Saturday, December 15, 2012

Janice Dickinson Gets Engaged To Psychopharmocologist

I'm not sure that it would ever occur to me to ever even ask Janice Dickinson out on a date, but a doctor who specializes in psychopharmacology apparently has some good stuff because he not only asked Janice Dickinson out on a date, but actually wants to marry her. For real? This would be Janice's fourth trip down the aisle, but on the bright side, if you ever wanted to try the best prescription drugs, this is the guy you probably want to marry. I think the guy is probably just scared of Janice. Maybe he likes adventure but feels like he is too old to bungee jump so figures Janice is the next best thing? Now if she could only get Tyra Banks to be her maid of honor.

40 comments:

Audrey said...

He is PERFECT for her!

nolachickee said...

Psychopharmacology is the study of the use of medications in treating mental disorders. The complexity of this field requires continuous study in order to keep current with new advances.

Janice gets husband number four. He gets an advanced lab rat to keep current. Cause we know she reinvents crazy on the regular.

nolachickee said...

Just look at his face. "Man, I can't wait to get home and put her back in the cage."

ethorne said...

He looks terrified.

SusanB said...

He looks demented to me. God help him.

1Jazzimom said...

Rotfl already at the comments. Lol

Alma said...

Wow. That guy looks terrified.

goes in circles said...

What did she do to herself?
I would need the good stuff if I had to look at that in the mirror every day. Very sad.

goes in circles said...

What's going on in Janice's pubic area?

DBZee said...

I swear that is the exact same look my beagle gets when she's in trouble. "I didn't mean to piddle, don't sell me to the psychopharmocology lab!"

ChasingHeaven said...

In light of this and other recent news, I'm seriously beginning to rethink this end of the world in December thing.

Rins said...

I just got done watching the last episode of American Horror Story, and looking at this picture has disturbed me more than the last 45 minutes combined.

I will never be unable to unsee his face. Damnit.

Vicki E said...

Oooh, love beagles. Is she greedy? X

Vicki E said...

You guys are right, he's like a deer in the headlights, poor bloke

ChasingHeaven said...

My gosh she was so incredibly beautiful years ago before plastic surgery, take a look....


http://famousplastic.net/2012/05/02/janice-dickinson-has-ruined-her-looks-with-plastic-surgery/

Harvey Manfrenjensen said...

They are scaaaary! Those faces, thse eyes. It's a plastic surgeons dream come true. Good Lord. Can't wait to see the wedding photos. I agree with you Enty, I think alot of times people like him who have been "good" all their lives want a little excitement, danger, and someone who's wild, uninhibited and fun. Good luck buddy, you're gonna need it.

smash said...

What are you y'all talkin bout? I think his face just SCREAMs I'm in LooooOoove. ;)

DBZee said...

She's totally greedy! I'm the only person she really obeys because I'm the cook and being banished from the kitchen, where tasty treats may occasionally fall to the floor, is like standing at the gates of heaven and being denied entrance. I have seen that dog almost fly across the room for a frozen green bean!

Vicki E said...

Ha, ha. My ex boyfriend had one , I used to walk her and she ate everything on the ground she could get, even old hard chewing gum!
She was so damn cute though, and could put hungry eyes on AT&T the drop of a hat x

warecat said...

Haha! Word.

Tuxedo Cat said...

That should save Janice lots of money. They look very happy together - hope it works for her.

PuggleWug said...

My little man has a beagle mom and pug dad. He is obsessed with food.

PuggleWug said...

Well he looks absolutely thrilled with this engagement.

Ingrid Superstar said...

He looks like a Martin Short character.

AuntJess said...

Ha ha I'd look scared too if that occopus with plastic lips was clinging to me.

auntliddy said...

She's disgusting.

auntliddy said...

And he must be an idiot .

DBZee said...

Wow, 1972 Janice could be my much-prettier sister. We have the same hair, eyes, skin... now I know what NOT to do!

I sometimes call the beagle "Truffles" because when we're out for a walk, she grabs a scent and sounds a like pig hunting for truffles. Cracks me up every time!

Christopher Cruz said...

She's completely mental and narcissistic. I'm surprised she doesn't see herself dating a member of One Direction!

littlemanwhatnow said...

this is my shrink! serious

Jenijenijeni said...

He looks so scared

Sherry said...

Michael K's take on this is pure comedy gold!

ljsmed said...

When she was younger she was beautiful, naturally beautiful. She would look good, probably great, at this time in her life. She is not old, but she has absolutely ruined her face. This is what I don't understand. We get older, all of us, even teenagers and if you are already beautiful and could grow older you will still be beautiful and not look rediculous, and scary!

nessa said...

@nola LMAO!!!

Kloie said...

His face in this photo reminds me of the part of Ren & Stimpy where Mr. Horse whispered "call the police" to the rubber nipple salesman.

Rins said...

No way. What's he like?

ethorne said...

Omg hahahahahhahah

Vicki E said...

Puggle,
Bet he's a cutie x

DewieTheBear said...

God he reminds me of one of the creepiest creeps to ever be on SVU, the guy who kidnapped women and made them his bride/slaves. *shudder*

Geebz said...

OMG...he does look like the SVU dude. That's too creepy.