This is bound to be so much better than Paris' Valtrex and sex tapes. I bet they'll find the Shroud of Turin and Atlantis in there. She's gotta be like areal-life Carmen Sandiego.
They should get Geraldo to open it.
What I want to know is, why is Shawn Holley still in the picture? What is the deal with that? How on earth is she able to pay her?
May she will find her integrity!
YES AGENT! Maybe he'll be able to uncover the body of Jimmy Hoffa and he'll become the greatest journalist of all time!
I can't wait to watch this. I never in my life used pay-per-view but I just might to watch this. And I'd love for Barry to get it just to watch him sneer over the crap she has in there (although I'm sure there's some good stuff too).
She's a piece of crap
Amber…you're making me snort and cackle in a rather unladylike fashion this morning with your comments. That's all I wanna say. lol
i would love to check out the stuff in her storage. i remember rachel zoe giving an interview, or maybe on the first season of her show, talking about lindsay and how she brought so much designer stuff to linds.
abolish the irs, taxation is theft.
LMAO re: Geraldo.
I wonder how much stolen loot is rotting away in there.
How long can you get away with not paying before they open it up? She owes $16k-that must be some damn expensive storage!
Haha Reeses – you're welcome! I think I'm in a "mood" today because I have tomorrow off for my brother's graduation.
Amber- I'm sure that's also where Bigfoot and Nessie have been hiding this whole time. The real indentity of Jack the Ripper? Yup, its in LLs locker.
Amber…ENJOY your day off and have tons of fun!!
@surfer, that is a realllly good question. I have no idea either.
And I also sooo can't wait for this! I bet Paris is excited as well.
arent lindsay and paris the guess for 2 girls that hooked up and one fell for the other?
Oh dear gahd…don't let there be a FireCrotch and WonkyEyes sex tape! o_0
I just feel Lindsay's entire life is one big publicity stunt and none of it is real, all prefabricated and we are all being Punk'd
Ahhh, the great slow decline marches on. The auctioning of one's possessions.
Love that man. Would love to buy him a drink. He's the only reason I occasionally watch the show.
shawn holly tried to be removed. lindsey was getting another attorney,(they were named), then it just stopped. suspect the court will not allow holly to be removed (w/ no other attorney) while there is an on-going action, and who else would take her?
I'd love to go through that locker with Barry! I'd want us both to we wearing HazMat suits though. Think about it. Perhaps something from the CDC.
I totally forgot we got blessed with Paris's sex tape and her valtrex prescription knowledge through her storage locker. I wonder what Lindsay is hiding! The possibilities are endless. I remember Geraldo opening that vault. That shit was classic!!!
@me, that blows for miss holly
I thought the exact same thing!
Well in addition to her own stuff she's hiding somewhere some genuine Liz Taylor belongings, and Lady Gaga belonging too, and that's just what we know of from within the past year (and not including the stuff she's lifted from magazines in their photo shoots).
The Geraldo comment KILLED me! I needed that this morning…it's my Monday! As for the contents of the locker…a Sam Ronson voodoo doll and probably all sorts of Wilmer memorabilia (a copy of That 70s Show that he signed "Papi" like she dedicated to him on her CD). And that's just the hidden under the bed embarrassing stuff. I can't imagine what was shoved to the back of the closet. The IRS should charge people to watch this…they'd get their money tenfold!
Can't the IRS seize the contents? I bet it's all stolen goods…
If this was twitter I'd start #thingsinsideLiLosStorageLocker
OMG – I've never heard about Paris' locker before!! THAT's how the whole world found out about Valtrex and the sex tape?!?! I never knew that!!!! AWESOME. She's now an even bigger idiot than I thought was even possible!! ROFLMFAO. Seriously!
Seriously, does anyone smell a rat? Do you think they paid LiLo to plant some of her crap in a storage locker because she'll do anything for a buck?
Paris Hilton's real "sex tape" was leaked years before the locker incident. The guy who bought the locker content had a few topless videos, or stuff in which she seems quite high on coke on Joe Francis' yacht. He was David Hans Schmidt, the "Sultan of Sleaze", who had bought and sold other sex tapes. He probably bought the locker thinking he would get a treasure trove, but the content was comparatively tame and the Hilton family took care of potential racy stuff.Schmidt committed suicide five years ago. He was under investigation for attempting to extort money from Tom Cruise (he allegedly got photos from the Katie Holmes wedding) but might have slipped during auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Ahhh, this brings back the days of Katherine Jackson failing to keep up the rent on her storage locker. A guy who had gotten a court judgement on her and her hubby found out about it, and quietly arranged to purchase it contents at auction by sending a representative to bid in his place. As soon as he won it, he had it secretly trucked to New Jersey before the Jacksons could catch up with.
And that's how the world found out about Michael Jackson's dildo, and the dirty pair of young boys undies he'd saved for a souvenir, and the porn tape, and the letter he wrote to a sister-in-law suggesting she tell her kids that they could be molested by anybody.
Lots of good stuff came out of that storage locker!
@Squeeze and @Angela, you guys are GOOD! I didn't know about either of those situations! Sad the guy committed suicide, though.
In Paris's locker, they also found 3 QUART SIZED ziploc bags of cocaine, jewelry, and THIRTEEN tapes of her having sex with men and women. I knew one of the guys who owned the locker and sold it to that auction guy.
What happened to THOSE tapes, @parissucks?
Not that I want to see them, I should clarify…ugh…gross….
@Squeezebox – what?! Link please.
i forgot abt paris storage locker.. does this girl ever check any of her bills
silly girl, whatever the auction guy decided I guess. The guy I knew made a nice chunk of change selling the shit to him.
Who the hell puts drugs in storage? What a dipshit! Thanks for the extra details.
Yeah really! Why would you put that much coke in a storage locker?
Loved Megan00m response except I'm pretty sure she never had ANY integrity.
There is no question that you'll find tons of stolen items in there. TONS!
Paris' locker was bought by a woman, not a man..
Like Paris's locker, there will be Valtrex at Lindsay's.
Unlike Paris's, the Valtrex will be given as a preventative to anyone who may come in contact with Lindsay's belongings and catch Lind's Special Herp-10 via an unfortunate paper cut.
When they open the locker, I'll bet they'll find Lindsay herself, looking and acting like 50% Gollum, 50% rabid raccoon, and 50% last scenes of "Scarface" — all hissing and screaming "MINE!!" But be warned: She'll still have the presence of mind to pickpocket yo' ass!
Remember, bidders: Make sure your immunizations are up-to-date, and have your last will and testament notarized before you go!
commence the evil laughter: BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!