Thursday, December 27, 2012

Tom Cruise Had A Date

For about a week, it is possible that Tom Cruise had a girlfriend. On December 16th, Tom met a woman named Cynthia Jorge at the restaurant where she works as a manager. She is 26. Two days later they were spotted dancing in a club. Now, she is on the cover of In Touch as Tom's new girlfriend. Guess who leaked that story? Guessing it was not Tom. Tom likes to be in control and after just a few days he does not know the situation well enough to call anyone his girlfriend. So, Cynthia got her publicity and now that is probably all she will get unless she kept the card Tom probably gave her for five free auditing sessions.

39 comments:

mynerva said...

How can he dance in those heels?

auntliddy said...

Dont get the constant tom cruise hate. We get it- hes a bit tightly wound, is completely bewitched by this bizzaro cult- ok! He has issues, but must we dump on him constantly?

Lulu G said...

Yes we must. He gives CO$ credibility in some peoples eyes and they are a very dangerous group.

So crap away on him.

Amber said...

LOL @ mynerva - he must use the Dr. Scholl's for Her ball of foot gel inserts.

ReesesPeace said...

Run, girl!! Run like hell!!!

I've never liked Tom Crud. Never. Could never put my finger on it, but he always gave me the heebie-jeebies. And, you see pic's of Katie now and damn! That girl looks...she looks free!

Henriette said...

I hope she's a Scienonut like him.

ReesesPeace said...

How do we get a *like* button in this place?! Mynerva is the comment of the day thus far! lmao!!

Cheryl said...

So he is auditioning new wives?

mynerva said...

All I can think of when I read this is family weddings when I was a little child. My grandad would take me out dancing and I'd stand my feet on his and we'd "dance" like that.

In my head I can totally see Tom standing on her feet and being led around the dance floor.

Agent**It said...

Where's Shelly?

PuggleWug said...

Omg mnerva, that is awesome!

dia papaya said...

Haha Mynerva!

Cute cute story about your gramps. And yup, I got the same visual of Tommy Girl dancing around on his big girl date's feet!

I second LuLu! Crap away on him! Co$ scares the crap out of me!!! I must direct said crap somewhere ;)

LottaColada said...

Ahhh @mynerva that is a hilarious visual! I can't stop seeing Tom hopping on Katie's toes now!

Gina said...

Based on the ages of his three wives...what was the predicted age of his fourth wife? Remember the calculation after he divorced Katie? I think it was 26?!

teg said...

omg HA!!

MISCH said...

HAHAHAHAHA Tommy's got a new BEARD

auntliddy said...

Okay, i agree the cos shit is, well, shit. I see tom cruise as a lonely man, enamered of this cult he sees no wrong in, wondering how he ended up so lonely. I dont think he has any friends to hang with. I dont think he has any idea how f*cked up this cos thing is- and i doubt he knows where shelly is. I see him as a victim. If he did see the light, he wld try to make amends. That is why i cant really be so mean- he knows not what he does.
To be crystal: I do not like cos whatsoever, idiotic outer space shit. My compassion for him stems from my nelief he is completely brainwashed.

chumsley said...

I think the next wife is supposed to be 23 because they're all 11 years apart and Katie just turned 34.

timebob said...

Tom Cruise is nobody's victim. He knows what he is doing and enjoys it.

car54 said...

Hope someone warns this girl what she's getting into. She'd have to be completely cut off from news not to know some of his relationship history.

Pink_Palace said...

My good friend worked on a project with Tom cruise and every year he gets this scrumptious coconut cake. (the ladies on the View get the same cake.) I was not a TC fan until I heard some stories about him. If meets you and likes you, he never tends to forget you. He is just one of those actors that immerses himself in whatever role he is playing. I asked about COS and it was never an issue nor pushed on my Christian friend and his girlfriend. I never knew if I would learn anything about what went on, since TC is such a private person, but I did and it was quite refreshing! Pegging Tom as a guy in a cult who was totally over the top was my feeling for years.

Cee Kay said...

