Sunday, December 09, 2012

Karrueche Tran Has Sex With Chris Brown

Today is football day and if you wake up early enough, you can watch a little soccer to get you in the mood and an excuse to start drinking early. "Hey, they are drinking in England right now watching. I don't want them to feel left out." So, really, the last thing I want to do this morning is go off on a rant. Rants are for Wednesday when that extra few hour sleep in is still a lifetime away and my boss needs a sharp kick to the groin. That being said, I have to say that I don't understand Karrueche Tran. I have given up on trying to figure out Rihanna and Chris Brown. They are just going to end up killing each other at some point. Are they older than 27? Karrueche though seems like she could be saved. Friday night, Karrueche and Chris had sex all night in Paris. Yes, she got a free trip to Paris, but not only is she required to have sex with Chris Brown for that trip but to also know he had been and would have been having sex with Rihanna if she was still available. Despite that, Karrueche showed up and you have to wonder if she has parents or some person in her life who could say, "Show some self-esteem." I hope she is getting something out of this other than free trips and that she is saving it or hocking it or whatever she can do to make this pay off for her.

45 comments:

Rolf said...

"I hope she is getting something out of this other than free trips..." I bet, she also gets some STDs.

Sarah said...

Enough with the stupid '27 club' thing

Discobitch said...

Who gives a shit? The sooner both of them go away the better n that silly bitch should keep away before she ends up dead. Wouldn't surprise me if she's been one of the thirds in the threesomes

SeattleMarge said...

Now that we're less dependent on religion to tell us what NOT to do, God sends us Chris Brown, Rihanna and Karrueche Tran (and LL and Amanda and LeAnn) to show us what NOT to do.

Without them, how would we know? ;-)

Staple611 said...

That whole party is such a trainwreck.

Sylvia said...

Two sluts fighting over a loser.

Harvey Manfrenjensen said...

Does anyone remember that Eddie Murphy standup comedy special a while ago? It was one of the ones where he wears a purple leather jumpsuit or a red leather one. Not sure which. Anyhoodle... he said that sometimes when a woman gets some AMAZING lovin' she will be stupid for that man and that aforementioned, amazin lovin'. And while the idea of imagining difficult brown en flagrante delicto is vom inducing, I have to say there's got to be something going on here behind the scenes. Yes, both women have low lowwww lowww lowwwwwww self esteem. But maybe he's got some kind of skills, equipment, ugh, vom, kak, I can't go on. Nauseous......Okay, Or maybe he's just very sweet when he's in a good mood. I'm thinking there has to be more than just money and abuse there is my point. I need a cup of tea now.

timebob said...

I think Chris is playing those two like a fiddle, all these pictures and tweet Rhianna keeps putting out is just a stab at Karruche. How are two women fighting over this loser?

Well when someone loses an eye (becuase punched you so hard and your eyeball pops out of the socket) don't come looking for media sympathy, we won't be here for you.

karmakoma said...

En flagrante delicto....love it. Reminds me of the movie Clue.

audrey said...

He's got a pencil dick--nothing special going on in that package of ick. But I suspect he can whisper all the right words at the right moment to make one of the two idiots stupid enough to fall for his lines. Fame and money are the greatest aphrodisiac to some women--so maybe that is Karaoke's thing.

S.joy said...

Where's the proof?!

nancer said...

who the hell cares? so she's an idiot. i try not to waste time being concerned about idiots.

Monica said...

Harvey, spoken like a true man. It is never about the "lovin". It is about low self esteem and neither girl wanting to admit they "lost" Chris Brown to the other.

They just can't see he's not a prize and they're all losers.

MadLyb said...

Abusers are very charming when they're not slapping you silly or trying to kill you. And I agree that women will do crazy stuff for the nookie delivered with skills and good equipment.

LottaColada said...

Maybe Karrueche just sees her meal ticket slipping further and further away. She says she's a model but what exactly have we seen her in? She probably just wants the lifestyle she had when they were together back and will do anything to restore it.

Karreuche vs. Rihanna pt. I've-lost-count

auntliddy said...

Maybe they both like the sex and the trips? Mb they dont give a rats ass about him either. I hv no idea either, and dont care someone will pay the price. Lets see which one gets pregnant first!!

goes in circles said...

My mom was beaten on a daily basis by the most charming man you've ever met. He treated her like a queen and made her feel like the most beautiful woman in the world when he wasn't raping her.

yodelay said...

