Saturday, October 27, 2012

Headless Halloween Prank

Blind Items Revealed


January 2, 2008

#1 Lots of fights during the holidays among family members. Fights during the holidays are not the exclusive domain of Tyra Banks staffers. Well during one family fight outside the restroom of a bar, a female singer who does some acting from time to time, got her wig pulled straight off her head. She's bald. Completely, without a hair on her head bald. I so wish there were a picture. It would be the most popular photo ever.

#2 I guess she is an actress. I am trying to think of something she has been in recently, but can't. Now she is known more for just making headlines. She made a recent one, and could make another if anyone ever finds out that she took a guy she met one hour earlier into the restroom at a party she was hosting and f**ked him on the couch there. I wish men's restrooms had couches, but we would probably just lay on them and wait for our dates to leave and wish we had a remote control.

#1 - Whitney Houston
#2 - Tara Reid

Seizures On Private Jets - Rick Ross & Lil Wayne

Almost a year ago to the day, Rick Ross suffered multiple seizures while flying on a private jet. This happened around October 14, 2011. Now, this week, Lil' Wayne had the same type of thing happen to him. Is this a private jet thing? I think it is more of a there are no security checks and no TSA guys thing so lets see how many drugs we can take in one flight kind of thing. Regular pot is probably not going to cause a seizure. That synthetic stuff can though and I wonder if that is what is going on here. Lil Wayne had never had seizures before and suddenly he gets a cluster of them. I don't think Rick Ross had any previously either and then he gets a cluster of them. Who knows how drugs and altitude and flying all mix? Throw in some sex or Viagra or something that races your heart and you could be looking at trouble. Purple drank can also cause seizures and I know Lil Wayne has said he is a fan of the purple drank. I just think it is too much of a coincidence that these multiple seizures happened like this. I think it is also weird that Rick and Lil Wayne are so close and that they both had this happen to them.

Blind Items Revealed

December 6, 2007

#2 B list television actor known for being a jackass here and in other places has a new game. He hits on women almost constantly and can't remember their names or phone numbers or who is who and where he met them. What he does is arrange for all of them is to schedule a lunch for 1pm three days a week. If any of them show up, he buys them lunch. One or more. He then takes whoever wants to go, back to his place for some afternoon fun. At least once a week he gets busy though and fails to show up at the restaurant. Since he doesn't remember their names or numbers and could care less if he stands them up, they are often left waiting, sometimes a small group of them. The restaurant is perfectly aware of who they are waiting for, and will often all our actor's assistant to find out if he is in fact going to be at lunch. If he isn't coming the staff will send them home.

Jeremy Piven

Playboy Model Runs For Political Office

20 years ago Amy Biviano stripped for Playboy's Women of The Ivy League shoot. She was paid $500. She was so popular that Playboy asked her back a few years later and she turned them down. Now, 37, and a wife and a mother, Amy is running for state office in Washington. The 4th district of Spokane Valley. She is the challenger and apparently the incumbent must have been feeling nervous because he decided to release his "discovery" and has called it porn. Topless photos from 20 years ago? Porn? I guess when this guy was in college he was spending time wondering how come his peen would never grow larger than 2 inches.

Amy was dating her husband at the time of the Playboy shoot back in 1995 and he encouraged her to do the shoot. When he was asked about it now, he said, "I'm the luckiest guy. How many guys do you know who married an Ivy League-educated Playboy model who also happens to be the most wonderful person in the world?"

Blind Item #2 - Easy Easy

Overheard at a party this week. All the comments were made to a male B-/C+ list celebrity/reality star about a B+ reality star with A list name recognition.

"She was so wrong for you."
"Your new girlfriend is amazing. She is actually nice."
"It is so much better this year without her trying to get all the attention."
"How did you stay with her so long?"
"How long was she cheating on you?"
"Her show sucks."
"Are you engaged already?"
"How much work has she had done?"
"Everyone hates her. Does she even have friends that she is not related to or pays?"

