No one really cares about Lindsay Lohan unless she is being arrested or doing something truly awful
. Because she has gone a couple of weeks without either, she would like people to know she is still alive and having sex with whatever member of The Wanted will have her and is in London meeting some rich men and is going to be good and wonderful tonight and going to stay in. No clubs for her. Yes, this is the same thing she has said a million times. I guess she thinks that we have not caught on yet to things like room service or going to a liquor store and bringing it back to your hotel. Soo, when she says she is staying in she wants us to think that means she is being good. Some of her best crimes have been when she has stayed in. Everyone passes out before the woman with the tolerance of an elephant and she picks through the choicest things. You wake up and wonder what happened and catch a faint whiff of menthol cigarettes and a stained ginger hair covered in spray tan attached to your arm.