October 21, 2011
#4 & #5 & #6- All three of these people are foreign born. So, what happens when you take a B- list movie actor who is known for wanting to have sex with anyone despite his not really good looks with a B-/C+ actress who is from a well known family and has done a mix of movies which tend to be foreign and television which tends to be American? You get some wild sex on the set of their movie. Hey, neither are married so it is all good. What makes it juicy is supposedly the director likes to watch.
Saturday, March 17, 2012
October 21, 2011
October 21, 2011
#1 & #2- I don't even know why this couple even bothered to get engaged. You would know the female. Actress/model/foreign born. Oh, and getting older. She is cheating with her ex-boyfriend who is an A list actor and of course was having sex with her even while she was still married. Oh, and she is having sex with her soon to be ex-husband too. As for her boyfriend, anyone he can find at anytime.
After just the first numbers started creeping in from Friday, it was announced that Sony is already on board with making a sequel to 21 Jump Street. Yeah, because Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum will really look like high school kids two years from now. Maybe they could go undercover as teachers. The thing about this movie is that you kind of have to buy in that it is not like the television show and they just used the name to get Johnny Depp to make a cameo. The show could be really serious and this is more like Old School meets Police Academy but not as funny as either of them. It is however, the perfect role for Channing Tatum except for the role of Hans Garber: The Deaf Mute Stripper. They were going to make it back in the day with Sylvester Stallone but he he kept wanting to be healed and to be able to talk at the end.
MTV has decided to air one more season of Teen Mom 1. With Amber Portwood unable to film much and most of the others about as exciting as eating only oatmeal for 30 straight days, the next season will be the last for Teen Mom 1. What that means is they will all have to go and get real jobs, something for which none look prepared. They don't really ever work except when the show wants them looking real, and judging by how clueless most of them are, this does not bode well for their future. Most of them are just getting to that age where they can host parties at clubs, but I don't think anyone is going to get too pumped to spend Tuesday night with Catelynn from Teen Mom. Buy one get one free shots. Free cover if you have slept with your step-brother. Free drinks if he got you pregnant.
All this week there have been stories and even photos of Bobbi Kristina Brown and the guy she has always thought of as a brother making out and groping each other while reports are they are engaged. Cissy Houston seemed to confirm the engagement when she said it is incestuous and Bobbi told everyone to butt out. She then displayed an engagement ring which she took from her mother's jewelry box. So, to me all that means they are engaged. But hang on a second. Nick Gordon says they are just friends. Huh? So, the whole making out and groping each other? That is just the way everyone says hello in the family? That must be one amazing family reunion. They could have Pay Per View for that.
You know that I am a sucker for all bloopers having to do with local news reporters or anchors. My only catch is they have to be something really good. Like the one reporter who says to keep f**king your chicken. That one is probably my all time favorite. This one though from Colorado is good because she manages to swear AND get this. The report was pre-recorded so there was no reason for it to ever air but it did anyway.
Oh, in case you have never seen the f**king your chicken, here it is.
Goldie Hawn was speaking to the Evening Standard in London when she told them that Kate Hudson had married Matt Bellamy. Whoops. Goldie must have been hitting the sauce. Here is what she said. "When my daughter Kate married an English rock star it didn't worry me; all that matters is that the relationship is a good one." I wonder if they just got married and that is why the family has been together so much the past week or two. Kate and Matt have been engaged for six or seven months and have a baby, so it is not like they are exactly rushing it.
Last week on Twitter I reported that Jason Russell, a co-founder of Invisible Children was spending all of the organization's money on mistresses he was sleeping with. This had been told to me by one of the women he was sleeping with. So, yesterday when so many of you began sending me the links of him masturbating in public while also vandalizing cars and being under the influence it was not a big shocker. What I was more shocked about was the fact that he was only detained and not arrested. Huh? They took him to a medical facility. Great. I am very sympathetic to those with mental issues, however, doesn't this seem to be more of an under the influence issue? Well, whatever he was saying is obviously a get out of jail free card. This group has gone from not being known that well to having people know them all over the world in a matter of weeks. With that comes a lot of scrutiny. That can be tough.
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Friday, March 16, 2012
I have been meaning to write about this for the past two days and have forgotten each day. I almost forgot again today. This would have been way more relevant on Wednesday when AMC aired a screening of the documentary "Pray For Japan." All the proceeds from the showing were going to tsunami relief in Japan.
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I thought today would be a good day to write about a kindness. I also want to tell you that if you do not know by now, that on Saturdays I do a reveal from my archives of blinds. Also, if you have Twitter and want to follow me you can just click that button over there-------> somewhere. On Twitter, I talk more about my life and also post blind items that I don't post here.
George Clooney was arrested today outside of the Sudanese Embassy in Washington DC for standing up for human rights. Clooney was protesting the treatment of the Sudanese people, and in particular the government's refusal of food and aid to those living in the Nuba Mountains area of the country. Clooney's journalist father Nick Clooney was also arrested, as was Martin Luther King III.