Rod Stewart Stuck Cocaine Up His Butt And Kate Moss Never Used Heroin

I'm not sure I believe Kate Moss when she says that she has never tried heroin. Too many people. Too many stories. Rod Stewart sticking coke up his butt with Ronnie Wood to get high? Well, it came out of Rod's mouth, not the coke, because that would be kind of strange, but the story did to Access Hollywood. He says that he was doing so much coke that he wanted a new way to get high, but that he was never an addict. Umm, if you are doing so much coke that you are afraid your nose is going to get destroyed that you are willing to put it up your butt in suppository form, I would say you are addicted. I think anyone would tell you that.

As for Kate Moss, you know, when you look back at photos of her back in the day she is not as skinny as some of the people today, but she says in a new book that she never used heroin and that even if she did she would have never admitted anything and that she always follows the advice of her ex, Johnny Depp. Never complain and never explain. He says and she repeats that it gives you a mystery about you. So, crack then?

Blind Item #1 - Easy

Now that a little time has passed, this one probably goes from easy easy to just easy. These two celebrities used to date. At the time, the female was probably still an A list reality star. Everyone hated her of course, but she still was at the top of the top of celebutantes. He was a B lister and a celebrity. He has probably slipped down to a C now, although he does come from a family which when combined would put him back to a B list. Anyway, the guy has a brother. The brother once slept with the celebutante. OK, more than once. Multiple times. He always kept it a secret from his brother though. When the brother found out, that was it for the relationship with the celebutante.

Meet Joe Simpson's Boyfriend

For the past year, Joe Simpson has been quietly dating Bryce Chandler Hill. Well, it has been quiet on Joe's part. For his part, Radar says that Bryce has been telling everyone that he knows that he has been with Joe. Apparently the two were introduced by a close friend of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson which means they must have known a lot earlier than just a few weeks ago. Like probably when Joe changed his hairstyle and asked for the Ryan Seacrest special. Bryce is a model and I know this will probably shock you but the 21 year old does not have the same feelings for the 54 year old Joe that Joe does for Bryce. Joe is in love Bryce and Bryce sees a meal and a fame ticket. No!!!

Friday, October 26, 2012

Random Photos Part Four

Christina Aguilera gets the top spot today for having the guts to use the same ad she did two years ago. You know, because she looks exactly the same anyway. How do you get your elbow to go like that? Not sure that is possible.

This is Christina last night with Vanessa Hudgens.
Coco in New York getting ready to go to vegas.
Edward Furlong looking fit. Well, he drinks Gatorade. Just getting that hair in a knot probably is a work out for a guy who smokes five packs of cigarettes a day. I'm shocked he can afford to smoke as much as he does.
Eve Hewson in her first big role.
Not sure why Kelly Bensimon keeps getting invited to things.
Judah Friedlander gets invited because he is willing to get naked with Debbie Harry and Rob Roth.
Patrick Stewart is invited anywhere because he is Patrick Stewart.
James van der Beek was in the movie, so that makes sense.

Random Photos Part Three

A rare sighting of the entire Goop family all in one place. This time they were at Toys R Us.

Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone go furniture shopping.
Not sure if you can read the shirt that the pregnant Holly Madison is wearing, but it is promoting free booze. Probably two for one for pregnant women.
Julianne Hough is looking kind of rough. Like how I made that rhyme?
Long time no see on the red carpet, Eliza Dushku.
Liam Hemsworth gets a rare night off from Miley Cyrus.
Another long time no see on the red carpet, Luke Wilson.
Johnny Knoxville at the premiere of his new movie.
Chelsea Handler also stars in the movie.

Random Photos Part Two - Vogue Party

I think Gwen Stefani popped a button on her jacket. Katy Perry doesn't seem to mind though.

The always smiling Victoria Beckham. Still hoping for that first US Vogue cover.
January Jones, Jennifer Meyer and Jennifer Aniston who seems to be channeling Barbra Streisand.
The always lovely Isla Fisher.
More January Jones, this time with Elisabeth Moss and
James Marsden.
A little late to the event were Milla Jovovich and her husband.
Rachel Zoe was there and talking to herself.

