November 30, 2011
#1 - This former A list movie actor who now is lucky to find work was a big sex symbol back in the 80's and 90's. At a recent event he ditched his date to have sex in the bathroom with an old flame who has risen to C list status as the host of a reality show.
Saturday, January 07, 2012
November 30, 2011
At some point even rappers realized they were quickly running out of names and that any new ones would just be idiotic so have started using their real names. I think it really went downhill with Gucci Mane. Because The Situation became famous for referring to himself in the third person as a pronoun? noun? Situation is a noun, but The Situation would become a pronoun wouldn't it? Anyway, The Situation made all his friends pick nicknames that were also nouns that could be come pronouns. Jonathan Manfre got first pick and chose The Unit. The person who picked last got The Dishwasher. He soon left the group because he had shamed his parents with his choice. Police have indicted Jonathan who has done a remarkable job of ticking off Snooki every chance he gets. Jonathan was charged with a felony for possession of ketamine. Nothing like Special K. Oh, see, now that is a good name. You can be a drug or a diet cereal.
I think everyone had always thought that Kelsey Grammer met his new wife after he moved to New York to star on Broadway and wear women's clothes. It turns out though that he met his new wife before moving to New York. In fact he had been sleeping with her for six months before he finally got around to telling Camille. Kelsey was on Jimmy Kimmel and said that he met Kayte on a flight to London and that when he arrived they had a magical night together in the snow in London. She probably let him go through her closet and then spanked him all night while he called her mommy. To him that is magical. I don't judge. As I have always said, if it is not illegal, do what you want. I think the cheating part sucks and don't understand why you just would not break up with someone rather than cheat. Kelsey was probably trying it out first to see if it was worth millions of dollars. Apparently it was and is. Oh, and who uses magical to describe a night with someone? I would rather hear Katie Holmes say amazing every 15 seconds like a broken wind up doll than to hear magical. It is kind of pretentious. I bet the Goopster says it a lot.
Corey Feldman is out promoting his appearance on Dancing On Ice in the UK and also trying to get people interested in his upcoming book. He also plans to sell a line of one strand hair extensions that people can wear like him on the front of their face. He says that in his book he will name two of the men who molested him when he was first beginning as an actor. It is unknown if they also molested Corey Haim. Feldman says the reason Haim was so messed up was because of all the molesting by agents and managers.
Kristy McNichol gave an interview to People Magazine telling the world she is gay and providing a photo of her partner for the last 20 years. Had Kristy not come out yet? Sometimes I get confused. The problem is that when you see someone a few times and you know they are gay and you get that in your head, then down the road and they give an interview about being gay, you have to stop and wonder whether they had done something publicly before. Kristy McNichol used to be the teen crush of lots of guys and she was also the poster child of the tabloids for a long time. Honestly, if there was an internet back when she was popular, she would have been a combination Lindsay Lohan/Mischa Barton. The thing is, she could also act. I remember watching her in Empty Nest. Barely. I think though it came on right before or after Golden Girls. It also had Joe Isuzu in it. It was a spin off of Golden Girls I think so they would drop by. I do remember watching it and thinking to myself, "I can't believe I am home on a Saturday night." I am too lazy to go to IMDb, but didn't she star in Little Foxes with Jodie Foster?
Kristy decided to come out to see if she could help people who are being bullied and I think that is great. I think if people coming out can help just one person it is worth it.
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Who is Huong Hoang, or as she likes to be called Junie Hoang? Junie is the actress who sued IMDb anonymously saying when they revealed her real age they caused her to lose work. I think what caused her to lose work is that she works in movies and television that no one has ever heard of and she lives in Texas. When Junie filed her suit she implied that she was a much more well known actress than she actually turned out to be. It looks like in 2011 she worked more than 2010 and worked the same amount as 2009 so I am wondering how she was hurt by the release of her real age. Maybe that is why she did not want to release her name? To me it looks like she specializes in shows which recreate events and horror flicks. I understand why she filed the suit and I think IMDb is messed up in the way they handle the age thing. There is one actress on IMDb who I went to high school with. We graduated the same year. Somehow she is five years younger than me. I don't know if Junie can prove any damages. It looks like she is working way more than before it happened. To read the new suit, click here. I was way off on my guess who the actress was. Did anyone guess the right person?
