Saturday, October 13, 2012
August 24, 2007
#2 This female, who is a former A list television star and B list film actress had to have her stomach pumped a few months ago because she ate a brownie laced with more than the pot she thought was in it. Turns out some friends of friends brought the special brownies, while she thought she was eating brownies prepared by friends. It happened after all the guests had left, but the hosts were still there. She started freaking out within 10-15 minutes, and then collapsed. A private doctor at the resort was called in and her stomach pumped.
September 21, 2007
#1 This height challenged male singer of extraordinary pedigree, was eating at a restaurant the other night which is Michelin rated. When he got his food he sent it back twice, but not before letting his guests sample the food and almost finishing the plates before he deemed it awful. He finally just threw his hands in the air and told the waiter he wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. When the waiter informed the chef, the chef caved and made it, but not before someone went down to the corner and bought some peanut butter. When it came back, our singer returned it because the crusts hadn't been removed. Finally it came back perfect and our singer spent 45 minutes eating one sandwich which was 1 hour after the restaurant closed.
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:00 AM
This washed up former almost A list all movie actress is now a C who is known way more for things she does outside of work. Apparently she has been telling people that she is pregnant. Yes, despite this fact she continues to drink and do as many pills as she can take at once. She says that she has been trying for three months with one of her benefactors because she thinks it is a great fall back. Child support and she won't have to hustle for the next 18 years. He doesn't know yet and she has always told him that she can't even get pregnant because of an STD she had when she was just 14.
I hate bullying. I'm not talking about the bullying that celebrities say they went through because they are trying to get more fans and spin some kind of story because someone called them ugly once when they were in the 7th grade. I'm talking about the kind of bullying that drives a 15 year old teen to kill herself. Amanda Todd was not gay. She was not ugly. She made two mistakes in her life and they caused her to kill herself. The British Columbia teen once sent a photo of her breasts to an older guy. He then blackmailed her and said he would send it everywhere unless she did things for him. She didn't and he sent it out. Everywhere. Kids at school teased her and made fun of her. Her parents moved her to another school. The photo followed. The teasing continued. She then "hooked up" with a guy who had a girlfriend and was shamed beyond belief and was threatened and told to kill herself. She tried. She swallowed bleach, but was saved. Earlier this week she succeeded. The town where she lives apologized posthumously for the bullying, but there needs to be more done.
Her parents knew she was being bullied and changed schools. What they should have done is home school her. Get her through high school because in college no one cares if you sent naked photos to people. Everyone is involved with their own lives and not yours. A topless photo is not going to phase anyone.
If you are reading this and are in high school, I know you think life begins and ends in high school. It doesn't. It is a cocoon of 3 or 4 years that ends. It might seem like forever before it ends and your life might be miserable everyday, but I want you to know one very important thing. Time moves on. That clock keeps going forward and those people that are bullying you right now are going to work at cleaning the toilets at McDonald's. They will be hoping that one day they will get to make the fries. You are bigger than them. If you are being bullied, talk to someone about it. Discuss it. Find one friend who will be there for you. I am here. Anyone is here for you. Do not kill yourself. I know it is cliche, but things do get better. I promise.
Posted by ent lawyer at 9:30 AM
This former A list Disney tweener is in negotiations to star in a porn. She would be the first Disney star to do so. She says it is soft porn, and that it is just a movie with sex in it. Actually it is a sex movie with some lines in it. She was forced to resort to this because guys are not paying her as much as they used to. Her circle of buyers have all moved on to the next new thing. It was either this movie or starting to charge by the hour. She refuses to get a real job because with her drug habit she can't afford to.
As expected, Jef Holm and Emily Maynard split. Just too much cheating on both ends, but especially Emily. You got the feeling she was never satisfied with Jef and just did that for publicity while she searched for someone she actually wanted to be with. One of the people she probably won't be going back to is Arie Luyendyk because he was spotted sucking face with Courtney Robertson who said she was devastated that she and Ben Flajnik broke up. Uh huh. Not that devastated.
Friday, October 12, 2012
Bar Refaeli in a bikini? How did that get on top? because she is holding her breath going for a world record. You can tell she is a huge Chuck Woolery fan because she is saying she will be back in 2 and 2. If you got that joke, you are invited to my birthday party.