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

 Katharine McPhee with her dogs on the set of Smash. Is that still on?

Kristen Stewart hides her face in shame as she and Robert Pattinson leave a Prince concert.
Kristen Wiig on the set of her new movie which seems to be about a woman's relationship with a suitcase.
This is the house that Naomi Campbell's boyfriend built for her in Russia. I'm guessing he is a Star Wars fan.
Speaking of boyfriends, it looks like Neve Campbell's ring finger shows she is willing to move past the boyfriend stage for the third time.
A very skinny Ashlee Simpson and her dog.
L'Wren Scott is 6'5". Sarah Jessica Parker is not.
Renee Zellweger did not do much better.
Usher teaches Kelly and Michael some moves.

The Best Of Stefon


Blind Item #5

This B list actress with A++ list name recognition who has not had a hit in a decade and even that was something in which she was along for the ride, is definitely world famous. The thing is she is really trying to shake up her image. A lot. You would never expect it from her because she seems so buttoned down and uptight and she knows it and blames it on her most recent disastrous relationship. So, she has been in talks to be in Playboy. Not naked, but she wants to be on the cover and inside wants to be wearing very little. She thinks it will make people remember why they fell in love with her in the first place.

Meat Loaf Ruins America The Beautiful

Everyone always says the United States should replace the National Anthem with America The Beautiful because the Anthem is so hard to sing. Obviously they have not seen how bad Meat Loaf can sing America The Beautiful.

Justin Timberlake Apologizes - Kind Of For Homeless Video

Maybe I am reading this wrong or am just being overly cynical, but Justin Timberlake does not seem that remorseful about the homeless video shown at his wedding although he says it was not at his wedding. Anyway, you read it, and let me know if you think it is a sincere apology.



To my family, friends, and fans,
The last time I wrote a letter like this, it was when I had the good fortune of attending a once in a lifetime experience by sharing an evening with some of America's finest at the Marine Corps Ball about a year ago. I was so moved by that night, I wanted to share it with everyone. Unfortunately, this letter holds a different kind of weight for me.

Normally, as some of you know, I am (by nature) a pretty private person. So, I don't really take it upon myself to comment on things that so often go misunderstood or something that has even shed any kind of dark light on what was and will always be one of the most special weeks of my life. But, in light of the recent events, I can't fight the urge to clarify my thoughts and feelings on what has been a very upsetting portrayal of the people closest to me and myself. It's not who I am as a professional or as a man.

I can't help but think of one of the many great life lessons my Grandfather has taught me... He told me when I was younger that "Sometimes, you are confronted with challenges in life that perhaps are not your own. And, when those moments arise, the right thing for a man to do is accept that responsibility, whatever it may be, and face it with honesty and humility."

So, I'm taking his advice. If for no other reason, than to clear the air so no one has to ever wonder how I feel about it.

I'd like to start off by saying that I don't live my life making fun of people (unless, of course, I'm making fun of myself on SNL)... Especially, those who are less fortunate or those in need. I grew up with a family and community that instilled ideals in me like hard work, honesty and empathy. As a matter of fact, growing up in Tennessee, I was always taught that we as people, no matter what your race, sex, or stature may be, are equal. We have a saying there that "Everyone puts their pants on the same way(maybe this saying doesn't apply to guys who wear kilts. Although, I'm sure they put theirs on the same way too...)"

As it pertains to this silly, unsavory video that was made as a joke and not in any way in mockery:

1. I had no knowledge of its existence. I had absolutely ZERO contribution to it.

2. My friends are good people. This was clearly a lapse in judgment which I'm sure no one who is reading this is exempt from. But, I don't believe it was made to be insensitive. More so, I think it was made as a joke on me not having that many friends attending my own wedding(which IS kind of funny if you think about it).

3. Like many silly rumors that I have been made aware of about the week: It was NOT shown at my wedding.

4. I think we can all agree that it was distasteful, even though that was not it's intention.
Once again, in the world that we live in where everyone thinks that they know everything, I want to be very clear... I am NOT defending the video. I agree with the overall consensus. But, to use another "pants" analogy... It seems that these days, misconception gets around the world before the actual truth even wakes up and gets it's pants on.

