Friday, December 07, 2012

Four For Friday

It is Friday so I guess it is announcement time. Nothing much. I will be here all weekend blogging and tomorrow will have a reveal or two for you from the archives. If you would like to, you can follow me on twitter. I try and have blinds there that I don't have here or pieces of gossip that are not enough for a full post. I am @entylawyer

#1 - This B-/C+ Scientology all movie actress is having a fling with a reporter who writes some very inside dirt on the church.

#2 - This curvy A list model who has been everywhere this past year got drunk in an airline lounge and passed out and had to be awakened when the lounge closed. Not the first time this has happened to her.

#3 - This married B+ list all television actor used to be A list all movies. He has had some fidelity issues in the past but made them go away with some legal wrangling and now is going to have to do some more because he gave this extra a little rougher time than she had planned when they had sex recently.

#4 - This Disney star was overheard saying that she is so sick of always playing someone innocent and to make filming more fun never wears anything under her costume. Ever. She also loves to flash people while filming.

54 comments:

Layna Day said...

1. Juliette Lewis?

2. Kate Upton

3. Not Sure

4. Selena Gomez?

MontanaMarriott said...

2. Miranda Kerr
4. Bella Thorne

Vicki Cupper said...

#2 Miranda Kerr? Is she "curvy"?

Sarah said...

1. Juliette Lewis (although talent wise she's higher)
2. Kate Upton (struggling with her as an A but she's the obvious one)
3. Rob Lowe
4. All of them

sassyb said...

3) Rob Lowe

FSP said...

#3 Dennis quaid

*karen* said...

I think that amongst the current guesses we have all the answers:

Juliette Lewis/Kate Upton/Rob Lowe/Bella Thorne

parissucksliterally said...

Kate Upton for the model.

I like Dennis Quaid for #3.

Vicki Cupper said...

Dennis Quaid and Rob Lowe are both excellent answers. Rob was caught with that minor back in the 80s, right?

Lisa said...

If it's Bella, that just hurts my soul. She's only 14!

Like that matters nowadays.
/crotchety old person

Staple611 said...

Re Rob Lowe - except the scandal wasn't infidelity, but rather that she was a MINOR. I don't think he's had any fidelity issues since getting married (except for that nanny issue a few years ago that I think was directed at both Rob and his wife).

So I like Dennis Quaid, I suppose.

A RESIDENT said...

1. Erika Christensen
2. Miranda Kerr
3. Ron Lowe
4. Bridget Mendler

Vicki Cupper said...

Good point, Staple.

Layna Day said...

Bella makes more sense for the Disney star. The Wizards of Waverly Place is pretty much done and Shake It Up has the stars wearing costumes a lot.

Connie151 said...

Rob Lowe fits the TV actor better plus Dennis Quaid and wife have already split.

JSierra said...

I don't think Miranda fits the curvy bill. As much as I hate to admit it (because I think she looks extremely unintelligent and trashy) I think Kate would be considered A+. She has been invited to all sorts of events that I cannot fathom why she would attend, she is all over the covers of magazines and there have been constant shots of her in the media since she did SI. The only thing working against A+ is has she really been around long enough to be anything other than C?

Bella Thorne needs some help ASAP. Otherwise we are headed for another media circus within the next year or two.

Agent**It said...

re #1: Is Tony Ortega cheating on me?

The Searcher said...

It is 100% not Bella. I've been on set many many times and she is not flashing or going commando. She also is grateful for her job and Disney. What she does in private she keeps in private.
Dennis Quad is likely for #3

The Searcher said...

Bella is 15. She had her quinceanera.

surfer said...

@ A RESIDENT - Erika stars on Parenthood, so can't be her. I also don't think it's Juliette Lewis, cause she just finished a run on The Firm, which was recently cancelled.

Not that I have a better guess, I just don't think it's these two.

jennifer hansen said...

no

g.strathmore said...

I like Kate Upton for #2 and Dennis Quaid for #3.

As for #4, I can't keep up with all these Disney starlets. They're all screwed up anyway.

Darkmyst said...

4. Bridgit Mendler

ms snarky said...

1 - Juliette Lewis and Tony Ortega from Village Voice?

PuggleWug said...

Kerr has decent sized breasts. She is in no way curvy. She is a toothpick with tatas.

ABlake said...

I was thinking Bar for #2

Juliette for 1

Erin said...

Alex Baldwin for #3

April Walsh said...

Totally agree with number one possible being Lewis and Ortega. As someone who follows him, it would be so awesome if she pulled a Jason Beghe and spilled all!

surfer said...

#1 CANNOT be Juliette Lewis. The blind states "all movie." Juliette was just on the NBC TV show, The Firm.