Demi Lovato going all Stevie Nicks meets Debbie Gibson with this look.
Three parts today.
Lindsay Lohan sneaking out of Chateau Marmont. Chances are about two minutes later a guest will run up to the front desk and say their wallet has been stolen by a 40 year old redhead with cigarette breath.
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:30 AM
Friday time so announcement time. Just the usual. I will be posting all weekend and will be revealing some blind items tomorrow. Follow me on Twitter @entylawyer for things you don't see here.
#1 - This A list female singer seems strait laced and quiet, but she is considered to be a freak in the sheets and has totally freaked out her new boyfriend.
#2 - What fairly newly married A list television star with multiple kids and a crazy ex-wife is already cheating on his new wife. With an associate producer on his latest show. Oh, and the producer happens to be male.
#3 - What former B list movie actress who has had one fail after the other lately including a canceled television show still has almost A list name recognition. She spent an entire flight from NYC to LA headed to the bathroom every 15 minutes for 30 seconds a time. Probably explains how she is freakishly skinny.
#4 - This former A list tweener wants the world to think she is pregnant so she can be on the cover of a tabloid. It is her life's dream to be on the cover of a tabloid all to herself. She has not managed it so far except for one very painful incident she doesn't like to talk about.
#5 - What former B list television actress who now makes her living it appears from reality shows and get rich quick schemes got wasted out of her mind and led her boyfriend around by the balls and then tried to lead another man around by the balls. She then said this is just like when I hang out with ____________. Her A list actor bestie.
The longer this B list actor from a hit movie franchise is single, the more oily he gets. Long married, but now free, the actor was working this week and was introduced to a production assistant and our actor immediately had his hand on her butt. As in within five minutes. When she didn't say anything then he became more bold and 30 minutes later had her practically sitting on his lap and told everyone he needed a quick break. He went and had sex with the production assistant and then when they came back out he acted as if nothing had happened and ignored her the rest of the shoot. Never said another word to her.
This former A list tweener who now makes most of her money on a reality show, fell off the wagon in a big, blindingly passed out on the middle of her hotel room and late for work way. The producers of the show assigned her a "bodyguard." What he does is stand next to her every waking moment and sleeps in the room next to hers and in hotels, in the same room.
This C+ list television actor is dating this wannabe actress from A list celebrity offspring. Where do I begin? He tells his friends that he can barely stomach even kissing her but forces himself to do it and to sleep with her because he has never been more famous and credits that fame to his latest role. He keeps pressing to meet her parents. His ex-girlfriend is in on the whole thing and she still sneaks over once a week for some alone time.
So, now the theory is that Justin and Nicki Minaj are pulling off some trick. Like going to Mariah Carey's house and singing All I Want For Christmas
WHICH troubled pop star flew to Las Vegas on the pretense of business, but really hit Sin City with the hopes of reuniting with her first true love? The only hitch is that the famous exes are both engaged – to other people!
Lindsay Lohan Sobers Up - Blames Michael For Everything - Voting For Romney - Paid Off Chateau Marmont
Posted by ent lawyer at 6:45 AM
Anyway, they have decided not to take my suggestion and instead are just having a regular Celebrity Apprentice season. Would it kill ABC to bring back Celebrity Mole for a season? Give it another shot? Maybe NBC could do some back to back thing with Celebrity Apprentice and Celebrity Mole and the people on Mole could tag their show, the celebrities who didn't feel like being belittled by Trump for money.
This season of Celebrity Apprentice is the all-star season. All that means is the show ran long enough to bring people back and the casting people didn't have to beg and plead for new D listers to come on the show, because they already knew these people were desperate enough.
La Toya Jackson' Omarosa Manigault (already? seems soon after the death of Michael Clarke Duncan)
Lil' Jon, Lisa Rinna, Dennis Rodman, Claudia Jordan, Trace Adkins, Brande Roderick, Penn Jillette,
Dee Snider, Marilu Henner, Stephen Baldwin, and Gary Busey.
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Brandi Glanville out with her kids on the beach. She Tweeted that apparently LeAnn Rimes' rehab didn't work. Interesting.