Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Random Photos Part Four

The cast of Downton Abbey gets the top spot.

Ben Affleck makes a coffee run and doesn't even get his daughter a hot chocolate.
Apparently Busy Phillips is pregnant.
Awkward family photos, Mario Lopez style.
Gerard Butler in Norway. Taken by a person who needs to clean that cell phone lens.
Anne Hathaway has some kind of leg brace fetish. Boxing Helena remake?
Hilary Duff on Rodeo.
Hugh Jackman walks a string. Latest fad. Sold out for Christmas.
Holly Madison is going to ride all those bikes for charity.
Jessica Simpson bought all those shoes so she would have a bag to hide her stomach. It is interesting to me that she makes and designs shoes, but still prefers to spend thousands of dollars on other shoes. So...Hers are not good enough for her?
Justin Bieber proves once again he is an a-hole and throws a water bottle at a pap.
Psst. Jennifer. You have coffee stains on your crotch. I hope it is coffee.

71 comments:

FrenchGirl said...

Anne hathaway's dominatrix temper without panties

thatfunnygirl said...

Well there's a whole new meaning to decking the tree with balls Mario. GROSS.

katsm0711 said...

Damn. I would have been excited to see AC Slaters butt any day of the week but all I see is a little girl which neutralizes all the sexiness, then all I think about is if he falls, the pain of pine needles on bare skin. Worst butt pic ever!

LottaColada said...

Yuck at the JLo stains!

I like Anne's understated style, I don't get get wacky outfit choices lately.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Maybe Anne wants to star in a remake of David Cronenberg's CRASH.

Renoblondee said...

Apparently Anne went commando and flashed the cameras too.

DBZee said...

I absolutely refuse to believe that the cast of Downton Abbey exists outside of the universe of Downton Abbey. It's like when Colin Firth put the moves on Kevin Bacon in that one movie - what, Mr Darcy?!

I do not get Bieber *at all.* Why is he dressing like a wannabe rap star? And how is he still relevant?

Momster said...

MY EYES!!!!

"O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, Mario's in his undies. . ."

Sarah said...

Mario Lopez likes the "cheeky" collection from VS.

Staple611 said...

This is a particularly bad collection of photographs. Justin, Anne, Mario, JLO - UGH, all of you.

Vicki Cupper said...

DBZee, I agree totally.

figgy said...

ANY question I had about whether or not Mario Lopez is, in fact, g-gay-gay-gay, has now been put to rest.

Harvey Manfrenjensen said...

Mario's but looks awful, and his little daughter looking up at it? What were they thinking? Why is Daddy above me on a ladder in your underwear Mommy?
J Lo looks great, love the hair, but someone's going to get fiiii-rrred.
Gerard's lady friend looks PISSED. He looks ashamed; wasn't he the fave for the manwhore with the ahem, size problems?
Anne looks horribly, gloriously fug. What was she thinking? Worst outfit of the year. And the upskirt? Come ON. Every woman in the public eye should be aware that when you're getting out of the car, and have someone taking pics leaning in, looking down, squatting looking up at you, they can get a direct shot of your punane. You're telling me she doesn't know that? She's not that dumb, she's really going for that oscar.

Urban Rosebud said...

"Holly is going to ride all those bikes for charity" Tsk, tsk Enty. Bad boy!

mynerva said...

I'm going to sound like such a fusspot, but tweeting a picture of your pregnancy pee stick is just so trashy

Karrots said...

Justin Biebs is painfully thin.

parissucksliterally said...

Maybe Seraphina didn't want anything?


Simpson would never wear her own "designs". They are cheap!

Hilary Duff has weird shaped legs.

kathrynnova said...

UGH!!! JESSICA SIMPSON DOES NOT MAKE OR DESIGN THOSE SHITTY SHOES. She is simply the name. They are made by other people.

FS said...

Tom Ford gave Anne that outfit to wear, straight off his recent runway show, including the shoes, and I think she rocked it. There are very few people who could pull it off, and she absolutely did. Probably the only type of event it would work for as well. Unfortunate crotch shot, as cynical as I am I'm not going to buy that it was intentional.

Wow Mario Lopez, the very definition of inappropriate, and desperate attention seeking.

rejectedcarebear said...

Dayum Thomas is looooking good..I once saw a picture of Mr Carson riding a bike!! The illusion was shattered.

AKM said...

Yeah, I thought maybe Ben's little one didn't want a drink. We don't know. Maybe she doesn't like chocolate or hot drinks. Give 'im a break.

The pregnancy pee stick photos are trashy? Everyone seems to be doin' that, and I thought it was kind of cute. I mean, sure, it's pee and all, but we all do it, right? Heheheh. *shrug*

katsm0711 said...

@fuss your no fusspot you just beat me to it! Bodily fluids don't belong in photos!

The Little Woman said...

Well, I for one appreciate that she didn't show the pee tip. ;) And, whatever, I love Jessica Simpson's shoe line whether she makes it or not. Some of us can only afford knock offs people!

auntliddy said...

