Saturday, September 22, 2012
This D list actress with A list name recognition says she is giving up acting because producers are making her audition and it is just too much work. She doesn't understand why her name does not get her more roles. She doesn't understand why she is not a big star and getting leads in movies. For now, she says that she will wait for people to call and to realize her extraordinary acting ability.
May 4, 2007
1. So this celebutante made a Top 100 Sexy List. She was thrilled. She carried around the list for everyone to see. She told her agent that she wants more money for appearance fees now AND that she is entitled to more money than anyone on the list beneath her. When her agent said that was not going to happen, she screamed into her cell phone, "BUT I'M SEXIER THAN THEM." So you say, and now everyone at that Starbucks knows you think so also.
May 1, 2007
So you ever had an ex that just kept coming back and coming back? This older, not aging, but good looking B list actress on a hit network show (years wise but maybe not popularity wise) has just that problem. Who knows why she was with the guy (actor/jackass/whiner) in the first place, but it was a long time ago. Over the years he has been back for money and favors. Money mostly. She really did not start getting BIG money until a few years ago. When she got her show, here came the ex. He always needed money for something. Always had a new project in the works and would pay her back. They had no baby connection or anything to keep them in touch but he did. Even when he was in a relationship, he would always be there and always making promises. Well recently, our actress ran into some money problems of our own and called her ex. He had a new thing going now and this should be payback time. When she called he told her to never call again and that he had nothing to say. He said the money she gave him was a gift and if she thought it was a loan, then she was even more stupid than he remembered. Now he was back on top and was going to stay there while she would go right back to the bottom where she belonged. Touching isn't it?
Vanessa Marcil/Corey Feldman
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Which A+ list female singer was caught backstage at a show this week with a male backup dancer down on his knees between her legs. The singer didn't even care and told the person, "Honey, he might be gay, but he still has a tongue and he knows how to use it."
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Friday, September 21, 2012
Blake Lively was supposed to be on the top, but somehow it all got messed up and Giovanni Ribsi got on top. Can you tell he and his wife are in their honeymoon phase?
AnnaLynne McCord looks really good here as she does a Jolie. On purpose.
Shia LaBeouf meets the co-star he is going to have real sex with repeatedly over the next month. Hope he showers.
Friday today so announcement time. Same announcements as usual. I will be blogging all weekend and will have a reveal or two tomorrow. Please follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer.
This couple was A list. They were everywhere. Every tabloid always had photos of them. They always seemed like an odd pair, but they were together for a very long time. She at the time was an A list actress. Every movie it seemed like mentioned her name as someone who might be in it, and she made five or six movies a year. He was A list too. A different kind of A list though. Most people say he used her. He used her knowledge and her contacts. He used her when he wanted sex which was not often. It is why he likes his current lady friend so much. She is happy with once every two months, just like our A lister. Our A list actress is a bit more sexual. OK, a lot more sexual and has never been shy about it. She always thought it was something she was doing wrong. She finally realized that she was being used, but she was not one to break up with someone. She wanted everything to work out. She was in love and thought she could change him. Then she met another A lister. He used her too, but she was ok with it because he gave her lots of sex. Tons of it. From within the first 30 minutes they met they had sex. He had always had strippers and escorts, but this was an actress. Someone he had seen at the movies. The guy was thrilled and it showed. He didn't like being the other guy though. Our actress could not force herself to tell her boyfriend about the new guy. So, they went on with their daily lives until one day the new A lister in our actresses' life was on a golf course and flat out told the boyfriend what he was doing to his girlfriend. 10 minutes later the relationship was over and our actress was with the guy she thought she was going to be with forever. Well, things change.
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress is set to be the next beard for this former A list actor who is now a solid B who has been flailing around for awhile without a steady beard. Our actress, who is known for her acting, but not much else, wants a taste of fame she has not had yet. She wants covers of tabloids and a new level of marketability and is willing to be a beard. It is not like she dates a lot anyway.
You have to watch this. I think Lifetime made a brilliant decision in only allowing Lindsay to have three seconds of talking in the promo, but it is probably three seconds too much. The first clip of her voice is some kind of affected British accent that Madonna does and then later she does her Mean Girls voice so, yeah, she was all over the place. This will be the most atrocious made for tv movie ever and will make Tori Spelling look like Dame Judi Dench.
How did this barely (and some question was whether she was when this first started) legal A list model get her first acting gig? She has become the personal sex toy of this A list director. Even though the movie has started shooting, she still has to have sex with him all the time. He says that she is his until the film has been cut for the final time. He also says that if she does not do a good job keeping him happy then all the sex will have been wasted because he will make sure her scenes are cut and never seen.
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Which troubled actress who used to be B list when she is a Tween but is probably more famous now than she ever was as an actress has been calling random people in her phone and asking them if they want to come over and have sex. Straight out asking them. No beating around the bush. Just come over right then if you want to have sex with her. She says it a little more crudely, but the point is made. The thing is she is calling every guy in her phone regardless of whether they were a boyfriend or if they are married or if they are old or young. The four people I spoke to all turned her down. She is getting yesses, but not as many as you think.
WHAT aging British rock star’s gorgeous daughter is getting a hotter reputation in Hollywood as a homewrecker than as a talented actress? The 20-something starlet is dating a married production assistant she met on her latest film.
OK, I am creeped out. Not just because of these photos which show teen boys and girls being forced to lick whipped cream off some Polish priest's knees, but because the school posted the photos on their own website and are proud of them. They say it is a long standing tradition that shows humility and that no one has ever complained until this year. Well, I am complaining. Some old guy is using his position as a priest to get his rocks off by having teens lick his knees. He has never invited them back to his place to lick other places?
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I have watched this video way too much. Now everyone in life will appear blurry and hidden for their protection. The NYPD did such a good job of blurring everything that it is tough to see whether Lindsay Lohan hit someone or not. I will go with she hit someone, but that since he is sprinting after her car that he was not hurt as badly as he claimed.
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Thursday, September 20, 2012
Bar Refaeli calls this a sunburn. I call it 2am after the bars close.