I want to say that, on behalf of my friends, family, and associative knuckleheads, I am deeply sorry to anyone who was offended by the video. Again, it was something that I was not made aware of. But, I do understand the reaction and, by association, I am holding myself accountable.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to share my thoughts. It really is a blessing to be able to speak directly to my true fans so that you can know exactly where I stand.

Justin

P.S. You can bet your ass that I'm having my friend do at least 100 hours of community service... Boom.



Four For Friday - "I Smoked Meth On A Red Carpet"

It is Friday, so announcement time. All weekend I will be blogging and tomorrow will be a reveal or two. Don't know if they will be as juicy as last week, because I am kind of just going in order from the very beginning of the site and seeing what is out there. Please follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer. Have a great weekend everyone!!

This actress is B- list on a very good day. The only reason I am not calling her a C is because of the very hit show she was on, but got kicked off because of drug use. It was while she was on that show that she says that she smoked meth on a red carpet. She had it in her hand the whole time she was walking down the carpet and talking to reporters and on camera and then at the end of the carpet she lit up. She says no one said anything to her even though it was pretty obvious she was not smoking a cigarette. She went to Hollywood when she was young. One of her first big breaks led to a threesome with this reality star turned arm candy for an A++ lister and the reality star's boyfriend at the time. Our B- list actress smokes meth everyday. She says she loves it and does not see the stains on her fingers. The burn marks on her hand. Her teeth getting ready to fall out. She thinks the roles will keep coming. She has not noticed that the films are getting smaller and the roles are getting even smaller. She thinks of herself as a huge star, but does know that she has a huge drug habit that she would like to kick but says she enjoys it way too much to stop. You would think getting kicked off a huge hit show would be a wake up call, but she said that she artistic differences with the producers and writers anyway. Uh huh.

Your Turn

I need a reality show marathon this weekend. Tell me what your favorite ones are so I can find something that will keep me glued to the television the entire weekend. I feel like even though I watch tons of television that I am missing shows on some hidden cable channel or that I have ignored some show because of the name.

Blind Item #4

This foreign born A list model was at an event recently. She has dated some big names in the past and is one of those rare models who people know the name of. Anyway, at this event she was approached by a handler for an A+ list R&B singer. The handler said that _______ would love for the model to come sit next to him and have a drink. The model said, "Sorry, but I don't like being around black people very much and there is no way I would date one or have people think I date one. So, thanks, but no thanks," and walked away.

Tyra Banks' Boyfriend Wanted By Police

Rob Evans is a judge on America's Next Top Model which is apparently still on the air. I think that I have watched in total, maybe on episode since the show has been on the air. It has never appealed to me, and I definitely feel like the five minutes I give it a season are really giving it a fair and honest shot to be appealing. Anyway, Rob who is probably more famous for being Tyra's boyfriend had a warrant issued for his arrest after he failed to cooperate with the Beverly Hills Police in their investigation of Rob beating the crap out of someone back in March. he is a former boxer so his punches landed the other person in the hospital. The police can't find him anymore so have issued a warrant for his arrest and when he is found, bail will be set at $150K. The NYPD has also been notified and if they see him they will arrest him. Oh, I hope they get him while Tyra and Rob are on a red carpet somewhere. That would be great.

Katie Holmes - Dead Accounts Q&A

Fair warning, this video is an hour long. It comes from a Q&A that Katie Holmes and the cast of her new Broadway play did last night. She barely gets any applause when she is introduced. I am posting it early to give you a long time to watch it. Judy Greer is in it too, so that is fun. It is kind of like watching Inside The Actor's Studio complete with a James Lipton type figure.