And she probably has them all already! Lol

auntliddy said...

He is painful period, lol

katsm0711 said...

@the I love Jessica Simpsons line too! Everyone I'm in lord and Taylor and something catches my eye, it's always hers. I always felt like real designers actually design celebs lines bc they know the craftsmanship but the celeb approves it or someone approves it bc it fits the celebs persona. I don't even care though. I would not expect a millionaire celeb to wear her $30 shoes sold at Kohls bc stuff like that is for people who want to look like the celeb but can't afford Fendi. I see nothing wrong with her not wearing her own shoes but she should wear non comfort related things like jewelry/ scarves/even clothes if she's smart and wants to make $$. I give a pass on shoes bc uncomfortable shoes can ruin your day.

parissucksliterally said...

whether I like a shoe of hers or not, I won't buy it. I won't give her, or any celeb my money for their clothes, perfumes, etc!

Though, if Fiona Apple made a shoe.....lol

New Life and Attitude said...

I also really like Jessica Simpson's shoes. Yes there are some ugly ones, but the more classic pumps are great and are some of the more comfy ones. And this is coming from a shoe addict that just made one of her spare rooms into a dressing room especially for her shoes, purses and accessories.

katsm0711 said...

Omg lucky u @new! I've only been able to wear flat comfy sneakers for years now so after my surgery the first thing I can't wait to do is go shopping for REAL shoes! With heels! Do u have a fav brand? I know nothing about shoes anymore unless it's Adidas lol

Alexstrasza said...

I hate justin beiber.

nessa said...

yeah :/ i always hoped she'd keep it classy

misspeg86 said...

I'm going to complain and say Mario should have been topless ;) also re Jessica's pic, I've always wondered aren't women scared of wearing such high heels when they are pregnant? I'd be constantly scared that I would stack it and crush my unborn child lol but then again she has probably perfected that art unlike me.

nessa said...

i agree! i always thought her shoes were cute and i'd never spend so much money on shoes that'll be out of style next year -_-

Krissie said...

Hardly a surprise Jessica doesn't wear her own line, celebs never do, except Gwen Stefani who wears her own LAMB line all the time. I've always respected her for that. She doesn't do the "Buy my clothes and shoes, peons! Thanks! Well, I'm off to go buy some Gucci now" bullshit.

Anne Hathaway is desperate in more ways than one. Flashing your crotch is so nasty. Just go back to talking endlessly about how hungry you are, Anne.

Mario Lopez's picture is squicky. Why would you do that in front of your little daughter??

Amy Scott said...

Oh don't worry Biebs, in another year, no one will be rushing to take your picture at all, douche.

Cornbread said...

The Mario photo is just weird and creepy to me. And I just want to know WHY he's trimming the tree in his undies?! The thought of standing beneath some dude climbing up a ladder in his underwear makes me nauseous.

@mynerva, I'm with you...I am not a fan of the "showing your pee stick" on FB, Twitter, etc. It's a little icky to me, and it also just screams of our "need to know RIGHT NOW" social media culture. And I'm old school, I think it's best to wait until you're through the first tri before making the announcment.

When we got pregnant, I waited until we were 13 weeks, then did a cute photo (thank you, Pinterest) to announce. No pee stick, no ultrasound. I just want some things in our pregnancy to be private, and ours, if that makes sense.

Amy Scott said...

Have any of you actually SEEN the Anne Hathaway pic of her getting out of the car? 1. YOu CAN NOT see her crotch, all you see is about 1/2 inch of a patch of hair and her THIGHS together, 2. It's painfully obvious if you HAVE seen the picture that she's completely unaware of the flash and she's keeping her lets together all the way from her toes to the top of her thighs to try to avoid it, 3. The fabric slid up as she slid out of the car with her LEGS CLOSED TIGHTLY> God forbid any of you assholes ever make a mistake in your clothes.

And to the blowhard who said she's trashy, you wish sweetheart, you wish. She's not going anywhere so STRAP IN.

katsm0711 said...

@corn I know everyone calls it "old fashioned" to wait to announce your pregnancy until you're farther along but I just wanted to tell you that I feel it's smart. I bet a lot of people who say old fashioned actually mean smart too. It saves you potentially awkward conversations and Protects you from people who get too personal.

DBZee said...

How did I miss the Mario shot? Gross.

Not seeing Anne's "crotch shot" - it just looks like she's wearing some interesting leggings. Another post? She's reminding me of Natalie Portman and the ballet movie - a good actress forced into lots of hype.

DBZee said...

@cornbread, we waited the first time around, too. That damn scary what to expect book had me for sure knowing I was either having a hydra or a miscarriage if I spilled the beans before the end of the first trimester. I'm glad we waited (first grandbaby, didn't need the pressure) but holy cow, that book scared the crap out of me. I tossed it before #2.

MM said...

Thomas the evil footman looks GOOD!

nudibelle said...

My dad never walked around me in his underware a day in his life... tightly whiteys?...the bulge...a lil girl?.. never!

