Monday, December 10, 2012

Blind Item #2

"The worst part is his breath. 50 years of smoking makes me want to gag, but at least I don't have to have sex with him. He can't get it up anymore so doesn't really even ask me to try. When he has asked I make him turn off the lights and I close my eyes for extra darkness and just think of the money I will get for being his wife." Fiancee of former A list celebrity who is worth bazillions and adding to it mightily this winter.

47 comments:

Discobitch said...

That heff slut

FSP said...

Bingo

SaintsFan said...

Hugh Hefner's fiancee

gloaming said...

Hugh Hefner's piece

JSierra said...

Hef isn't worth bazillions thought, I thought his money was running out and Playboy was doing pretty shit?

Sarah said...

I thought Heffner too but why would he be getting lots of extra money this winter? That bit reads like someone who has a movie or an album or something happening.

roxie said...

burt reynolds?

EmEyeKay said...

Agree with Sarah. Also, wouldn't Hef be always A list?

trudi said...

Pipe smoke is on its own level of disgusting.

DewieTheBear said...

Hef's money, like Trump's, is an illusion.

Sarah said...

What about Ronnie Wood? Is he former A list? He's just hot engaged to a 34 year old, plus the Stones have another tour and the tickets go up to about £900

MadLyb said...

Heff, but I thought "Playboy" wasn't doing so well these days. His mansion is sort of falling apart, isn't it?

Amber said...

@Sarah - I like your guess.

figgy said...

The Hoff.

Seachica said...

Maybe billy Joel? He has a CD coming out and a 29 year old girlfriend

Harvey Manfrenjensen said...

Hef wouldn't be adding to it this Winter as far as I know, he's already got all his money, maybe he's selling playboy? What older man is going to make a ton of money this winter for the sale of a company/brand? I would say Lucas but that's probably already done, plus he's queer as a 2. Smoking for fifty years implies someone who is 70 plus. I guess Hef does fit the best. Just not perfectly.

JSierra said...

@Mad I know the show has been over for a while now but have you watched any episodes of Girls Next Door? I remember looking at the house and thinking "WTF" because it was starting to look run down, horribly decorated, outdated, and just kind of scummy.

Definitely not the mansion it once was.

Harvey Manfrenjensen said...

I am going to say Jack Nicholson, he's worth a ton, has always smoked and is getting up there.

nancer said...

not hef. he's still an A list celebrity---even if he is a joke at this point. and why would he be getting richer this winter?

so it's somebody old who's filthy rich. hmmmm......

lakeuniongirl said...

Agree with Sarah, sounds like one of the Stones getting richer off another tour.

Maddie said...

I'm with the Ron Wood guess. He looks like the crypt keeper these days and has a 30 something fiancee. The Stones are set to make a ton with their giant tour and I'm sure he's pretty loaded already.

J Sara said...

But would Ron wood be former a list? I adore him and his craziness - I'd still call him a list for being in the stones and currently touring...

J Sara said...

And shame on the gold digging trick who said this! Please reveal!!!

ms snarky said...

Second / third the Ron Wood guess.

Stupid, stupid girl.

Nothing can kill an old Rolling Stone.

Alma said...

I immediately thought jack nicholson. I think he smokes cigars and if cigarette smoke is as bad as everyone in a 3 foot radius says then cigars make you reek.

Christopher Cruz said...

Vomit.

supapimp said...

I thought hef was really gay?

Groovy said...

who is ron wood?

greenmountaingal said...

I like this guess. The Stones are doing their 50th anniversary tour, which is probably why his lady friend is getting more $. Plus all of the Stones are heavy smokers. Imagine Ronnie Wood in the naked? Yuck!

Jeneral said...

George Lucas just had that huge deal with Disney.

ReesesPeace said...

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh! Gaaaaccckkk!!

Yep, it's Ron Wood. I'm literally retching here. Poor chickie...oh wait...she's getting money? Suck it up, Buttercup!

clynn said...

Im gonna say simon cowell

Cornbread said...

I like both the Wood and Joel guesses, but the blind calls them a "former A list celebrity"...wouldn't Enty say musician? Or would that make it too obvious?

yesthatwouldbeme said...

Keith!

JoElla Valenzuela Durham said...

*smacks Groovy*

For shame! Now get off of my lawn!

I thought I heard somewhere that the Stones never wrote their songs, and need to tour to make money?!

Alma said...

*3 foot radius of me. That's what i get for posting while flipping pancakes

g.strathmore said...

George Lucas has been with the same woman for years and she's not a young bimbo; she's the president of an investment company. Plus, he's donating the proceeds of the sale of Star Wars to education charities. Here's an article about it in Forbes.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/briansolomon/2012/11/04/donating-star-wars-billions-will-make-george-lucas-one-of-the-biggest-givers-ever/

JSierra said...

@Clynn Simon just turned 53.

Turtle said...

I don't know about Hef, but he is getting married New Years. Well it be taped for a special?

Jessica said...

You beat me to it turtle. The former fiance who bailed on him the first time is back and they are getting married. I bet they're taping it and getting paid mega bucks.

Mango said...

He can't get it up anymore...

And doesn't Hef gobble up Viagra like Tic Tacs?

Ingrid Superstar said...

Ah...the filthy things people do for filthy lucre!

Sherry said...

Isn't there a movie about Playboy coming out?

Sherry said...

No JoElla. The Glimmer Twins write their own stuff. Keith Richard's book tells a lot.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

George Lucas isn't a smoker or drinker. Never has been. Neither has Spielberg.

PookieTwo said...

Ron Wood's a good guess only he's not worth bazillions, not even millions at this point. He and his ex-wife just had to auction a bunch of stuff to raise needed money.

Rawsterdam said...

Heff is a kept man by the Playboy corporation, it's all for show, marketing. I can't wait the look on that golddiggers face, when she thinks there's a pay out after he passes.

Jumping on Sarah's wagon, think it's Ronnie Wood.

Jack Nickelson and Billy Joel are a great guess, but I haven't heard about an engagement from them. Although I think the new golddigger in Billy's life is a shoe in for a ring, soon.