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Über-talented and fab Jerry Rock-Butt is publicly known for being a superstar, but privately, he's known for his super moods. Most recently? Even though Jerry's life is currently all roses—professionally and romantically—those who know Mr. Rock-Butt most personally are fully aware that he's been a bit down, as of late.
Pray tell, why?
Because as he gets closer and closer to sealing the deal with his current girlfriend, only the stud's best pals know that Jerry's true heart still lies with a super hot ex girlfriend Jer came very close to marrying.
Back when Jerry and this curvy gal were a hotter-than-hot couple, Jerry's mama was incensed that her baby boy was hooking up with an older chick who wasn't so far in age from her own!
Well, maybe incensed is too strong of a word to use at first, but it sure as hell wasn't once the ex and Jer started talking marriage! Mama Rock-Butt practically hit the roof! It was only a matter of time, then, before Jerry and this more voluptuous GF of his not only stopped talking marriage, but they broke up altogether.
And the mama's boy has seriously missed his old flame ever since, particularly now that he's on the verge of marrying blah GF Chutney Jones, who when compared to the vibrant, always-horny lover from his past, gets blown right outta the water. Babes are beyond different.
And nobody knows this more than Jerry, who fears he may have lost the love of his life.
Everybody can cry now, if they want, but I say this is just karma for letting your mommy arrange your love life.
And It Ain't: Justin Theroux, Mark Walhberg, Matthew Morrison
Friday, January 06, 2012
Ashley Greene shows off how wonderfully warm and lovely it has been this week in LA.
Maddox shows off his new gun and gets
shot while Angelina Jolie cheers him on.
Ashton Kutcher breaks the law to check in on his 3pm sex appointment.
Speaking of sex, Amanda Seyfried and Peter Sarsgaard are making Lovelace. Since that guy's elbow is blocking Peter's face, here is
another for you.
Beyonce is still "pregnant."
Chris Hemsworth is looking pretty good.
Emily Blunt at the Palm Springs Film Festival.
Eva Mendes visits Ryan Gosling on his latest movie. That horse is kind of freaking me out.
Emmy Rossum is pretty good in Shameless. See, I can give a compliment when it is deserved.
Gerard Butler in London showing off his new suit and is very glad to see you.
Gina Carano at her first movie premiere and first time in the photos.
Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan were there.
Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith who could not quite get her head on straight when she got ready were also there.
Ewan McGregor was there with
Gwen Stefani and Zuma in Santa Monica.
Three parts today.
Justin Bieber and his dad trying to look cool on the beach.
Justin got a new Jesus tattoo and
has about 20 new girlfriends who follow him everywhere he goes.
Juliette Lewis is now a redhead. Kind of looks like Katey Sagal in Married With Children.
LeAnn Rimes is on vacation again. Third one in a month. In Hawaii this time.
Madonna, her boyfriend and her family heading out of Geneva after their vacation.
Also on vacation, Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough.
Simon Cowell. A lonely man on his yacht which rents for $450,000 a week. Yes, for one week.
When you have a world of writers, directors and actors at your disposal, it is pretty easy to make a really good trailer. With all the actors they could pick, how come they chose Megan Fox?
Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge are expecting a baby. US Weekly says the couple has been going out a year, but it really does not seem that long at all. It seems like only yesterday Tom was with his girlfriend and Sienna was with Jude Law. Anyway, the couple is expecting a baby and they said they have no plans to ever get married. See, Sienna just likes the married guys but does not want to actually be married to a guy. This is another one where I wonder if the relationship will last to the day the baby is born.
At the end of the reveals this week I told everyone about a blind I would reveal on my Facebook. Well, I did, but I hit the limit of friends so I will reveal it here tomorrow along with one other bonus reveal to kind of make up for the fact you could not see it on Facebook.
