Yeah, like whoever got this didn't film it straight from the movie theater screen. What I worry about is that it was a trailer before The Dictator so did this person also film The Dictator?
Of course the studio could have done it like this to make us all feel special. Plus they thought no one would see The Dictator and wanted to get the trailer out.
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Yeah, like whoever got this didn't film it straight from the movie theater screen. What I worry about is that it was a trailer before The Dictator so did this person also film The Dictator?
Remember the time that Lindsay Lohan said she doesn't party anymore and likes to stay at home. No, not that time. The other time. No the time before the one you are thinking of. No, no, the one before the one before the one you are thinking of. Yeah, the time after the hit and run. No, no, the time before the klepto thing. Yeah. exactly. So, she is pretty serious about this no partying thing. Except when she isn't. Like the other night when she and Paris Hilton partied all night and Lindsay (above) showed Brandon Davis her firecrotch in between making out with Samantha Ronson. I had forgot about that nickname. That was back in the golden days of the love triangle between Lindsay, Paris and Britney. Remember that? That was right before Britney did her pink wig and shave the hair off thing. That was a golden age of tabloid then. There was not even such a thing as Kim Kardashian. Whitney was still on drugs and alive. Michael Jackson was still alive. Good times.
Apparently Will Smith is not a big fan of male reporters from the Ukraine trying to kiss him on the lips. Now, if he had been from Switzerland, then that would have been different. I guess something about the Ukraine really bugs Will. Anyway, if you watch the really quick video you will see the reporter go in for the kiss and Will turns away. You know that turn away. Guys know it all too well. You go in for the kiss thinking that your booze and anchovy breath is a huge turn on to your date and are shocked when they turn away. I think that is why they were turning away. Come to think of it though, I never heard back from most of those dates. I do know that after they turn away I would never slap them. Will, on the other hand. He is a slapper. I think the slap thing was a little uncalled for. Just walk away.
Before I started watching American idol 3/4 of the way through the season I thought Phillip Phillips was a men's Wilson Phillips tribute band. So, call me shocked when I didn't hear Hold On when I heard Phillip sing. Apparently Phillip is desperately sick. His doctor told him he needs surgery immediately and he is lucky he has made it this far without having surgery. The type of surgery that Phillip needs requires a 6 week recovery period which he obviously can't do because of the show and finale. As soon as it is over though and before the tour, Phillip is going under the knife.
Brad Womack has always been kind of a tool. Not just kind of, lets face it. He is a tool. When asked if he was going to watch the new season of The Bachelorette because the woman he proposed to, Emily Maynard is the star of the show now. Brad said he has no plans in watching the show and that he dodged a bullet when he got out of that relationship. Yeah, because he was cheating on her and she probably wanted to shoot him. I am pretty disturbed with the whole bachelor thing and how the producers are really overdoing the manipulation thing. It isn't rigged, but they are bringing in people who are clearly going on record saying they have girlfriends but the producers want them on the show because they are hoping to trigger fights or a breakdown from Emily. When someone fully admits they have a girlfriend and have no plans to ever get married to Emily, then why would they bring them on the show. It is kind of deceitful, but the average viewer never knows because they don't read tabloids.
You never know what will turn yup when you become famous. Naya Rivera from Glee was probably hoping this video of her performing on Spike's show Amateur Pole Dance Off would not ever be aired or associated with her. Well, it is, and Naya wanted to win so bad that she got topless for the judges. Well, it was probably for her craft. She is pretty good on this pole and I wonder if perhaps she didn't have some other experience somewhere that is going to come to light.
This is probably one of my favorite stories in the past few months. It absolutely blows my mind and can't believe this has not been aired as some very special Jerry Springer. There is a man in Tennessee who has fathered 30 children. The man is 33 years old. He has fathered children with 11 different women so many of these women have decided the guy, who makes minimum wage is some kind of catch and are willing to make more babies with him. His oldest child is 14. In two separate years he fathered four children. This means he has fathered 29 children in 13 years. So, approximately two babies a year since then. In 2009 he was hauled into court because he had not been paying child support. He told the judge he was finished having babies at that time. Since that 2009 court appearance he has fathered 9 more children. So, he is upping his productivity. He currently pays child support that is as low as $1.49 a month. Yes, you read that right. Guess who pays to take care of the rest. The state of course. Well, even though he is only paying $1.49 to some of the women, Desmond Hatchett is asking the court to lower his child support payments because he can't afford to live. The state takes half his paycheck and divides it out. Here is what I suggest. He go get himself a vasectomy and another job. He only works one job so that way he will have time to make more babies. If I am the judge I tell him to find a way to live on a half a paycheck because even though the state can't order him to stop having kids, they sure can try to make sure he pays as much as possible and not let him off the hook.