It is always interesting when a politician’s child talks about their sex life, especially the child of a man who ran for President. Meghan McCain is interviewed in the new issue of Playboy. Actually interviewed, as in she does not take her clothes off. She did talk about sex a lot. She says she loves being single and dating lots of guys and that she is “strictly dickly,” and cannot get enough. Oh, and if she was gay, she would tell you. Wonder how Daddy feels about that?
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THIS semi-retired supermodel is finally ready to kick her cheating, good-for-nothing hus¬band to the curb! The still-sexy catwalk queen and mother of two has turned the other cheek for many years, but the last straw was when her hunky hubby start¬ed canoodling with one of her girlfriends! Who is she?
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Despite being caught with enough coke to be charged with intent to distribute and also pleading guilty to felony possession of coke, Brooke will not spend a day in jail and will be placed on 12 months probation. After those 12 months if she stays out of trouble then everything will disappear. If you ever get arrested, I think the place to do so is Aspen. Mueller used the same attorney that got Charlie off for holding a knife to her throat. Nice to know they keep it all in the family.
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This A list actor, probably one of the biggest names in the biz, has an unusual hobby. He loves to attend drum circles in his local town. He goes at least monthly, if not more and loves hanging out with the people and enjoying the music and the community.
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Happy Friday, sexy Awful readers! Before you go off and do all those naughty things you have planned for the weekend (and I know you’re going to be up to no good), let me introduce you to pretty and pure Billy Bend-Over.
He’s got rosy cheeks, luscious locks and a bubble butt to boot—all the perfect makings of a movie star, no? Especially with his "aw, shucks" 'tude that America loves. But Bill has a little secret about how he got to the top…
By getting on bottom! We’ll get to that in one sec though.
See, Billy is no stranger to gay rumors. Homolicious rumors have followed him during his time in the limelight (which big-screen star worth his box office hasn’t had his sexuality questioned?), but the thing is…
Billy is straight. Or so say his pals.
But that never stopped Billy from doing whatever he needed to do to land a role. You didn’t think casting couch biz was exclusively for gals like Portia Vajazzle and Bernadine Couch-Butt, did ya?
Nope! Billy’s toosh is quite cozy with those par-tick couches. Or beds. Or wherever it may be that he needs to perform certain, uh, “auditions” to prove exactly how much he wants a role.
Like he did to land his most iconic big-screen role, when he bedded the director—who was very much a man—to score the gig.
Wonder if it was worth it. And I wonder if it’d be worth it if his fans found out…or worse, his significant other, future 2.5 kiddos and that picket friggin’ fence he so cherishes.
AND IT AIN’T: Peter Facinelli, Alex Pettyfer, Jon Hamm
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In an interview about the abstinence of Ali Landry while dating her current husband she said something I never saw before. She actually tapped Mario Lopez’s phone while they were married and within hours of doing it she was receiving phone calls from other women who he was cheating with. She says that he has never apologized and to this day insists he never cheated.
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On Wednesday night, Gallagher was set to perform when he suffered a heart attack. The attack was so severe that doctors had to place in him a coma so that he can recover. His condition is guarded, but good. I remember back in the day he seemed to be the only stand up comedian who ever had his own cable special. Who knew that smashing watermelons was so popular. Not popular if you just do it to random strangers on the street. Just saying.
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Thursday, March 15, 2012
Ashley Greene filming her new show.
Zahara makes fun of the paps and
Shiloh is not be left out. Angelina is actually laughing.
Brooke Burke shows off her new exercise program. Probably wants to sell it to us. It could also be the prelude to a Charlie's Angels pose.
Drew Barrymore and her guy in Paris.
Deryck Whibley's new girlfriend is about three feet taller than him.
Fergie waves to???
George Clooney testifying in front of Congress.
The Hemsworth brothers in London at the Hunger Games premiere there.
Jason Bateman and his daughter at Disneyland.
Joe Jonas gets loved on by some Victoria's Secret models.
Charlize Theron and Katie Holmes at a Hollywood Reporter party.
Karl Lagerfeld says this is the first time in his life he went to a grocery store. Huh?
Eat something Kate Middleton.
Lindsay Lohan on her way to the morgue. She denies she hit anyone with her car.
Matthew M and Camilla Alves. If you have not seen Matthew on Eastbound & Down you need to. Funny.
Jack Black also made an appearance, but not in the show, at the premiere.
Three parts today.
The amazing Alison Brie was there. Not sure about the Wednesday Adamms dress.
Vincent Kartheiser even dressed up.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban and the family head out on another trip.
Robbie Williams shows his feelings about people calling him fat.
Selma Blair walking the streets of LA.
Apparently this new Selena Gomez/Vanessa Hudgens movie requires very little in the way of wardrobe.
Yesterday the internet was buzzing, barely, but it was buzzing because who really gets excited about Jennifer Lopez wedding rumors, it is like Jennifer Aniston having a baby. Meh. So, anyway, Roberto Cavalli supposedly Tweeted he was making a dress for Jennifer's wedding. Turns out his Twitter was hacked and the messages came out and the next thing you know Casper is getting excited and thinking he is about to make bank as Jennifer' s husband. Sorry, Casper. Don't throw away those In-N-Out applications just yet. Jennifer went on her new website and said the rumors are not true. She also told Casper to stop playing video games and to go wash her car.
