Thursday, December 06, 2012

John McAfee Arrested In Guatemala

John McAfee was finally arrested after a month long search for the anti-virus kazillionaire and murder suspect that made a laughingstock out of a police hunt. McAfee was arrested in Guatemala by immigration police fir entering the country illegally and faces deportation back to Belize unless he can convince Guatemala that police in Belize will harm him.

22 comments:

smash said...

Everyone knows norton antivirus is the best ;)

EmEyeKay said...

Smash! Today's the day!

LottaColada said...

I love how he would give out interviews while evading authorities. In the end that was his downfall. How foolish to think he wouldn't get caught.

Barton Fink said...

Meth and its analogues are many hells of a drug.

smash said...

Emeye!!! I haven't even sparked today!! Now is the time. :)

mannyv said...

Great fark headline today about this:

"McAfee founder arrested by police. His 21 day free trial begins next week."

SusanB said...

*giggles @mannyv* It's about time they caught this nutjob. I don't think he'd hesitate to kill again.

Karma Chameleon said...

Cocaine's a hell of a drug!

Cee Kay said...

Wrong smash! AVG is the best! :) But clearly we both agree that McAfee is not.

Marisa said...

Way to go Vice. You dummies! They're the reason he got caught: http://gawker.com/5965341/did-vice-magazine-accidentally-reveal-the-location-of-fugitive-anti+virus-pioneer-john-mcafee

timebob said...

he'll bribe his way out of it, i'm sure he went to a 3rd world country for a reason, to do whatever the fuck he wanted with his billions and he is bat shit crazy on drugs

Alma said...

What the gel? I mean hell? I mean....he killed someone? Alright off to google. I will be back and i will be informed.

hollywood dime said...

kazillionaire? didn't he lose a bunch of his fortune and was down to like a few million?

Barton Fink said...

He claims the authorities staged the whole thing to frame him for not paying bribes. Which, well, no.

Barton Fink said...

Ooh, now he's having massive coronary episodes and appears to be dying. This guy's a mess. I hope the hookers asked to be paid up front.

yodelay said...

This guy is very scary. Its best for the people of Central America for him to be locked up!

Sherry said...

What the what?? This guy was a software billionaire and fucks up like this? So stupid. As I like to say: Some people have more dollars than sense.

Popnursing said...

@Barton- I assure you he is not dying. Crying chest pain is the universal bat-signal for incarcerated douche-bags who aren't getting enough attention. Welcome to my world.

Having said that, he could drop dead at any moment. He eschews western medicine in favor of Chinese herbs and home-brewed pharmaceuticals, obviously has high blood pressure, detox & some psych issues going on right now.

Hate this guy. Hate my job right now, so I really hate this guy as he's everything I have to deal with daily.

katsm0711 said...

@pop I eschewed western medicine and I've never been healthier in my life.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Katsm - Yeah, but you probably didn't take up the cultivation of "bath salts" in lieu of western medicine. At least, I hope you haven't! LOL.

That Vice story is hilarious! "Yeah, yeah I meant to do that, I totally faked that EXIF data." What a horrible lunatic this McAfee is.

katsm0711 said...

Lol @zeeky!

NYer said...

nice disguise--think he used shoe polish to dye his hair and goatee?