AKM said...

I don't know if it counts, but Juliette did TV way back when. "I Married Dora," anyone?

MacAttack said...

number 2 is defo Kate Upton. curvy and gorgeous!

can't see 4 being bella, she IS only 14, i think it will be someone in the 17/19 range, anyone fit? no idea who any disney stars are.

Agent**It said...

re my boyfriend, Tony Ortega, there's a new book out about Co$ that is actually funny:

Addicted to Scientology: Overcoming the Ups & Downs of Scientoloholism [Kindle Edition]
Vance Ashley Woodward (Author)

__-__=__ said...

If Juliette is with Tony maybe he will pull her out of there. She deserves better. Love her.

#2 gets a pass. It's an airport. It takes alcohol to get through all the X-rays and molesting these days.

Sherry said...

Agent it: Yes it appears Tony may be cheating. Only because I don't know any other reporters who are writing about the church and I'm too lazy to research. It's easier to accuse without retribution since it's pretty anonymous here. (tongue in cheek of course)

Hazeldazel said...

I have the sads that several people have thought that Miranda Kerr is curvy.

/facepalm

Tuxedo Cat said...

3. Alec Baldwin
4. Ashley Tisdale

katsm0711 said...

Kate Upton just seems like she drinks a lot at parties and is the life of the party. I guess that would also mean her getting sloppy and passing out in weird places which I never pictured before...

Alexstrasza said...

I have a hard time believing that Miranda Kerr would ever be considered curvy. She's super thin like all the rest of the VS models.

Kate Upton is who I thought of when reading #2. She's curvy, has a great figure.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Who the hell is Bella Thorne?

luvgossip said...

Once Upon a Time is ABC and therefore Disney. Could #4 be someone from that show? Not Ginnifer Goodwin but the one who plays Aurora.

NaNa LaLa said...

I would think Once Upon a Time sounds more right. "Costume" doesn't make me think of regular wardrobe clothes. Bridget Mendler is always wearing jeans and shirts so who cares if she's commando. Still have to think on that one.

#2 has to be Kate Upton. Sports Illustrated cover girl, all sorts of weird as viral videos, and curvy to the max.

Mooshki said...

The guys are going to love Kate Upton even more after reading this. It's exactly what you'd expect from someone who hangs out with Terry Richardson.

Parks & Rec needs to dump Lowe. His character is useless now.

vdubs said...

#3 totally alec
#4 is that cosgrove girl who i never even heard of but there's a big hint in the photos from the day

The Searcher said...

I agree, the photos of the day comment on Miranda seems to point to her as the commando girl.

Tiphany Windeau said...

Miranda Cosgrove is (or was; iCarly just aired its final episode) on Nick, not Disney. Can't be her.

Renoblondee said...

Rob had a thing last year about the nanny suing him for sexual harassment though, remember? Could be him.
And my husband and I love him on Parks and Rec. He's hilarious.

mwynn13 said...

I agree with the Juliette Lewis guesses, but I bet the writer is Mark Ebner, not Ortega. Ebner is in L.A., and I believe they both run in a particular social circle.

Agent**It said...

mwynn13 , thank you. Mark Ebner ! I had forgotten about him . Makes sense.

Lauren said...

Agreed on #2, but she was on the SI cover...so she's gotta be A list (for now)

Lauren said...

Ha!!! I mean, I hope not.

bellaluna said...

Oooh, I like the Ebner guess!

Seems it's nearly unanimous that 2 is Kate Upton, so count me in on that;

I could totally see #3 being Alec (we all know he's got rage issues) OR Dennis Quaid (I'm thinking he's had some issues in the past, but it's still early here, and I didn't get much sleep, so I'm not lookin' for it). But I REALLY hope it's not Rob Lowe. I've had an unreasonable crush on him for over 20 years now;

#4 - I'm going with the "ALL OF THEM" poster above. Because at one point or another, it WILL be. (Though the intelligence in me likes the ABC guess, as ABC is Disney's bitch; even at their theme-parks, they refer to employees as "cast members." Oddly enough, said "cast members" had to sue Disney a few years back, just for the right to wear THEIR OWN UNDERWEAR under their costumes.)

Count Jerkula said...

Selena would make sense for # 4, since I have the image of her furry lil piss flaps burned into my mind after seeing the pics of her on a beach, crouching in a sundress.

CrossieAus said...

3. Patrick Dempsey?

Boadacious Betty said...

It gives me the sads (and the creeps) that #4 is even a blind. I bet this is made up purely to titillate. Which begs the question: who on CDAN staff thinks it's ok to pander to sickos in the name of gossip?

I call BS.