After writing about Casey Anthony and her dating, I thought about whether any of you have dated someone with a criminal past. I also want to know if you want to share, anything you have been arrested for or anyone in your family has been arrested for. I myself have been the subject of numerous police visits to the home of my parents. Most of these involved alleged parties that may have been occurring. I recall one time when I answered the door to my parent's house and the officer asked if there was a party going on and I said something like just a few friends were over. Right then, in the background, you can hear a guy yell, "Let's get naked in the pool!" Even the police laughed at that one.
WHICH reality star went to an anti-bullying rally in Hollywood but refused to spend any time with one of the bullied kids? What’s worse, the brunette beauty then tweeted a pic from the event and said how moved she was by her good deed!
Would you watch American Idol without Ryan Seacrest? I saw today that Ryan's deal with American Idol is almost up and that he probably will not get that same $15M a year he has been getting the past three years. They will want him to take a pay cut to stay on the show and I think they should tell him $5M a year or we will get someone in here and pay them $1M a year and they will be thrilled. Maybe it is because he is on the radio here every morning, and on E! News, but I feel like I am overwhelmed with Ryan Seacrest and whether or not I watch American Idol has nothing to do with him but rather if I am willing to make the commitment for longer than the audition rounds and spend week after week investing my time into the contestants and the show. Ryan does not play a part in that for me. I am still unsure if he would be good on Today which is where it is rumored he is heading. Right now I am leaning towards he is not a good fit. He would have been good in that Larry King slot and he is great at radio and obviously has found the golden touch when it comes to dealing with porn stars and their families for his reality shows. What do you think? Do you need Ryan on AI?
It feels like this is turning into Casey Anthony week. Yesterday was her video and today comes news that she found a boyfriend. I want you to stop and think about that for a second. How does someone in Casey's position find a boyfriend? Is she going online and under hobbies and interests listing killing children? Does she say her real name? Does she change her disguise every night? What do you talk about? How long do you have to date a killer before you can ask them about it? If you do ask them, how long much longer do you have to date them? Would you ever fully fall asleep if you spent the night with them? Would you have to take a second job to be able to afford a food taster? Would it be easier to just bring home your own food everyday? Does Casey have photos of her daughter up around the house? What do you say about them if she does? If she says that she wants to take you for a car ride and a walk in the woods do you go? How do you respond when she says that her brother/father kissed her better? Too far? Yeah, she probably would keep that one to herself.
Which B list singer that started out as a reality star is hooking up with this very big A list actor whenever the two are in the same town? The two have been having random hookups for over a year now, although they have little to no contact otherwise. If they know they’ll be at the same venue or in the same town, they’ll find a way to meet- even though both of them are in committed relationships.
You know when the parents in Toddlers & Tiaras pass out the crack to their kids? I think the woman who found out she was going to be playing The Price Is Right with Neil Patrick Harris might have had about four gallons of the stuff right before she was called up on stage. This woman is out of control as she molests not only Neil but Drew Carey too. Hey, even former fat men need some loving too. She does it all while wearing no shoes.
Well, in television they don't usually call it getting fired. Nicollette Sheridan got fired, but most people just do not have their contracts renewed. It is just a fancy way of trying to make you feel better about being unwanted and unloved because if anyone had liked you then you would have your contract renewed so it is all your fault and obviously you will never make it in this business. Maybe not that harsh. Anyway, Chelsea Clinton is on a 90 day contract with NBC and after the disaster of her first report it is very unlikely there will be another 90 day contract forthcoming. I actually think that part of the problem was that it was her first time doing any reporting or anything on television and they threw her out there on a national broadcast and said be great without doing much practice with her. Was it boring? Absolutely. Was it painful to watch? Had to pause it a few times and wanted to fast forward. Could she get better? Everyone will probably get better. Her parents are certainly not boring so she has the genes. She just might not get a chance.