I agree completely with @Reeses. I have never understood the Tom Cruise love either. His smile was always way too big, and yet it never reaches his eyes. He's given me the creeps ever since the commercials ran for Risky Business, and I've never bothered seeing anything he's been in. I feel like the whole rest of the world is just finally catching up!

it took forever said...

So what every Religion and cult has its set of nut jobs no reason to always be on his ass i love this man from i was a kid i know he loves Scientology but does that make me want to join it , hell no!!!
Sometimes i wonder if religion really is the cause of MOST wars and human HATRED

it took forever said...

Its so ironic too that religion is supposed to be about peace and love and yet look how venomous we get when someone beliefs are totally different than the norm

Unknown said...

Will it become ironic when his next beard or wife beard is the same age as suri? Eventually this will happen. It cannot be that hard to find a 50 year old lesbian COS devotee to marry so he can continue banging his body guards..

JoElla Valenzuela Durham said...

Wait a sec.. wasn't Katie 26 also?

Someone see a pattern?

I wonder if he "love bombed" her too?

Maybe he is smarter this time around, and going for a non celeb robot wife?

The Black Cat said...

Did he dance like his character in Tropic Thunder? He went out with a restaurant manager, how George Clooney of him. Wouldn't everyone at the club recognize him? Doesn't seem quite right.
I never liked the early Tom Cruise but he did get my attention in Magnolia and I seem to enjoy his more serious roles - Vanilla Sky, Collateral - the action adventure hero is growing old on me though.

PuggleWug said...

Auntliddy, I see your point. I cracked up when you said you doubt he knows where Shelly is. I don't know why I found it funny, but I am still laughing over that.

Unknown 1 said...

I think Tom is a decent dancer, I thought he did some dancing in top gun? I can imagine him doing the white man dance, overestimating his skills and making a fool of himself. Shake it Tom! 26 is the perfect age for a girlfriend for him, old enough to be a bit of an adult to hold a conversation, but young enough to be controlled for the next ten years easily.

Unknown 1 said...

Lulu G you said it perfectly!!! Aunt Liddy, because he gives that money hungry home breaking brainwashing cult credibility and brings in other celebrities to the celebrity center, (travolta,preston,alley, ribisi, presley family, jason lee, juliette lewis)where they are forced to confess all their deepest inner dirt to be used later as blackmail. I say we should demand a thorough auditing and investigation in to the practices of the Church of Scientology!!! They are EVIL.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Rob Lowe wrote a story about Tom in his book. They showed up at a hotel in 1982 to start filming The Outsiders for Coppola, when Tom found out he had to share the room with his co-stars he was on the phone with his manager Paula Wagner and whined to her about having to share the room. Yes, even back then he was a control freak.

Jessie said...

I'm 23! I'd go on A date with Mr Cruise so I could tell y'all a story!

PuggleWug said...

Personally, I make fun of him due to his personality alone. If he were a Christian or an atheist, and still was the egomaniac he is, he would be the butt of my jokes.

PuggleWug said...

I would too, just to have funny stories to tell, Jessie! But, I am married. I'm also 26, so I would probably be too old for him.

Agent**It said...

Thankfully, no readers on CDAN support human trafficking.

Agent**It said...

Homeland Security is investigating Co$ for human trafficking. GA is revoking the license for Narconon. It's falling.

Agent**It said...

aunt liddy, Tammy Boy's best friend for 20 years has been David Miscavage, leader of Co$. Shelly is David's wife who has not been seen in public since 2006. I do think it's reasonable that Tom might have noticed her absence and said hey, Where's Shelly? And yes, I do think he knows what happened to her.

auntliddy said...

Tom wld most likely swallow any nonsense david spoon fed him as to where shelly is.

White lilly said...

@Unknown 1, Don't know why, but after I read your comment about him being a good dancer, I got "Private Dancer" stuck in my head and started to imagine him dancing with a wig a la Tina Turner and hoes and heels.

And I'd marry him. Just don't force me into CO$. I'll tell everyone they are amazing before hopping in my private jet. And me and Tommy will live happily ever after while doing each other's toe nails and watching Pretty in Pink...
Then again... I'm 30, too old, lol. Though I have people telling me I look 20, maybe that'll pass, lol