Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Demi Moore Was Shocked Ashton Kutcher Filed For Divorce

You know when people who are having unprotected sex on a daily basis say that getting pregnant was a shock or an accident? Well, that is how I feel about Demi Moore saying she was shocked Ashton Kutcher filed for divorce last week. The pair have been separated for a year. Why should she be shocked that after a year, he might want things to move along more quickly than the non-existent pace they were moving at previously. Demi wanted everything settled quietly, but apparently she is asking for so much money that Ashton thought she was being ridiculous and filed. The good news for all of us is that everything should be more public now and we might get to hear some good dirt.

57 comments:

Jeneral said...

Is she wearing a scarf at her wedding? WTF?

The Black Cat said...

Now she is shocked? I thought she was about to file anyway, so I heard.
If Mila is pregnant there should be no surprise about this.

FlirtyChick74 said...

Yeah, her outfit is ridiculous.

Lindsey said...

Jeneral, I was just noticing that too. Wtf!?

Sherry said...

What? Mila is pregnant?

mikey said...

I'm surprised he didn't file sooner.

Sarah said...

They look douchey. Why has the nickname Doucher Kutcher not caught on?

Sarah said...

I do think Mila has a gut full of Kutcher, she's been looking very nauseated lately, but maybe that's just a side effect of dating Ashton.

phoenix said...

Not really a fan of Ashton, but I don't see why she thinks she's entitled to a lot of his money. This wasn't her first marriage, they produced no kids, and she's got plenty of money herself. If anything, he prolonged her celebrity with lots of free publicity she never would have received otherwise.

LottaColada said...

You know, it might be a scarf but it looks more like a neck brace. And if Mila is pregnant, send the ambulances to Demi's house now because it's going to get ugly.

europium said...

Who wears a hat to their own wedding? He looks like a Cuban gangster with it. Seeing as he's not, then, a total douche.

Barton Fink said...

I can't shake the image of her wearing formal shorts at that A-Rod party. It damaged me, that photo. He should be filing commitment papers.

nudibelle said...

Isn't she already loaded? did she burn thru all her millions already? unless its just out of revenge

Jules_345 said...

You know that person you dated years ago and you still cringe when you remember? That's what I think of wen I see how Demi is acting now. All I can say is that I'm glad my life isn't played out in the tabloids.

Jules_345 said...

You know that person you dated years ago and you still cringe when you remember? That's what I think of wen I see how Demi is acting now. All I can say is that I'm glad my life isn't played out in the tabloids.

Del Riser said...

I'm shocked that she didn't file. How much public humiliation does it take for one woman to get the picture?
Demi needs to get a grip because she's clearly lost the one she had.

sunnyside1213 said...

Any baby bump sightings with MK?

hag said...

Bc Doucheton Kutcher has more of a ring to it

Alma said...

His adultery might help her case. I can see how that would be humiliating though she is not helping her image at all. When you make Ashton kutcher seem like less of an asshat you know you are hurting your cause. That said, i sure as hell hope mila doesn't expect any sympathy when he steps out on her or leaves her with a kid to raise while he parties. At this point the whole world knows ashton is a douche.

auntliddy said...

Word!

Frufra said...

Ahhh, Barton, I love you so.

Renoblondee said...

She looks really really happy there. You guys are mean, lol.

timebob said...

He said on Howard Stern years ago there was no pre-nup. CA is a 50/50 state. Cheating doesn't mean anything to the courts. Court of public opinion they are both assholes.

They are both loaded, Demi is just trying to drag it out. She doesn't want to divorce him.

Sarah said...

No kidding!

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

@phoenix, you nailed this. I know they had some joint business ventures that should be split up, but that should be pretty cut and dry. I think was just her still hanging on as long as she could.

Sarah said...

Demi has more money than Ashton, but he earned more during their marriage, so she's entitled to half of those earnings while keeping her own wealth. She could have waited to file to get a bigger piece of his Two and a Half Men earnings, unless the court rules that the financial responsibility stops at the date of separation.

Cheryl said...

He should have filed right after her drunken funky chicken freak dancing episode.

Sarah said...

There's a photo of them going to hs hometown for the holidays, Mila looked a bit rounded around the belly. Not very, but she's tiny anyway. Lainey Gossip also implied yesterday that Mila is having a baby.

Shay said...

lmao @ Cheryl's comment. She did look like a stone fool doing that dance move.

goes in circles said...