Blind Item #3

This long time television actor who has tried to make his way into movies still looks really young despite what seems like a career that has gone on forever but really has only been a decade since he seemed like he was everywhere on a hit show and popular movies. He has always had problems with cheating. It caused his first divorce and if he is not careful it is going to cause a second one even though he has not been married that long. To make sure he keeps wife and mistresses apart, his wife was not invited to his latest premiere because this D list actress of an A++ list celebrity offspring was there. The two were co-stars and he wanted to say that he had sex with her. Or actually the way he put it was, "I just had sex with _______'s daughter." He seems like a great guy on the outside, but, he is awful.

Nick Loeb's Phone

The NY Post is reporting that Sofia Vergara's people are trying to halt the possible sale of some personal photos of her that were found on the stolen phone of Nick Loeb. Sofia's people say they are not fully nude shots, but are personal. So what if they are released then? That doesn't make sense. You know what does make sense? That they are of her naked or they are her doing something that she does not want the world to see. Think about what she dresses in or wears when she has shoots. You don't think she could handle some underwear shots being seen in public? Please. Remember, Nick loves orgies, strippers and drugs. What about his other photos on the phone? You think there is any of that on there and Sofia's story is a cover? This is a former US Senate candidate. Maybe it is Sofia, fully clothed, but watching said activity. Her official story does not make any sense.

Blind Item #2

This actor has got to be approaching A list now. He is always on television and just seems to go from one hit to the next and just shows off some incredible acting talent with the way he can movie between different types of roles. His show right now? Huge hit. If you ask him though, the greatest thing that happened to him was when this B- list actress left the show he was on. They had fooled around a few times. Nothing serious, but our actor is married. So, it would have been awkward if he had been caught having sex with a co-star. She got incredibly clingy and wanted to know everyday when he was going to leave his wife and began calling and texting at all hours to try and get him caught. Then she got a big break and left the show. She never has said a peep since. Our actor has yet to stray again after that one.

Former Bengals Cheerleader Who Had Sex With Her Student Gets A Reality Show

It turns out that you don't have to follow the Kim Kardashian model to become famous anymore or be a 16 year old and get pregnant. Nope. You can also be a teacher and break the law and have sex with your students and you will be rewarded with a reality show. The producers of Jersey Shore have signed her up and are shopping the show which will be about Sarah Jones and her teen boyfriend. Yes, the one she cheated on her husband with and broke the law with and got her mother arrested for. Why not be rewarded? So, when do all the other teachers who have sex with their students get a show? How about that 30 year old guy who is having sex with his 17 year old student? Is he getting a show? No, he is getting jail time. Apparently when it goes the other way though, it is fine and you should be able to makes bucks off it too.

Blind Item #1

This former A list actress who hit it big in her teens is all grown up now and is married with children. She still acts, but has a tough time finding the same level of jobs or fame she once had when she was on the top of the world. Anyway, she and her husband are splitting because the threesomes they have always enjoyed are turning into our actress and the other woman on an almost regular basis being alone and spending time together. They are even talking about having babies of their own.

Bobbi Kristina's Boozing Is Out Of Control

Earlier this week I had a blind item about an actor who is on the verge of killing himself because of drugs and booze, and it turns out that Bobbi Kristina's family are worried that she is drinking herself to death. Well, it is not like her parents do not have a history of addiction. I am a big believer in the fact that the addiction gene is carried on in life. I don't think it is a see your parents kind of thing and follow like it is with domestic violence. I think, and I have no scientific evidence to back up my theory, but it is what I believe. I think that you can become addicted without your parents having that gene, but I think if your parents are addicts, then you have a much better chance of becoming one yourself. Anyway, Bobbi is 19 and lots of 19 year old kids drink a whole lot, so that part does not really worry me, it is the fact that her family is worried which means that if they are worried with what they have seen, then Bobbi must be putting away massive amounts of booze everyday. I wonder if it is because she is feeling creeped out about having sex with her lover/brother.

15 Year Old Commits Suicide In Front Of Classmates After Bullying

Felicia Garcia was just 15 years old when she killed herself on Wednesday. Her final tweet? "I can't, im [sic] done, I give up." On Saturday night last week, the high school freshman went to a party. At the party she ended up having sex with four members of the varsity football team. Since Saturday she had been bullied nonstop about what she had done and also learned that someone had recorded a video of what happened. So, after her final Tweet, Felicia threw herself in front of a train while 200 of her classmates watched in horror.