Posted by ent lawyer at 9:15 AM
For the past few months Tara Reid seemed to be getting her groove back on again. I miss that saying. It was so popular when Stella Got Her Groove Back came out, but then it just kind of went away. I think it is a better expression than mojo. Maybe groove is a female thing and mojo is a guy thing? Anyway, while doing press for that American Reunion movie she was pretty good. Cannes started though. Tara in Cannes makes the liquor distributors go wild and the guys with money go even wilder. Tara is one for one so far in the few days that Cannes has been open. She showed up sober alone and left drunk with a rich jeweler and his girlfriend who were looking for a friend.
Friday, May 18, 2012
Cory Monteith and Lea Michele suck face at a hockey game.
Is anyone else creeped out by the fact that Chloe Moretz seems to really love holding her brother's hand.
Umm, Princess Anne, I don't think that the airline is going to let you get that flame through security.
Meanwhile, Harry and William talk about the time they saw Anne naked.
Apparently this man is a cheater and his wife is giving away all his stuff.
Hilary Duff headed to another workout.
Yeah, the guy taking a photo of Justin Bieber with his iPad doesn't look like an idiot.
Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany touch down in Nice.
Jonah Hill has started hitting the all you can eat lines again.
Suddenly Diane Kruger has breasts. Joshua Jackson doesn't even seem to notice.
Melissa George has them too and wants everyone to see.
Naomi Watts has been looking amazing the past few weeks.
Jada Pinkett Smith really must want a part in the new Star Trek movie. Either that or she is a huge Grace Jones fan.
Alec Baldwin tells a joke. No one laughs but him.
Shailene Woodley and Jessica Chastain
Jane Fonda gets on the optical illusion dress train.
Eva Longoria in another great dress.
Three parts today.
Kristin Cavallari is drinking something green. Looks way too healthy for me.
The good times continue.
You know LeAnn Rimes wanted to put a photo of Brandi Glanville on that.
Nikki Reed, her husband, their dogs and a 4 hour lunch. A typical Thursday when you don't really have a real job.
Rihanna thought it was a pool party. Turns out it was black tie.
Sacha Baron Cohen not dressed as The Dictator. This is like seeing Lady GaGa without makeup.
Sharon Stone gets her Tarot cards read. Turns out there will not be a Basic Instinct 5.
If John Carter had made a buck, Taylor Kitsch could have hired someone to carry his bags.
Hello Winnie Cooper.
If sometimes trampy, always crafty Veronica Bee-Stings can find love, then we all can, right?!
That's what Awful Truth's broken hearted club is hoping, at least. Because we recently caught wind that our dear VBS—who never met a husband she couldn't steal or a lie she wouldn't tell—isn't just hooking up with her current beefcake B-Lister.
Nope, Ronnie has been bitten by the love bug. And how!
"She's telling everyone she knows that she's in love," a close pal of Veronica's dishes about the surgically enhanced starlet and her boy toy of the moment, who (if you believe Ms. Bee-Stings) might be "the one."
How trés romantic, no?! Sounds like someone's ready to get wifed up!
Actually, on second thought, that's not saying much, as Veronica has always been known to fall hard and fast for the many men in her life. At least that's what she wants you to believe...she values the paparazzi pictures of her and her famous beaus far more than any TLC they give her.
That is, until now.
"She's changed her ways. Really!" her friend promises. "She's not interested in setting up tabloid pictures or flaunting him on the red carpet. She actually likes spending time with him. It helps that he's crazy about her too."
All her ways except one.
We have a feeling she isn't exactly revealing her nasty secrets to this dude either, ya know, in case her rather risqué past makes him want to cut and run.
So instead she'll keep those sexy skeletons buried in the back of her closet, behind all those Hervé mini-dresses and designer pumps.
AND IT AIN'T: Katy Perry, Charlize Theron, Lea Michele
Did you watch the finale of Grey's Anatomy? Well, if you did you are probably in a little bit of shock and Shonda Rhimes feels your pain and talked about it on her blog.