There was a recent photo of Mila throwing up by some bushes and Ashton is patting her back.
Morning sickness?

annanaannnaaaa said...

It was said later that another angle of that same photo showed him helping her into a car.

goes in circles said...

Ahhhhh...missed that photo.
Thanks annanaa...:)

KLM said...

@Barton Fink - thank you for making my day.

Sarah said...

Idk, I'm currently leaning toward Ass-ton Doucher.

KLM said...

That photo haunts me.

Lola said...

California is a no fault state. Adultery is immaterial.

Ingrid Superstar said...

After they took this picture he stood next to Lee Harvey Oswald as he was shot.

Jazzy said...

My only issue is that most of his clout in the business came about by being "married" to her. Before her all he had was that stupid Punk show. I'm more mad at Dummi for making him relevant. If Ashton wants to get away ASAP, give her all the properties and run. If he doesn't, he will still be in divorce court by the time he & Mila's baby is born and he's caught with another 23 year old blonde. Yep, I'd put money on both of those things happening soon.

Alma said...

I missed you so much!!

Mango said...

@ Barton - and then there's the photo of her sporting camel toe. *shudders*


BestWesties said...

Didn't they have a Kabbalah wedding? If so, she may have been required to wear the scarf. I don't know for a fact about Kabbalah, but I do I ow that in Some traditional Newosh weddings brides are required to dress modestly. Just a thought.

BestWesties said...

Spell check strikes again and now that I look at the pic, I'm not sure what that neck thing is. Never mind. But I do know that some Jewish brides dress very modestly for their weddings then change I to something more fun

Call me yndy... said...

In a way, every time I see stuff about Demi Moore I am shocked at how much her breakup self seems to be just like her character in St. Elmo's Fire.
I keep waiting for there to be an item about her locking herself in an empty house and Rob Lowe trying to break in with a fire extinguisher so he can make everything better by setting hairspray on fire,,,

JoElla Valenzuela Durham said...

Exactly Call me yndy. Talk about life immitating art.

motcollins said...

If you google the wedding images she was in a low cut satin gown (think Vegas not bridal) for the wedding, so she must have changed. I'm wondering if they were headed out and someone said to cut the cake.

Anyway, I think she's quibbling about money just to drag it out. If he said take it all she would find something else to delay things.

MadLyb said...

When did Demi Moore become so pathetic? It's really sad when someone can't let go of a dead and buried relationship. It serves no purpose to drag things on like this. Someone already said it - it's cringe-inducing.

Sarah said...

It's strange to see a woman with so much imploding from lack of self worth. I remember when she lived a quiet life in Idaho, she should move back. Hollywood doesn't suit her, she's crippled with self doubt.

Tuxedo Cat said...

I love it when so-called liberated women take money they don't need when they divorce. It makes me embarrassed to be a woman sometimes.

(I'm not talking about women who put their husbands through school or who have kids together).

Elizabeth said...

I'm shocked to see how unstable and in denial Demi is. Did anyone ever see her this way? Remember GI Jane? Remember Disclosure? Yes they were movie roles but they gave (me anyway) the impression she was more independent and self-aware than she appears to be. Did she evolve into this desperate needy person or was she always like this?

fancyscreenname said...

Obviously Demi is not in a good place.....

__-__=__ said...

He was a cheater the entire time they were married. He should pay. I can't blame her. Get money bitch! Of course she was stupid to marry him in the first place. It he truly genuinely loved Mila and their spawn he would pay up and move on. The fact he let this go public speaks volumes. Run Mila!!

Elementally said...

Remember the rumors about Ass ton's relationship with January Jones... All those years with his withering personality has probably damaged Demi.

Amy in MI said...

Asston had $$ from investments before he married Demi. Fwiw

lutefisk said...

Eh, she should walk away with some grace and dignity. Instead, she is just pathetic. I always thought she came across as so full of herself, but that seems to be how she covered up her insecurity issues.

Della said...

I thought they had a open marriage...

WUWT? said...

Ingrid, that was very, very funny! I knew that white jacket and hat reminded me of something!

Unknown 1 said...

Yeah and apparently she was shocked when he barebacked some random slut in a hot tub on their anniversary, also shocked that living on redbull,coke, whip its, and fake herb could cause seizures. Also shocked that it's not a good idea to go out drinking and partying with your daughter. Alcoholic bimbo.