Saturday, December 29, 2012

Blind Items Revealed

February 24, 2009

This one didn't actually happen at the Academy Awards per se, but happened at a celebrity watching party. A big and famous celebrity watching party. This D list celebutard embarrassed himself and everyone around him when he kept doing his "Indian impression" everytime the camera showed the Slumdog cast. Throughout the night he made disparaging remarks about anything and everything Indian until at one point a spouse of an actress at the same party told him if he did it one more time the spouse would kick the celebutard's ass.

Brandon Davis

52 comments:

mynerva said...

But who told him off??

PuggleWug said...

I want to know who said he would kick his ass! We all know Brandon Davis is an asshole.

seaward said...

Is Brandon Gummi Bear or Greasy Bear? I can never tell those two fuckheads apart.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Bravo!

@seaward I think he's Greasy Bear.

mynerva said...

Brandon is Greasy Bear. It's really tough to decide which of them is grosser imo.

nettalovesrobin said...

Who the hell is brandon davis!!??

mynerva said...

Son of an oil bajillionaire. Dated both Paris and Lindsay. He was the one who came up with Firecrotch, which tells you just what a prince he is.

ReesesPeace said...

With nicknames like Gummi Bear and Greasy Bear, I'm pretty sure I don't wanna know who these fucktards are.

So, this was a shinding and only one person spoke up?! Only one? Glad he spoke up, but damn...only one? :/

MadLyb said...

Greasy Bear was repulsive enough, but this puts a little extra vomit on that stinking turd. I would also love to know who the actress' spouse was.

dia papaya said...

Reeses, maybe only one threatened to punch him in the face. I'm sure others spoke up, unless the party was full of people like Greasy Bear and Parasite Hilton.

I'm glad he's crawled back in his hole. What an assh*le!!!

ReesesPeace said...

Okay. I'll bite. Why are their nicknames Greasy & Gummi?

(am I gonna regret asking?)

Ash said...

What a douchebag. I wonder who spoke up?

skimpymist said...

So glad he's disappeared into oblivion

Ash said...

@ReesesPeace: Greasy (aka douchebag) is because he sweats constantly, like sweats so much his hair is dripping sweat.

Jason is referred to Gummi because of his weight, I think. This one walks around with open staph infections because he shot up a bad vein.

Stacey Charter said...

@REESESPEACE - well Brandon - who is Greasy Bear is just that - always looks like he's sweating or greasy. His brother Jason or Gummi Bear is 2x the size of greasy - a very big man who actually is also sweaty but Gummi fits him better.here's a good pic of the 2 of them blech
http://www.wireimage.com/celebrity-pictures/Brandon-Davis-and-Jason-Davis/102320366

it took forever said...

As much money as he has somehow he always looks like the real SLUMDOG to me

mynerva said...

Brandon looks like he washes his hair in a deep fat fryer, hence Greasy. I think gummi got his nickname cos he's rather large.

ReesesPeace said...

Thanks Ash & Stacey. Nice to see the outside matches the inside. o_O

The pic turned me off of my snack, so these tricks inadvertently just did a good deed!

SusanB said...

I haven't seen anything of these guys recently. (Thank God) Are they still going around with the famous people?

Cheryl said...

I prefer to call him by his other nickname-Fat Elvis

nettalovesrobin said...

@mynerva I remember now the bloated guy! Thanks!

JSierra said...

These comments are hilarious. I am in tears laughing at the image of Gummi Bear and Greasy Bear bumbling along dressed like bears, smoking cigarettes, and taking swigs from nasty malt liquor.

G said...

I would love to know who the actress was. Bravo to her.

Kewi said...

I guess she didn't kick his ass because I haven't heard of any actor's wife getting foot herpes.

Unknown 1 said...

Those two guys are sad. Despicable and stains on humanity but still sad. The fat one had huge infected open sores on his feet where he was injecting heroin (supposedly). Not a surprise the guy that coined the term firecrotch is doing cheap racist jokes. Douche.

IMakeNoSense said...

Spouse of actress.

CrazyCatLady said...

Well if it was a Paris' house I can see it...she's pretty racist herself.

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Christopher Cruz said...

That Brandon sounds like a real class act.

yodelay said...

Ugh, what a truly repulsive person. I guess the old saying is true, money can't buy you class.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Funny how making fun of Indians and Indian accents seems to be the last acceptable racial prejudice, at least in the US. Does the Simpsons still have that horrible Apu character? My daughter watches a Disney show called 'Jessie' that has a horribly stereotyped Indian character, a boy called Ravi who runs around in Nehru jackets.

phoenix said...

No surprise here. I'd like to know who the intervening spouse of an actress was.

DBZee said...

Nutty, there's still us "other" Indians. Imagine a football team called the Washington Jewboys or the Atlanta Negroes.

__-__=__ said...

Got to look to the parents on this. It's not something you magically pick up one day. Paris included. They're all old enough to know better but too drugged up to care. I don't think rehab will help any of them.

Egyptian Ankh said...

This just proves that money can't buy class. This is a family of idiots that should never, ever reproduce.

Sherry said...

IIRC the reason you don't hear so much about this douche anymore is because Daddy cut of their money. Hahahaha if that fer reals. But hey the parents had a chance to give them values and failed. MISERABLY

Egyptian Ankh said...

Ewww!! Yes, I remember that video from Dlisted. GROSS!

Nutty_Flavor said...

Yes, there was a great poster campaign about that a few years ago. Some teams did change their names...I believe the Marquette Warriors became them Marquette Golden Eagles.

MadLyb said...

And people call me a socialist commie liberal because I believe in the Estate Tax. People like Paris Hilton, Greasy Bear, Gummi Bear et al are being coddled by the GOP. If I were a millionaire, these idiots would be Exhibit A on why parents should never, ever leave their spawn all their money - or even a trust fund if they don't meet certain conditions. And yes, I'm making this political. Republicans suck ass - and if you want to defend the pieces of shit human beings who claim they are Republican these days, go ahead. I dare you!

The Black Cat said...

Brandon Davis, I had almost forgotten who he was.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

One cool thing is Wikipedia pulled the Brandon Davis page because there wasn't really any reason for it to be there; he's just some rich guy. (The Brandon Davis there now is somebody else.)

The Jason Davis page is still up as he's done a little bit of acting and Celebrity Rehab.

fancyscreenname said...

He is a jackass, but that video of him calling Lilo FIRE CROTCH is priceless.

Tehehehehehe

Lauren said...

See? These entitled, smug, derelict Celebutards are now washed up gutter punks. Where are you now Big Greasy? Sucking off the Park Avenue Welfare tit? Thought so. Good thing the most predictable fate in celebrity culture is proven in science. Survival of the fittest. AKA humankind. Why someone didn't knock His dick in the dirt is beyond me-completely.

Tuxedo Cat said...

I can't stand racist people, period.

Lauren said...

PS-the best part of this whole clique ran down their Mother's collective thigh. Period.

Lauren said...

I endorse this message 100.

Marisol Habibi said...

Funny... Brandon Davis cameo'd in a 2009 BOLLYWOOD film KAMBAKHT ISHQ....

All about Eve said...

I know that show but I think this one is acceptable because in the show Ravi was recently adopted by the family so its not an act, and I think it's a good idea for kids to be comfortable with different kinds of people. The one from the Simpsons it's just for cheap laughs and offensive.

All about Eve said...

Sorry that was in reply to @Nutty_flavor :)

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Ari said...

I can't believe they let him in!

Lori B said...

didnt that gassy bear whatever say something about lindsey being a firecrotch too. what is wrong with these pplz