Me said...

that's from mario's new underwear line. like an ad.

i wouldn't want my kid having all the sugar from hot coco before pre-school.

ClaireFrasier said...

Downton Abbey! Yay! can't wait!

I thought the Busy post was cute.

No, Mario, No!

Roman Holiday said...

Uhhhhm, what Mario can't sell his underwear on his own time? This is so disgusting to me! Men should not be walking around in their underwear no matter if they are briefs or boxers, around their little girls!!! Just eeeewwww!!!

Michelle said...

People are over reacting to Mario's underwear. While I'm for promoting modesty, not every dad who walks around the house in his underwear is a pervert. When I was a kid in the 70's, my dad walked around in his whitey-tighties. My siblings and I never thought anything about it, except that those were his pajamas, and he only wore them when our immediate family was around. Perhaps because he worked swing shift, the time of day that he wore them was inconsistent. Anyhow, he never trimmed the tree wearing only his briefs, but let's not go to sexual extremes with real or imagined implications.

Wen said...

As done up as Anne is, one would think she would have gotten a pedicure. Although I have been seeing a lot of bare feet lately. Is this a new trend?

PuggleWug said...

I find Affleck and Garner's kids adorable. With that being said, I don't understand why they choose the ugly frames for the kids glasses. They are always sporting the ugliest glasses. Yes, it is cute the first few times you see it, but then another pair is worn, just as fug as the last, if not worse.

PuggleWug said...

Also, it looks like Anne injured her legs and now has to wear a brace on each one. Those shoes are awful.

Kloie said...

Does anyone actually find Mario's getup to be attractive? And why would his wife tweet that in the first place? Some things should be kept off of the interwebs.

KellyLynn said...

Those jeggings things aren't doing her any favors, but otherwise, Hilary Duff looks great. She has lost a ton of baby weight.

Jessica Simpson looks great, too, but she must have a shoe collection to rival Imelda Marcos.

KellyLynn said...

I also don't get why Bieber favors pants that perpetually make him look like he's getting caught with his pants down.

Popnursing said...

Yes Duff, please stop! with the jeggings.

Whew Amy, thanks for clarifying it was only Anne's pubes in the photo. I hadn't seen it or planned to go looking, but your descriptive detail lets me know her red carpet commando moment was all class. And Tom Ford says, uh, yeah - I guess you can just keep the dress...

FS said...

Hugh Jackman, if you are reading this, I would be perfectly willing to be one of your sister wives. If you ever chose to go that route.

Christopher Cruz said...

Somebody needs to bring that talentless Bieber twat down a peg or three. Jessica, get it, girlfriend! Mario Lopez, put on some dang pants when there are children in the room.

Mooshki said...

It made me think of Crash too. There were no leg braces in Boxing Helena because there were no legs.

Greengrl said...

I don't see anything wrong with Hilary wearing skinnies. She has curves & I think she looks good.

Greengrl said...

I don't see anything wrong with Hilary wearing skinnies. She has curves & I think she looks good.

Greengrl said...

I don't see anything wrong with Hilary wearing skinnies. She has curves & I think she looks good.

Ja'mie King said...

Just saw some of season 2 of downtown rerun last night and I must say it's jarring to see them out of character and costume. Is that Daisy's midriff?!

Ja'mie King said...

PS I could listen to Carson read the phone book, his rich baritone voice is a-may-zing.

Paper trail said...

Anne's mistake was the shoes. I'll forgive the crotch shot.

Vicki Cupper said...

Jesus Christ, Amy. Calm down before you have a stroke. It's just the comment section of a gossip blog.

ethorne said...

Did YOU see it? Bc that's not what I saw. Yes her upper thighs are together, that's it. And she was unaware of a camera flash at a premiere?

ethorne said...

Just ewww, Mario

PuggleWug said...

Word, Vicki. Mario is gross, period.

*karen* said...

Michelle, thanks! While I think it was inappropriate for Mario Lopez's wife to tweet the picture, he's in his own home with just his wife and daughter. My dad walked around in a t-shirt and tightie whities all the time when he'd first get up in the morning and it didn't traumatize me.

There are so many reasons to dislike Mario, but I don't see this as one of them.

boomom22 said...

Yeah..someday Beiber you will be really missing having the paps bug you..like Paris Hilton does.

Vicki Cupper said...

Lol, I know Boomom!

Parisite should open Paris Hilton's Home for Retired Famewhores.

goes in circles said...

You can totes see her crotch...like slit shot crotch.

AKM said...

I agree with Michelle and *karen*. My dad walked around in a T-shirt and his tighty-whiteys all the time. Sometimes just the underwear. *shrug* I personally am a T-shirt-and-undies girl myself. (Granted, I'm single with no kids, so I can wear whatever the hell I want, if I even choose to put on clothes period, but still.)

So, yeah, I don't think this is that big of deal. Of course, whilst decorating the tree? A bit...different, maybe. But not scandalous. :-)