Okay. Callie said it best tonight: Life changes in an instant. Turns on a dime.
This finale was incredibly hard to write. I did not enjoy it. It made me sick and it made me sad. We end the season not knowing ANYTHING about the future. Except for two things. We know we are definitely saying goodbye to two of my favorite people: Chyler Leigh (Lexie) and Kim Raver (Teddy).
I know this season’s finale had some surprises for viewers and the exit of Kim Raver was one of the big ones. But Kim’s series option was up and she was ready to give Teddy Altman a much-needed vacation. It’s been a pleasure working with someone as talented and funny and kind as Kim; everyone is going to miss her terribly. I like to imagine that Teddy is still out there in the Grey’s Anatomy universe, running Army Medical Command and building a new life.
I love Chyler and I love the character of Lexie Grey. She was an important member of my Grey's family. This was not an easy decision. But it was a decision that Chyler and I came to together. We had a lot of thoughtful discussion about it and ultimately we both decided this was the right time for her character's journey to end. As far as I'm concerned Chyler will always remain a part of the Shondaland family and I can't wait to work with her again in the future.
I'd write more but I'm honestly too sad. I don't like life changing in an instant and turning on a dime.
Thanks for watching Season Eight. We are, as always, grateful that you joined us for the ride.
It is Friday so it is announcement time. Unless of course you are in Australia right now and then it is Saturday afternoon and you can already see Sunday and the next work week on the horizon. Sorry. Speaking of Sunday's, I really liked posting all your links and commenting on them last Sunday so make sure if you see something interesting during the week to e-mail it my way and if I don't use it during the week, you can bet I will on Sundays. On Saturdays I reveal a blind item. I have one in mind for tomorrow, but it is going way way back so need to try and find it. Now you know how I will be spending my Friday night. It works best when I do it drunk. Please follow me on Twitter. The follow me thing is over there ----------> I think. Doing some remodeling so it may have been moved. On twitter I talk about a lot of stuff that is not always on the site and also have extra blind items.
I don't know what the CW is going to do next year when they lose their one decent hit show. They might just fold up their network and call it a day. or they might just turn it over to the Kardashians. The sad reality is their show gets as many viewers as Gossip Girl. Just 11 more episodes of the show were ordered by the CW and Blake Lively is not really going to be in that many of them. When asked who he would like to see revealed as the Gossip Girl, Chace Crawford said he would love for it to be Ed Westwick. See, now that is a brilliant piece of writing there. That would be great. Not going to happen, but great. It is amazing that the actors on the show have made it so big considering how few people really watch the show. That being said, when the original 90210 went off the air and The OC, people thought all those actors would be huge stars for years to come too.
That was fast. Sean Penn only managed to convince Petra Nemcova to start dating him again a couple of weeks ago and once she waded through his sea of hookers and said yes, the next thing you know they are hosting a party together in Cannes. It is all for Haiti and charities though so Sean will be paying hookers double tomorrow night. For her part, I'm not sure what Petra sees in the guy or why after dating back in 2008 she felt the need to give his chain smoking, weathered, cheating self another shot.
It has been awhile since I have posted photos of Princess Letizia on the site because it just was not getting me anywhere. I figured that someday she would see them and my love for her and leave the future King of Spain for me. Turns out that I picked the wrong member of the royal family. According to Vanity Fair- Spain, the King Of Spain has been cheating on his wife with the woman above. The woman above has a really long name so I am only going to write it once. Corinna zu Sayn Wittgenstein. She is also a princess through her second husband. Apparently Corinna has now fled Spain as details have emerged how she and the King like to take trips together and don't exactly sleep in separate bedrooms. The King is 74 and Corinna is 46. This has been going on for almost a decade, but is just now becoming public. I don't really like the King or Corinna and not just because of the cheating. They both have participated in elephant hunts and killed them. Why?
Posted by ent lawyer at 8:30 AM
Mary Kennedy's family are not being quiet about who they think is to blame for the death of Mary. They blame Robert F Kennedy Jr. and say that he was concerned way more for his celebrity relationship with Cheryl Hines then Mary's well being. They say the constant restraining orders he filed and constant picking on Mary in an attempt to make her life miserable was the reason she ultimately decided to kill herself.
