrity Rehab. Peniche (sp?)?

fancyscreenname said...

I don't think Kate would ever consider something like this. She doesn't seem like the type, IMO.

fancyscreenname said...

I like the Heidi guess

SusanB said...

Both are good guesses. Both are equally horrific.

Groovy said...

I say Heidi

Amber said...

I think Playboy turned down both Heidi and Courtney Stodden. However, I think we can all safely assume that Playboy would turn down Kate Gosselin. She seems to think pretty highly of herself, so I could see her approaching them. Resorting to porn could be pretty likely, since she can't seem to keep down a job because she's such a vile human being.

EmEyeKay said...

Kate G.

SKOR said...

Is Heidi Montag really hated? Between Spencer and all the plastic surgery, I think most people feel a bit sorry for her. I haven't read a lot of stuff suggesting she is unpleasant or mean.

I thought of Omarosa for this.

swedishfish said...

Hmm, I was thinking Paris...

Cory said...

I'm thinking this may be Danielle Staub. She was "hated" on RHONJ and she reportedly has a new reality show in the works.

Maximus said...

Yup - obviously Heidi

Harvey Manfrenjensen said...

Heidi, why am I not surprised? That girl is so unfortunate looking. Go to college Heidi, don't sell your soul. It's a dead end road going into porn. Better to keep her dignity and bag groceries than do a Nadya Suleman. I can't believe I know her name. (shame)

warecat said...

I was totally thinking that loser Angelina from Jersey Shore. Def don't think this is about her tho.

Bridget said...

Heidi has already been in Playboy, remember? I think it was in the phase before she completely massacred her body with like 12 surgeries.

Alma said...

Heidi spencer, wasn't her last gig at a strip club?

ReesesPeace said...

Hmmmm. I thought Paris for this. But I suck at blinds.

Cornbread said...

I could definitely see this as Heidi; they're way desperate and broke, for sure. And maybe she approached Playboy thinking men would want a gander at her new boobs? Ugh.

Can't see this as Kate G.; she wouldn't want herself in the same category as Octomom.

CamColty said...

Omarosa

Connie151 said...

Kate comes from a religious fundie family, so maybe not her. On the other hand, sometimes those are the types ya gotta watch out for...

g.strathmore said...

If Kate Gosselin makes a porno I will laugh and laugh and laugh.

jax said...

Paris

jax said...

i just want Steve Hirsch and Kate Gosselin to start dating.

Mango said...

My question is the same as SKOR's - Is Heidi hated? I never watched The Hills but I do know that Spencer was despised.

Basil said...

I think this is Paris. She's done a porn movie before so I could see her doing this.

Ingrid Superstar said...

I want to see Kate Gosselin have a sex scene with Paul Thomas. I think that would be hot.

ldylkng said...

I can't believe no one has guessed Lyndsey L for this! The girl is desperate!

mynerva said...

Paris is loaded, doubt its her. Plus she's been there, done that so no novelty value for the porn company.

Green Wave Gal said...

Bristol Palin? :)

Sherry said...

Hated sounded like Kate to me. Better looking? Meh.

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preesi said...

http://www.thesuperficial.com/heidi_montag_in_playboy-08-2009

Heidi already did Playboy

T. E. Cuz said...

lindsay lohan already did playboy.

T. E. Cuz said...

also she is not a reality star.

heidi doesnt seem to be "hated". after her surgeries, she was pretty good-humored about her body and even tried to pitch a film where she was a super hero and her boobs were 3D.

kate gosselin..... ew. but who would give her a new reality tv show? we already have the huge-family genre saturated.

paris has done adult type stuff, and doesn't really need the money.


Lee Tanner said...

I like this guess! I'm on board with this!

Count Jerkula said...

I LOVE the Kari Anne Peniche (I can't spell her name or care enough to google either) guess.

That skeezer is a meth head (celeb rehab & claims by her hubby) and wasn't she allegedly an LA call girl (Rebecca Gayheart & hubby video? Calling in with the credit card # to process payment?)?

If it is her, and she is on the meth, she better go full bore w/ the porn quick, before the meth makes her into a Skeletor. At that point it'll be all welfare and zombie BJs for a 20.