Wednesday, December 19, 2012

John Edwards & Rielle Hunter Get Noise Complaints - From Sex

Yes, once you read it then it can never escape your memory. Former Presidential candidate and truly awful person, John Edwards is in The Enquirer again. This time it is not about his cheating ways but because he and Rielle Hunter have been getting noise complaints from neighbors because their sex is too loud. It is probably just Edwards being thankful that any woman would want to have sex with him after the way he treated his wife. Either that or Rielle spanks him while making him wear her clothes. I could see her doing that. I'm sure The Enquirer would love photos if she is doing that.

77 comments:

Caitlin Costanzo said...

Ugh he seriously makes me SICK

Wen said...

Disgusting.

goheels83 said...

I am crying laughing at that picture of her.

katsm0711 said...

Hello breakfast. I thought you disappeared but here you are again

MISCH said...

They are still together....gross

katsm0711 said...

She looks like she was caught red handed banging him. Her hair's a mess, probably has no bottom half of clothing on (sorry) but she's still doing her best Lindsay impression "huh? What? That wasnt me!"

discoflux said...

That's just nasty.

FSP said...

Are they in an apartment? If so, meh.

IDoTheRobot said...

She's probably just yelling because he got his fingers stuck in that rat nest of hair on her head.

EmEyeKay said...

Me too, @goheels!

IDoTheRobot said...

@Em congrats on the engagement! :)

mikey said...

I'm thinking of buying a condo in the spring (once the divorce settlement is finalized) and I'm really concerned about hearing neighbors. I've live in a house forever and I hate noise of any type when I'm trying to sleep. Imagine if I had neighbors like Rielle and John?

goheels83 said...

@Em engagement? What? I missed it!! Do tell!! (I've been kind of MIA lately)

rejectedcarebear said...

Ahaha I hope the noises are from sex, even if the visuals are making me want to vomit.

LOVE that picture of her.

Agent**It said...

They made a big deal when her book came out that they had split up? Or did I imagine that?



Erin B said...

@Agent**It - You are correct. With her book & his trial, it was reported they broke up, but I guess not.

I remember when I first heard of him when he was on the campaign trail, he seemed like a decent guy. I don't know if I've ever been so wrong about someone.

Amber said...

Oh god I hope that's not her O face.

Golly HoLightly said...

Let's face it, millions of American women would still fuck/marry/have kids with etc. this guy. I'm sure he has no problems getting laid. By Rielle, & tons of other women, too.

timebob said...

two gross people being gross

Lurky Loo said...

Mikey,

I am a sleeper like that too. I need the room completely dark, cool and quiet. But I did get myself used to listening to an ocean waves cd before I go to bed. Our house was hit by lightning this summer and while the repairs were going on I had to live in an apt for the first time in my life. Unless something really obnoxious was going on in the other apts, it helped a lot. Good luck with the new purchase.

LottaColada said...

Eeeek! I thought we were done with these two.

Agent**It said...

He talked the talk...The View is discussing this now. Not in a nice way, either.

katsm0711 said...

EWWWWWWWW @amber!!!!!!!!!!

Rosemary Young said...

Doesn't John Edwards live in a mansion and Rielle in a detached house he bought her? How could the neighbors hear unless they have a loudspeaker next to the bed?

goheels83 said...

@Amber, DYING. hahahahah

Pythia said...

How does their toddler daughter sleep through that?

EmEyeKay said...

@robot, thank you!

@goheels, yes, I'm engaged, no date set because I'm too lazy to pick one. He's fantastic and I'm very happy!

Anastasia Walker said...

Agent It's right, she did say they were broken up, like that made it ok now. I agree with Enty that he's probably just happy that someone's willing to have sex with him. What a slimy backstabbing heartless piece of crap, even if he wasn't attracted to his wife anymore or they had grown apart, he could have at least respected and cared for her as the mother of his children. So glad he was never, and will never be in a major public office. Something to be thankful for.

DBZee said...

Hahahaha @ katsm - I am so using that line!

seaward said...

Congrats, emeyekay! Happy for you :)

goheels83 said...

Aw, congrats Em!! Wonderful news :)

Anastasia Walker said...

Congratulations Em!

FSP said...

Congrats Em

LOL Amber

Sugar said...