She probably wanted to stick it to Rihanna. Never underestimare the pull of imaturity.

Christopher Cruz said...

One word: Eeeewwwwwww!!!!

hilloochka said...

what's wrong with these women?! ugh!

littlejenny said...

I'm beginning to think it's more about the girls competing and less about Chris Brown. girls are fucking crazy, especially when it comes to their egos...

ermagerd said...

Hmmm, sometimes I wonder "who WOULDN'T I f*ck for a free trip to Paris?" But wouldn't you know, I finally found out the answer. This guy.

Grace said...

@audrey
I bed to differ. I saw the pics and he was HUNG. Still wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, though.

Christina Garza said...

I completely agree. Even if you're competing over a pile of shit, the point is to win.

Christina Garza said...

I completely agree. Even if you're competing over a pile of shit, the point is to win.

Chris said...

Simple: Women will do and put up with anything to sleep with a rich and/or famous man. A tale as old as time itself.

Mango said...

@ audrey - What Grace said. CB did the naked-picture-in-the-mirror-with-a-cell-phone-thing and he's hung like a bear, but he's nasty nasty nasty.

Urban Rosebud said...

Sickness all around. She is so beautiful. If she dropped this guy, she would not be alone for long and probably with someone who would take care of her. She doesn't recognize her power, Rhianna does, so this looks like it will end badly for KT. I wish her well though.

KT seems turned out. We know Rhianna is a freak monster in the sack just from the Drake/CB NYC brawl; hers is obviously a snapper. However, it seems KT is into the freak too...maybe they all get down together and everyone is cool with it...who really knows.

audrey said...

Re Chris naked...I didn't think it was anything special and I know I saw the same pictures as you... it may be long but that is about it....hence the pencil dick. Check out some of Enty's full frontal Friday posts from a while back and you will see a whole lot more than what this tool has to offer.

katsm0711 said...

Since u brought it up Enty, AC Milan beat Torino 4-2 today :)

Sherry said...

Chris (ironic name) you've hit the nail on the head.

Moosefan said...

Someone I work with said that Rhianna and Chris were this generation's Ike and Tina. I said the only thing they have even remotely close to Ike & Tina is domestic violence. Neither has long term talent.
As for KT, she, just like Rhi, are nothing but pawns in this fools game. Trip to Paris? London? Hair done? Nails? Designer clothes? Best restaurants in the world? Fancy high priced jewelery? It all comes at a high cost of your dignity and your life. The cost of that bill is too high for either one of them. Someone will end up dead and someone will end up in jail.

ldylkng said...

Both girls are using Chris as a beard!

Miz said...

I just watched the UK final of the X factor (don't judge, bugger all else was on) and Rihanna sung a song called Stay. She looked HEAVY pissed off the entire time, before seguing into We Found Love. It was very... laid bare, I thought. She just doesn't care that the entire world is watching this shambles and judging her for how hard she's fighting for the prick.

1Jazzimom said...

Ugh to it all!

bunnymother said...

yep

bunnymother said...

I'm so sorry, that's awful.

JSierra said...

@Audrey IDK who you have been fucking but his dick looks fairly large to me and when compared to the full frontals.

Karrueche is such a beautiful girl, what a shame.

HolidayinCambodia said...

Who is this woman, other than a third leg of a triangle? Is there any reason I should know of her?

Christopher Cruz said...

No reason whatsoever. They'll eventually have a three way and die of the same STD. Almost poetic, really...

clynn said...

Pretty sure she is getting crack from him, the drug and well the other one too haaahaa. I live near tappohanock where he supposedly grew up or whatever, and everytime I drive through, Im like yeah I guess this place would produce someone like chris brown. I broke down there once....a story for the ages. Shout out to connie P, connie C, dale, your nerf ball eating son, offering salt fish (whatever that is) to broken down motorists :)

Kady Kat said...

Now I am going to dig out my Clue DVD... Thank you, much needed break from studying.

gr8p said...
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gr8p said...

Sylvia at 9.16am: true words have never been typed.
Sums up my feelings exactly.

These two woman have been dickmatized beyond all reason. And I truly do not understand Rihanna because I wouldn't go down on Chris Brown unless it was with a chainsaw.

*confused*

crazy/beautiful said...

Based on what I've read from other blogs more in the know, Karrueche is about to launch a clothing line in partnership with Chris Brown's stylist. The new clothing line venture is the reason they're in Paris. It is entirely possible that Chris Brown and Karrueche did not have sex.