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Katy Perry's parents spoke at a church yesterday and did so as Katy Perry's parents. Talk about using your daughter to get ahead. Seriously, instead of saying that Mary and Keith Hudson would be preaching, it actually said Katy Perry's parents. In their message to a crowd of over 300 people in an Ohio church they said that Katy's divorce was a gift from God because it got people talking and got those 300 people into church. Apparently God has plans to bring people into church and getting Katy divorced was one of those plans. At the end of the event, her parents sold jewelry and also passed out free samples of Katy Perry's perfume. God must be a fan of Purr.
Ahh, the cover of a Cosmopolitan Magazine. Let me tell you a little story. For many of you, you have never known a world that did not have a box on top of your television, but back in the day there was a kind of cable that came through your television without any fancy digital boxes. The problem was though that the photo was scrambled, so you kind of had to play with dial and be prepared to watch your movies sideways. You were also never quite sure if you were looking at a naked breast or the sunlight. In that scrambled kind of world, everything kind of looked the same which is where a great imagination came into play. If you did not have a great imagination you could read your mother's Cosmo. You would have thought by now that Cosmo readers would have learned everything there is to know about reaching orgasm and finding the right way to please their guy and everything a man could possibly think. I think about food and booze and how miserable this diet is making me feel. If I did not live in the basement I might think about sex, but what woman in their right mind wants to come hang out on a futon in the basement of his parent's home.
Has Drew Barrymore only been married twice? It really seems like much more. Drew is the kind of person who does not date. She is that person you know who is always in a relationship. You know, that friend who one day is going out on a first date and what seems like the next day is already talking about marriage and forever. Meanwhile, you are contemplating whether or not you will get stuck with that person your mom set you up with over the Christmas holidays. Anyway, Drew got engaged again. I am more shocked when she is with a guy and does not get engaged. I really thought she and Justin Long would get engaged. He has kind of disappeared hasn't he? While they were dating it seemed like he was in every movie and every commercial I saw on television.
For those of you who have always had a Jack Sparrow fantasy, but never thought you would get to hear Johnny Depp saying "Ahoy" while plundering you with his doubloon would happen, you may have your chance yet. According to Radar, the relationship between Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis is in trouble and headed for a split very quickly. The couple, who have never married do spend a lot of time apart as it is and I think the friction about whose career should have more importance would probably play a part in some tension. Vanessa has always wanted to have her own career and not be known simply as Johnny Depp's girlfriend.
Thanks to everyone who e-mailed me yesterday about Gwyneth Paltrow's cleanse. The Goopster has outdone herself. In the past she has talked about a cleanse that she likes to do and at first it was not the one she is highlighting this month. I believe her first mention of a cleanse was the one where you basically starve yourself for a week. That is her favorite. I think she probably does that one every other week. She realized though that when you just tell people to drink salt water there is no real money to be made from that, so she found some doctor who would be willing to throw her name on a box and charge $425 for people to starve themselves but make it look like they were not.
And you think Hollywood could not get any stranger. David Russell, the man who directed Best Picture nominee The Fighter, was working out at a gym with his nephew Nicholas Peloquin who is 19. Nicholas is in the process of becoming a woman but has not actually completed the surgery at this time. Anyway, the two were working out and the 53 year old director asked about the hormones and the breasts and the next thing you know, David is groping his niece's breasts underneath the top Peloquin was wearing. Later, Peloquin told his mom about it and at some point the police were called. No arrests were made, but The Smoking Gun did get a copy of the police report.
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Thursday, January 05, 2012
It is that time of the year and with my diet, I am going to have to keep myself to just one box. Probably will not be the new flavor which is lemon. I need to go with Samoas.
Speaking of Scouts, this is Kate Middleton when she was a Brownie.
Alex Rodriguez and his new girlfriend.
Ashley Tisdale pumping gas.
Seraphina is wearing a t-shirt with a photo of her dad, Ben Affleck. Funnier would have been a photo of Matt Damon. Funniest would have been Jennifer wearing a shirt with a photo of Matt with that said, I f**ked Matt Damon.
Brandi Glanville and her still husband eating pizza.
Britney Spears spent all day getting ready for this Twitter photo. Seriously. Like 4 hours.
So who would you rather?
While you decide, here is Daniel Craig and his wife Rachel Weisz in Madrid.