EEWWWAH!!!

auntliddy said...

A big fat ewwwwwwww.

JSierra said...

Looks like I will be loosing those five pounds before New Years. Thanks for the new weight loss program Enty!

Hollyweird said...

So glad I'm not one of his poor children. What a f*cking embarrassment.

EmEyeKay said...

Thanks guys!

@sugar: I'm obsessed with that monkey. I love all the photos that they've put the monkey in, I laugh every time. ALMOST as good as Tardar Sauce/Grumpy Cat.

Silly Girl said...

Wonder if their kid was around. Poor thing. And second, um, ewwwww.....love her hair, though!

Alma said...

I can't believe they are still together. Then again, they probably deserve each other. Pigs

Tuxedo Cat said...

I can't stand these two. They act like oversexed 15 year olds. Actually that is an insult to teens, sorry any teens that are reading.

I've seen her on a couple of talk shows: I didn't do this, we didn't do that, and yet she truly acts like a skank. I'm not slut-shaming here. It's that she talks one way and acts another that bothers me.

rhinovodka said...

I used to like him before I knew what a scoundrel he is. I don't think much of him but I do feel sorry for his children.

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Me said...

This whole piece has me laughing; the pictures, enty's entry, the comments. Bahahaha!

While I am laughing, I had thought. I have received some REALLY awful Christmas cards this year. Wouldn’t it be fun if we all sent enty our awful cards and he posted them? Or is that done somewhere else?

__-__=__ said...

mikey - I have the same feelings, except about hoarders. I think condos would be a nightmare. I know I would be next to someone with 100 cats, half of them dead. A lady I know bought above a smoker. Her whole place stinks less than 3 months later. Live and learn.

__-__=__ said...

Congrats emeyekay!! What a great holiday for you!!

Ari said...

I'm all for them, so glad they are having good sex

Maja. With a J. said...

Yyyuck.

Tru Leigh said...

I walked past my neighbor's window the other day and could hear my neighbor's inside having sex. It was the middle of the day, for crying out loud. And I can hear the manager's who live next door going at it too. Disgusting.

PuggleWug said...

Mikey, unless the neighbors are crazy loud, you usually get used to their noises at various times.

PuggleWug said...

Edwards is a piece of shit. Rielle is just as bad if she thinks he has changed, and won't cheat on her. Their poor daughter....

Sherry said...

So Tru do you only do "it" at night? LOL.

Sherry said...

I thought these crazy kids were never gonna make it. Oh joy!

SusanB said...

Congrats to EmEmKay!!

And the only people I want to hear having sex is if I'm one of the people involved.

Maja. With a J. said...

I used to have a neighbour who was really loud and really vocal during sexy times. She woke me up many times. I put a big note on her door, saying "Hey, Anderson, the whole building knows you're faking it".

She didn't really make much noise for quite some time after that *L*.

annabella said...

Maya with a J, that's an ingenious way to get someone to quiet down. super ingenious.

mikey said...

Great....I was only concerned about neighbor noise but now I have to worry about dead cats next door too. What else? Is it worse if they are overhead? Maybe I should look for a small single house with very little property.

Lurky Loo - I'll invest in a rain sounding machine and ear plugs.

auntliddy said...

I havent recieved any jerky ones, but i am all fir reading others tacky and annoying xmas cards and letters!! Bring it!!

auntliddy said...

Congrats on engagement!!!! I never had engagement ring, couldnt have cared less. But thats just me.

Mango said...

If I was a repressed, sleazy white guy I would soooo jump on her!

Sugar said...

This response is prolly too late but congrats to you on the engagement!!
As for the monkey, I'm completely obsessed with him. I love monkeys so much! That shearling coat is unstoppable!!

Della said...

Look at her pic....that's SO sexy!

nudibelle said...

wait a daggon second, THEIR STILL FUCKINGGGGG !? wow

nudibelle said...

another mistress wins again

Della said...

By the look on her face in that pic she is saying- YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG AGAIN!

E Gee Be said...

so happy to highjack this thread, CONGRATULATIONS EM!

audrey said...

mikey---go for a sound proof high rise.

Egyptian Ankh said...

I thought they broke up?

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Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Y'all gotta give Rielle credit. Pretty clever girl, she's making the exact same face we all did when we read this story!

