I would like to be rich enough to have Jimmy Fallon do his show from my basement. (Thanks Meg)
Saturday, October 06, 2012
It is that time again, where readers share with all of us, their latest treasures from various dating websites. This letter comes from a doctor, who explained to our reader all about his open marriage. Could someone explain to me what a MOT is? I'm assuming it is not some apple juice religion because that would be Motts.
Hi there, Hope this finds you well - I'll admit I was a little nervous emailing you but taking the plunge her I guess. My name is David, I'm 34 years old (I hope the age difference isn't too much) - I'm professionally educated and gainfully employed - I'm actually a doc - but not an ego centric kind - (I majored in sociology in college and therefore was able to retain an inner core of decency and humanity within me that they weren't able to strip away in medical school). I was out on the east coast for 8 years for college/med school and came home to Detroit for training and now work. As you will no doubt read my profile - let me take a moment update/explain. My wife and I are in an open marriage. We're good friends - roommates more or less. Our marriage was great on paper - in reality there we just weren't compatible for various reasons. 2 years ago we decided on this route knowing it would be a slippery slope which we have slid down to the point that we are getting divorced. We remain good friends and I'm confidant it will be amicable. She has had a serious boyfriend for the last 8 months - and while my work schedule is a bit more demanding, I have had the opportunity to date here and there - but it is a little harder to be a married guy trying to meet girls than a married gal trying to do the same - just the way it is I guess. Anyways - I love to travel - in an ideal world I'd love to find a fun travel companion. I get 9 weeks of vacation a year - my wife hates to travel - one of the reasons of many we just didn't gel. I like to think I'm fun, easy going and laid back - but we all have our idiosyncrasies right? I promise I"m 'normal' - my wife is on sites and i've seen some of the messages she receives and it's insane! I apologize that my face photo is not on my profile, but I promise to send you one should your interest be there. It's just that very few of our friends and family are aware of our situation and for discretion I don't have my face pic on my profile. I'm also an MOT (thought not super observant) - hence the small nervousness given the small community etc.. If you give me an email address I'll happily oblige with a photo. In any event, hope you're fall is off to a good start. This is my favorite time of the year! Warm Regards David
July 24, 2007
#1 This married NBA player who has been mentioned previously in this space was seen having drinks alone with this famous for being famous "movie star." I'm sure the reason they left together was so she could give him some tips on his game.
#2 What B- actor but with A name recognition is trying to get back together with his ex who is an A list actress, not because he really cares for her, but because he needs her help to land a new film role. If he brings her along then it could be his ticket to A list money and fame for his work, and not just for being with his ex. So far, she has turned him down cold and his career is stuck.
#3 This degenerate record producer who gets lucky way more than he should walks out on dates if they don't think they are going to put out. He usually does this maneuver AFTER eating and drinking, leaving them with the tab. One recent tab was almost $1000. The girl had to call her parents who gave the restaurant a credit card over the phone.
#1 - Kobe Bryant/Kim Kardashian
#2 - Ryan Phillippe/ Reese Witherspoon
#3 - Scott Storch
What former B+ list celebrity and now a fading C with big hair issues had his son go up to women and hit on them for the fading C lister. If they were interested in the C lister, the son would get their name and number. The pickings were slim, but the C lister says his wife won't sleep with him and is thinking of leaving him. Shocker. But, if he were to pick up women on his own it would look bad. Plus, he is old and creepy. That last part is mine, not his. But he is old and creepy.
This model is recently married. In the modeling world, I would say she is a B. People just know her because of her funny name, it is not like she stands out. Anyway, she is so over being married. Can't stand it. She told a friend the other day that she feels suffocated being married to her B list actor husband and that he won't even let her go to the bathroom alone because he can't bear to be without her. She keeps hoping he will loosen up the reins, but it is driving her insane. She wakes up to find him looking at her while she is sleeping. He plans their entire days every day so they can spend even more time together. She has snapped at him a couple of times but looks so wounded when she does that she backs down. She says she is starting to lose her hair and get an ulcer and would love to stand outside and scream but he would be holding her even then.
What happens when the C list actress when it comes to quality, but A+ list when it comes to name recognition tries to talk acting with two A+ listers who are two incredibly talented actresses. They smile pleasantly and then talk about her behind her back and laugh and laugh. "The only reason she is even here is because of her boyfriend who they hoped would come (A list celebrity/B list actor) and because so many others said they would be in Paris."
Friday, October 05, 2012
Vacation reunion? Top spot. Guaranteed.
Is it just me or has Jennifer Garner been looking amazing lately? She was at the premiere of
Three parts today.
Long time no see Lisa Rinna.
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:30 AM
It's Friday Friday. Not just regular Friday, but Friday Friday. Now I want Pizza Pizza. Three day weekend for those of you with government jobs or in the education industry or who work in a bank. Columbus Day is not the premiere holiday of the year. Hopefully you get it off. I will be here of course. For my Canadian friends it is your Thanksgiving Day weekend so I hope you and yours have a wonderful time and get stuffed on turkey and other goodies while spending some great time with your friends and family and watching replays of hockey from last year. Stay very safe and if you get bored at all, I will be here. Tomorrow will be some reveals as I do every Saturday and we are more than halfway to January 1st and what promises to be the most reveals ever. I am hoping for 100 which would be an all-time record. Anyway, feel free to follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer
Full disclosure on this one. This former almost A list movie and television actress who is now a B who generally makes really bad movies that are almost unwatchable is a friend of sorts so this might be slightly biased in her direction. And when I say friend, I mean someone who I have got drunk with so once you get drunk with me you are a friend for life. Needless to say I have lots of friends. She can hold her liquor too. She is still tiny, but wow can she drink. She does not always look tiny in photos. She can look kind of average or even curvy, but she is still small. Used to be a chain smoker too. One night when we got drunk it had to be outside because she kept getting up every two minutes to smoke anyway so might as well just go outside. She was a big enough star at the time that the establishment set up a table and five chairs outside and made it part of the restaurant so everyone could drink out there. Anyway, I digress. She is married now. Kids, the whole nine yards. To put things bluntly, he cheats. A lot. Almost everyday. Different people all the time. He is probably a B list celebrity himself, but no one knows who he is. They know his name but not usually his face. His fans know him though and throw themselves at him on a regular basis. His wife knows they do it, but she is committed to being a wife and figures he is getting it out of his system. She thinks marriage is forever despite what the husband does. This does not mean she has sex with her husband, because she doesn't. She is scared of what she might catch. She does not even sleep in the same room with him. But no divorce. Not going to happen. He could leave her, but she is not going to make the first move. Unless he gets caught. He has got caught twice. Both times he was snapped while doing what he does and was busted. The people with the celebrity managed to get the photos both times. Now he does his cheating away from any possible cameras. Our actress ignores her husband and says he is good inside and that he will change, but all he does is make our actress look stupid and foolish. Everyone knows he is cheating and everyone wishes the actress would just wise up and leave him.
It has finally happened. What I predicted might happen someday looks like it might happen. This former reality star is pregnant and in discussions with a company to name her baby after a product in the company. The baby then would be the face of the company for a certain amount of time, and then the mother for a period beyond that.
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Thursday, October 04, 2012
The cast of 30 Rock at one of the several goodbye parties they are having.