Posted by ent lawyer at 8:00 AM
If you believe Radar, and I tend to, they say that Tatum O'Neal is still addicted to prescription drugs and that no one in her family will see her. It is true that she did not see her kids on Mother's Day and I get the feeling that it is because Tatum is still trying to deal with some sobriety issues. Meanwhile she and her brother are trashing the book Ryan O'Neal wrote and say it is more a work of fiction than the truth. Did they really think he was going to say bad things about himself? The guy who was seeing what he could take from Farrah's house for his won use while she was dying in the next room. This is the guy who you thought would make himself look bad? Tatum has gone through a lifetime of addiction and I'm actually shocked she is still alive. Can you see Lindsay Lohan like this 20 years from now? I can. I could also see her dad hitting on her too.
I always thought Brooke Hogan should be a wrestler. Look at Brooke and then look at Stacy Keibler. You don't think Brooke could kick Stacy all over the ring. Yeah, you forgot Stacy was a wrestler before she went on DWTS and snagged George Clooney for six more months. Anyway, Brooke is not going to be a wrestler, so for those of you who find her attractive and wanted to sign up for some donation where you could wrestle her with oil for three minutes for charity you are out of luck. Her dad will do anything for money so you might have a shot there. Put on a blonde wig and call him daddy and he might give you bonus time.
It has been less than four years since Vince Li sat on a Greyhound bus with a man he had never met and decided to not only behead the guy but also eat him. All while the other passengers were on the bus. Well, a judge decided that Vince was not criminally responsible for his actions because he was insane. Apparently he is not that insane though because he convinced some board in Canada that he is well enough to leave the hospital and take short trips into Selkirk, Manitoba and see who looks appetizing there. Yes, he will be escorted when he is wandering the town, but by just one person. That person could be lunch while Vince scours the town looking for dinner. If he is well enough to go to town when will he be well enough to go to jail?
No word on whether Jenny McCarthy is just going to pose for Playboy or get on the mansion assembly line for one more go with Hugh Hefner. Really? You thought she maybe didn't have to go through that process? She just made Playmate Of The Year because of her hobbies and list of turn ons and turn offs? That was so long ago though and now Jenny has her very own Chicago Bear to keep her warm at night. Jenny announced that she is posing for Playboy to mark her 40th birthday and it will be the first time she has got naked for the magazine in a long time and it has been almost 20 years since she was named Playmate Of The Year. The magazine is also giving her the cover and is thankful she has made the magazine relevant and a topic of conversation for the first time in months.
CNN just was not good enough for Larry King so he has moved on. His new gig is so much better because instead of reaching the entire planet on the world's largest cable network he is spending 30 minutes a night doing a talk show for some thing called Ora.TV. Yep, Larry is streaming beginning next month. So if you are fan of Larry King then it is time to go to dinner at 2pm and tell your grandkids to spring for something quicker than dial-up because Larry will be on about 5p. He insisted. Turns out he can't make it to 8pm anymore to do the show unless he has a really long nap.
With Accuser #2 fully on board the Gloria Allred bandwagon, you would think the news about John Travolta would grow quieter. Nope. It actually got louder. Apparently John Travolta was totally willing to risk a long time friendship with someone to get a little quickie. According to the former fiancee of the late actor, John Travolta once tried to grope and have oral sex with Jeff Conaway while the actor was sleeping. Conaway did not appreciate that and never spoke to Travolta again.
Meanwhile, it turns out that not every masseur wants to accuse John Travolta of sexual assault or battery. One said that when he gave John Travolta a massage they barely even did much of a massage before they wound up in bed together. He says that John is great at sex and that he wishes they had done it more frequently. As soon as John reads that, don't worry, he will be on the phone and you can be his nooner and his 3pm.
It's obvious there are way too many people for all of these to be fake or made up and they are not going to go away. Now that you have guys who are also opening up and talking about the gay sex they had with Travolta, there must be more who will also come out whether they will give away their story or sell it.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Chuck Brown - RIP
Beyonce meets the cast of Ghost. No makeup. Did you feel that? I think the world stopped spinning there for a second.
Stop me if you have heard this one before. Betty White rides into a bar on a pony with two male strippers.
50 Cent is in the hospital and these animals are what they have removed so far.
Best photo of the day. Halle Berry and her daughter.
Jason Biggs does his version of the Time cover with his wife. I believe he does actually have naked breast in his mouth.
Ke$ha actually looks normal. Shocker.
Kanye's Sold My Soul To The Devil 2012 World Tour continues in London.