Joking aside, that whole thing makes me so mad. Before everything came out about Edwards, I really liked him. When he was in Congress I saw him on CSPAN; he was one of the few people speaking up for the poor. (The relative I spoke of recently that has E.coli all the time, his illness bankrupted them.) Edwards could have done so much for so many, but instead he went the fuckwit route. He's not the first politician to cheat, but damn, dude! Disgusting fuckwit.

And why won't he share his conditioner? Fuckwit!

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Mikey -

If you're not set on a condo, go for a house, preferably one with no homeowner's association. A friend of mine has a condo; mortgage is about $350/mo. HOA fees are $180. In a condo, you can't avoid the HOA, but with a house you can.

About HOA's, sometimes they include things like cable, but you can't customize the service. Housing developments with HOA's sometimes have things like a community pool... but they're too restrictive and too expensive. If I buy a house, I'll do what I want!

If you do want a condo but are concerned about being stuck if you hate it, sometimes a condo company will rent, because they can't sell them in this economy. My same relative from above, they ended up renting a cottage that didn't sell. (The development has typical condos, plus small cottage-houses, all are new.) Theirs is a separate house so there's no shared wall noise, and the others around are owned, so they don't get new neighbors every few months. So if you find a condo place you like but not sure about noise, they may accommodate you.

elspeth said...

Guys, I was in SC when Edward's was a real up and comer politically in NC. IF you had checked w/anyone local, you could have gotten the real scoop on this guy. He was a poseur and all about the money FOR HIMSELF. As a trial lawyer, he knew how to talk to groups to influence them in the way he wanted them to think/vote. He just expanded his skills in front of a jury to encompass the country.

Same thing: I knew someone from Arkansas in the very early 90s who was 'abominated' [i know -- not a word] by Bill Clinton. While he was an adjunct professor at U. of Ark. She knew, in detail, that he'd slept through all the sorority houses there. And yeah, i know that sexual promiscuity doesn't rule you out for having great intelligence/charisma/leadership abilities. But you might want to question his self-control, discretion and vulnerability to people who wanted to compromise him because of his actions.

And before i get pilloried by one side, ask me or other Texans about 'W's rep in TX. Talk about a weak link.

What i'm really asking you, is DON'T just listen to the candidates. Do some due diligence and check into their backgrounds. Listen/read some about what their contemporaries say or write about them. And don't mindlessly believe the opposition.

mikey said...

Chilie, Zeeky, you've given me a lot to think about! Before I make any major life changes I'll report back.

How does one have a $350 per month mortgage? Obviously not the NJ/NY area.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Elspeth -
My original opinion of Edwards came from watching congressional debates on CSPAN. No matter how much I hate his one-way trip to Fuckwitania, I still dig the things he fought for in congress. I wish more people were in there, fighting for the impoverished.


Mikey -
Dodgy neighborhood, older condo, 900sf, bought 10 years ago, in a major city but a lot smaller than NYC. Even so, that's a very low price for real estate here! He's downstairs and has typical problems like creaky floors/ceilings, neighbors with loud music. The worst was when he was out of town, the guy upstairs' hot water heater broke and flooded his place.

DBZee said...

Zeeky - "Fuckwitania" - hahahaha! Thank you!

elspeth said...

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog, I'll let it drop after this. But DON'T just listen to the incumbents/candidates on ANY media outlet. They are talking from a script. The script has nothing what so ever to do with their agenda. It's what they publically put out for potential voter consumption.

Edwards was a plaintiff's lawyer. Every dollar he got for one of his clients, he got ~33%. His client got $1O,000,000 for the lifetime care of their child from an insurance company? Edwards got $3,300,300 for that settlement even if the jury thought that it would take $10 Million to take care of that child. Did John Edwards forfeit his fee to the family? No, that money went into his fat bank account.

I'm talking about Edwards here, but, really, check the local background of any candidate you plan to support. PLEASE don't form your opinions based on what a candidate says.

elspeth said...

Oh, by the way, in trying to show that i'm not partisan, a Republican represents us in the U.S. House of Representatives where I am. His local claim to fame, or ad for his local firm? He specializes in tax benefits for off-shore clients. His district is in a poverty stricken rural/coastal area that for some idiotic reasons tends to vote Republican. How many of his constituents do you think he represents?