Basically it is every Arrested Development quote ever that is worth anything. Over 10 minutes long. You should just play this on a loop all day.
Saturday, October 20, 2012
The first time I saw Uncle Poodle on TLC, I thought to myself that Lee Thompson is a brave guy. It takes a lot of courage to be out an open in Honey Boo Boo's community and even though he dresses like a redneck and is a good old boy, he is still gay and I told myself he has probably been beaten up a lot. Turns out he has. In a message for GLAAD's Spirit Day, Lee says he has been repeatedly beaten by homophobes. He has suffered broken ribs and a broken jaw. He constantly has his car vandalized and has since he was a teen. I don't understand why people need to beat up other people just because they are gay. Do they think they are going to beat the gay out of them? Are they scared that Lee is going to corner them and make them have sex with him? Are they secretly gay themselves? Or did they have nothing to do that night because their girlfriend broke up with them because they had a small peen so they went to find someone to beat up.
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December 5, 2007
#1 This A list film actor and this A list film actress made nicey nice for the cameras recently, but as soon as the cameras turned off, so did the smiles. The pair it seems have very concrete cultural differences which results in them staying as far apart as possible under normal circumstances.
#2 This once very hot top 40/R&B singer as really cooled off over the past several years. Although she does have a boyfriend, she knows how the game is played. In order to get the best songs and the best producers for her latest album she made herself available to men and in one case a woman from her record label. Her boyfriend had no problems with this as he has enjoyed the company of women wanting him to produce their records. Now that the album has been completed, she thought it would all stop. Turns out though she is going to have to keep putting out, if she wants and marketing and publicity behind her new album.
#1 - John Travolta and Jodie Foster
#2 - Ashanti/Nelly
This won't go away reality star from a somehow hit network show has been practically living with a guy for the past month but you won't see him in public. She is in talks for a deal which would see him do something that has been done before once in the past and give the show a much needed boost in success rates.
What foreign born B+ actor in his own country and probably a C lister here but a lead on a huge hit cable show did not show up for the birth of his child not that long ago because he was having sex with another woman and couldn't be bothered to show up for the birth even though the baby's mother was living with him at the time. He then took another girlfriend with him when he went to film something shortly thereafter leaving baby and mother at home. Said they could manage.
Friday, October 19, 2012
Ben Affleck holds on to the wall for support in Rome.
Gerard Butler at the premiere of the movie where he got injured surfing.
Three parts today.
While Blake Lively is at work on Gossip Girl 5 days a week, Ryan Reynolds is in China getting paid $1M to play golf for the weekend.
I would like to thank Jane, a long time reader for bringing my attention to this video of Gnesa who is taking the internet by storm. I am not sure what is funnier. Her singing or the comments at YouTube. I will say one thing about Gnesa. She is no Rebecca Black.
Ever wonder why these two reality judges hate each other? It is because the female judge threw herself at the male reality judge and being who he is, he had sex with her. He never mentioned it again. She wanted more. He said she was good for 15 or 20 minutes, but could never spend longer than that with her.
It is another week gone by. Less than 10 weeks to Christmas. Which means of course it is just 11 weeks to reveal day. Of course every Saturday I try to do a reveal or two right here and blog all weekend so I hope you will come and stop by. Please follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer. I hope everyone has a great weekend.
It all started for this B-/C+ actress when she came home from work one day. Her new husband, who is an A lister now, but at the time was also a B-/C+ had been turned down for a new role. Our actress was a little late and she said that our actor jumped on her from the time she entered the door and grabbed her and slammed her against the front door. She says she could feel the doorknob in the small of her back and had a bruise afterwards for a week there. He kept his forearm under her neck and asked where she had been and who she had been with and seemed to think she was cheating on him. He always thought that. She had caught him cheating on her twice while they were dating and this was not the first time he had got rough with her. He had slapped her twice and was always calling her names. S**t and who*e were his favorites. He always apologized for hitting her. He never apologized for calling her names. The never ending verbal abuse if she was two seconds late or he had a bad day. Nothing like the charming A lister he is today. She says it is because of her that he is even where he is today because she introduced him to the person who gave him his first huge break. What did she get for it? Well that day with the doorknob in her back and then he started coking her. Really violently. Calling her every name in the book. Slamming her back against the door again and again. The actress says she has never had a more terrifying experience in her life and knows it is cliche but even though she had married the guy she had no idea who it was at the door and she just thought of him as some random stranger attacking her. She is pretty sure he would have tried to rape her but she was wearing jeans and she was not and is not a weak woman. She screamed. Loud. He was always afraid of people knowing his secrets. He backed off. She ran out. Never came back. Sent some people to collect her things.
WHICH former film actress has not been warmly received at her new gig on a long-running TV detective drama? Turns out she’s not only clashing with one of the male stars, but she’s also finding it extremely difficult to memorize the scripts that are loaded with medical and scientific jargon.
No one pressed the button fast enough, so you do get to hear Tom Hanks drop the f bomb. Tome was perfectly willing to turn it into a funny situation, but the host just had no idea what to do and just moved on or tried to. She should have let Tom fix it on his own. Would have been much less awkward.
This is 8 minutes that will probably make you cry. It also makes you realize the difference between getting into a program for children that supports and encourages your child in contrast to communities that don't have programs because of budget cuts or not enough funds. When you see how far this girl has come, it is amazing.
This actor keeps trying to be A list after his franchise success, but his roles since then have mostly been huge flops. To keep audiences interested, he thinks that he needs a girlfriend on his arm to show everyone he is a player. In reality, he loves guys and always has and he always seems to have a new girlfriend to show off in public after he has had a fling with a guy. Then, just as quickly as a "girlfriend" appears in public she never appears again and the next time you see him in public with a woman it is someone completely different making it appear that he is a player.
This A list reality mogul and television personality has his third or fourth new girlfriend of the last two months. He has grown so used to being rich and getting whatever he wants when it comes to women that he no longer even bothers trying to date someone normally. He only dates women who are willing to be paid and to be there when they are needed and to disappear when they are not. He says he does not have any feelings towards women which would ever want him to be in an actual relationship and just prefers using them for what he wants, when he wants.
FRIENDS of this newly separated actor are worried about his out-of-control drinking and begging him to go to rehab! After a failed intervention a few years ago, the former sitcom star swore off booze. But his recovery didn’t last long. Who is he?
Tonight on 20/20, there is a full length interview with Aaron Fisher who used to be known as Victim #1 in the Jerry Sandusky investigation. To listen to his story is heartbreaking and shows you not only what a monster Sandusky is and was, but what he was able to get away with because he was part of the Penn State football program. It is shocking that a principal in a school would tell a mother of a sexually assaulted young boy to really think about whether she wants to pursue something against such a nice man with a heart of gold. Those people belong in jail as much as Sandusky for enabling it all to happen.
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Thursday, October 18, 2012
Ben Affleck at the London premiere of Argo.
Hugh Jackman's Wolverine character takes a slightly different turn in this installment of the franchise. He goes undercover and learns to dance Gangnam style.