Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Chris Kattan On Match.Com?

A friend of mine sent me this screen shot yesterday and I posted it on Twitter and I think people are having a tough time deciding if it is real or not. One thing we have decided is that Chris Kattan is way older than 37 and way shorter than 5'9". If this was someone more famous you would say to yourself no way would it be him, but it is Chris Kattan. He is not exactly at the top of his game any longer and he does not have women throwing himself at him anymore. And yes, he has had sex with women, so I would not dismiss this because you think he is gay.

32 comments:

Unknown said...

wasn't there a blind the other day and everyone thought it was Rob Schneider? Could this be a hint?

FSP said...

Athletic and toned - hahaha

Sarah said...

Chris is married, which explains his oddly worded relationship status.

Sarah said...

I was thinking that I didn't know why he couldn't be 37, then it hit me. I'm nearly 35 now, and he's at least a decade older than I am. Something in my brain stopped aging past 29 I think. Shit.

LottaColada said...

Well if it is him, what's wrong with that? He's divorced. Am I missing something here?

Cathy said...

I'm guessing it's fake - I came across the profile of someone claiming to be a famous porn star on an online dating site.

Unknown said...

I would SO date him.. The way he eats apples in seconds is sucha turn on.

Amber said...

I can't help but read that profile in his Doug Butabi voice/affect.

prolixe said...

If it is him (and he's not married), good for him. Can you imagine how hard dating would be if you were famous/known?

artemis said...

Maybe the issue is that women are throwing himself at him instead of throwing themselves at him.

MontanaMarriott said...

Wasn't he married or dated Jennifer Coolidge from 2 Broke Girls?

Anonymous said...

Everybody needs love, it seems so odd its certainly suspicious. ***(Jax warning: Blind items suspect being discussed:)***I remember a blind that was "suspected" to be about him, might not be, it was a blind item saying that he was struggling with some serious drug issues.
@ Sarah: that happens to me all the time! In my mind I'm 25, but I'm actually 31. My brain stopped too.

Katie said...

Remember when he was on sunset tan??? Haha those were the days. I hope the olly girls are doing well.

EmEyeKay said...

Shoulda used a photo from Night at the Roxbury.

timebob said...

Mango needs love too!

crila16 said...

I thought he was divorced...or in the middle of a divorce.

That being said, still not interested. If he winked at me...he wouldn't get a wink back.

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auntliddy said...

Oh honey, i know the feeling!! I was in hospital one time and i looked diwn at my bracelet, and it read" 60 yr old woman", and i thought, who is that??!! (Ans- me!, lol)

Silly Girl said...

Wasn't he the guy who married a stripper or something like that, who he knew for like 6 weeks? Sunny, or Bubbles, or something like that? Maybe I'm confused. I probably am...

Silly Girl said...

Seriously though, if it IS him, would you date him? Just from the pic and the bio?

rhinovodka said...

I have heard the name but I don't know who he really is.

Frufra said...

I found it! Just had to share - I know what Chris and a few of his buds are up to these days - the tribal casino circuit!

http://www.grandshawnee.com/entertainment/snl-comedy-show/

Come see the gang in scenic Shawnee, Oklahoma!

__-__=__ said...

Real people post true profiles on Match?!?!?! That, and all the others, are playgrounds for psychopaths and sociopaths. Tell them what you want and magically it appears. So many horror stories, not to mention STD's. It's not what it used to be. I totally believe its Chris just from the parts that are total lies!

Just a girl said...

Im 5'11 and I have a picture where he is standing next to me and he's a good head shorter than me. Even celebs lie on their online profiles which makes no sense at all because this is verifiable information. If it is a real profile its the way to start off on the wrong foot.

crila16 said...

Men lie about height and penis size.

Women lie about age and how many men they've slept with.

Mango said...

I thought he married a model last year. Or maybe the year before last?

The Critic said...

His IMDB profile says he's 5'6".

The Critic said...

His IMDB profile says he's 5'6".

Mango said...

Scratch my post. I got him confused with Rob Schneider.

I find them both horribly unfunny.

The only amusing thing Kattan ever did was when he played Liza Minnelli's husband David Gest and he and Maya Rudolph (as Liza) would exchange those horribly awkward open-mouthed kisses.

littlemanwhatnow said...

who cares leave him alone he just wants love. internet dating i don't do personally but good for him

Anonymous said...

seriously you catfish a pic of chris kattan?! .. seriouslyyyyyy

PotPourri said...

I still remember him humping SJP's Fish Tank on SATC knockoff on SNL!

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