There is an actor that is still working today and will always be a B lister because of his acting talent, although he had a very long absence because of these two incidents. No one would hire the Academy Award winner/nominee despite his pedigree because of what he did. Apparently time heals a lot of wounds but when you do what he did, it takes a long time and forgiveness from the two women involved.
Back at the height of his fame which was not that long ago, he met up with this very underage teen who had just hit it big and was partying up a storm. When I say teen, I mean barely a teen, but still the biggest story out there. She was a wild child and was not above getting wasted out of her mind. Frequently. Daily even. No family who cared so she was on her own and this actor took advantage of that and had sex with her. She had sex previously but it was with guys just a little older than her, not a guy in his 30's/40's. He did it more than once. In fact he moved her in with him for about a month and then she got pregnant and he kicked her out and sent her back home to her family. What to do? The family sent her to get an abortion and also to rehab. Nothing really happened to the actor at that time. Later though he got into more trouble.
The actor was involved with a woman who is also an actress and is a good solid B-/C+ to this day. Talented. She is very talented. They had a consensual relationship, although any relationship with this actor was always fraught with verbal and physical abuse. He beat her and yelled at her. She too got pregnant and wanted her to have an abortion. She refused. He would beat her on a daily basis to get her to change her mind. She refused. So, he beat her some more until finally one day she lost the baby. Two days later she was gone and so were his job prospects. Both actresses had powerful friends and this A lister who was on the top of his game just faded away almost instantly.
This was asked Mindy Kaling yesterday and thought it was a good question. Would you rather be shown in your underwear on national television or wear the same outfit everyday for a month without washing it? She chose the underwear. What about you?
WHICH actress/single mom, who’s never revealed the identity of her baby daddy, is currently in an abusive relationship with a new guy? The unlucky-in-love star was in tears during a girls-only lunch after receiving a barrage of vicious texts from Mr. Wrong!
I have to admit that I had no clue Charlize Theron was in the process of adopting a baby. When she released the statement she had adopted a boy and named him Jackson, I think a lot of people were surprised. She had always wanted kids with her ex but it just never happened. She was busy, then he did not want any, and it just never happened. Since then, her dating luck has not been great so she just handled things on her own which is great and I think she will make a great mother.
Bobbi Kristina Brown is not just dating her "brother" but she is also engaged to him as in they are going to get married. This is twisted. I know they are not related, but even Whitney's mom is calling the relationship incestuous and it really is and is not. They are not related, but Woody Allen and his wife were not related but we all think it is freaky that he basically married his daughter because it is freaky. It is just not accepted. If Bobbi Kristina keeps doing crazy things though it will give us someone to watch other than Lindsay Lohan, so maybe that is a good thing.
This celebrity couple have been living together for the last three years. They’ve become more like roommates, rather than lovers. He demands half the rent each month from her and they now sleep in separate rooms. The arrangement seems to work well for both, since they reportedly have no plans to change.
Jeremy Renner's 8 month old dog died over the weekend at a baseball game. The dog had been running around and got overheated and no one noticed until the dog started to vomit and and convulse. The dog, who was being watched by Renner's business partner died while Renner's friend went to go get a snack. Umm, as in the dog was vomiting and he went to get a snack or he was gone so long that the dog vomited, convulsed, and died after resuscitation by strangers where he died? Someone needs to really take a closer look at these chain of events. It seems pretty heartless to leave a sick dog so you can get a snack.
Kirsten Dunst had a decent year last year, but she is not A list. She is a nice B list actress and she can have some diva behaviors but what she displayed the other night should not be allowed. According to the NY Post, Kirsten was at Chateau Marmont for a big party featuring celebrities bigger than her, but when she rode the elevator she had security block it so no one could ride up or down the elevator with her. Guests were informed that Ms. Dunst was using the elevator so they would have to wait. Well those are some guests who probably will never buy a movie ticket for Kirsten Dunst again. This is like Mariah diva stuff, not an actress who could lose out on a role to 100 women who look just like her and are as good.
Adam Dell has won his court battle in New York and has now been legally recognized as the father of Krishna. Krishna's last name will now be Lakshmi-Dell. He had been seeking full custody of Krishna and did win lots of extra visitation with his daughter. I can't imagine how much Padma and this guy hate each other and she has come out publicly and said that she hoped he was not the father. She did not even put his name on the birth certificate because she hates him so much. This child is going to grow up in the middle of this? Lovely.
After complaining she has the habit of never getting a second date, Kelly Clarkson has finally found someone to go out with more than once. Last week, Kelly told a radio station that she has a new boyfriend but would not reveal who the guy was. Now we know. Apparently it is Reba McEntire's step son, Brandon Blackstock. Reba and Narvel have been married for so long that I forgot they each had been married before but now remember it was kind of a scandal when they got married. Anyway, Kelly is amazing and I hope this works out for her.