To their credit, the school did hear about the bullying and on Wednesday set up a meeting with Felicia and one of the boys. He denied ever bullying anyone. Later, Felicia ran into another person who had been bullying her and they got into an argument. The school never told the parents. Felicia had run away from her foster home seven times. Her final Instagram photo was a photo of her covering her eyes and saying just because you smile doesn't mean you are happy.

If you are ever depressed or being bullied or thinking about killing yourself, please ask someone for help. Ask me, ask anyone on this site. Ask your friends or family or the homeless guy on the street. Talk to someone. Suicide is not the right choice. Ever.

Shocker!! Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Have Trust Issues

Kneepads really went out on a limb with their latest story. See, this is what they call news. They probably talked to a thousand people and made sure they would not hurt any publicist feelings and then did a reader survey to make sure they would not offend anyone and then they ran the story that says that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have trust issues. I want to use every crutch word and since it is Friday, I think I will. Really? Seriously? What makes you say that? You mean to tell me that when people cheat in a relationship it leads to trust issues? Shocker!! The thing is Kneepads probably really sweated this one out. They don't ever want to be more bland than the food than you get on an airline. If they get any spicier they get really nervous and think the 55+ crowd who reads their magazine will stop reading. Oh, and that they will offend a publicist. They are probably whittling their nails down to the bone right now wondering if they have screwed themselves out of the wedding photos because of their common sense article.

Taylor Swift Has Her Next Record's Songs

You knew that with Taylor Swift out promoting her new record that her record company would start bugging her about the next record. Have to keep giving them product. Of course the only way Taylor Swift can come up with new material is to break up or be broken up by a guy. It is just how it works for her. When she finally does find the right guy and get married, I fear there will never be another Taylor Swift record. Conor and Taylor have split. Turns out that Conor can't really handle 24/7 of Taylor. Well, I'm not sure all that many people can. You knew it was coming. What is the longest she has actually gone out with anyone? Has she ever made it past six months? What Taylor needs to find is some guy who has nothing to do all day, does not have a job and does not mind just being Mr. Taylor Swift. So, if Jessica Simpson and her boyfriend ever break up, he would be perfect. Ditto for Jennifer Lopez's guy. For now, I guess we will have to wait until her next record to find out what really happened. I feel sorry for the Weekly World News. They went with the Taylor and Conor getting married story.

Lindsay Lohan's Publicist Quits

It turns out that Steve Honig is not just another name for Dina Lohan or Dina in a bald cap. The long suffering publicist of Lindsay Lohan has called it quits. Chances are the guy was probably not paid very well or very often despite all the work he had to do. Think about your average publicist and how they have to think of things to do to promote their client and how often they get called. And what they get called for. Would your client be interested in going to a red carpet event? Now think about what Steve Honig probably got asked? Who did she hit this time? Where did she get the car? Was she on drugs again? Was she drunk again? Did she really drink two bottles of vodka in one hour? Why did her mom beat her? Why did she steal____________? Why didn't she pay her bill at Chateau Marmont? Is she sleeping with a billionaire for money? Think about how quickly you would get tired of that? Not to mention always having Michael Lohan and Dina calling you and texting you 24/7. Apparently the last straw was having to deal with Michael. Uh huh. I would focus more on the money part.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

Apparently Hurricane Sandy is going to meet some storm in the Atlantic and the world is going to end or at least there will be another Perfect Storm. Ohhh, maybe George Clooney can star in this one too and he and Mark Wahlberg can actually come to blows this time.

Bar Refaeli getting her photo taken while she is taking her own photo.
Melanie Griffith and Eva Longoria. Now that is some randomness.
I thought bacon was the new black. Is it already happy? Did I miss the bacon being black.
Heidi Klum shows off her Halloween costume early.
Hugh Laurie and that guy from Downton Abbey who I can never remember and am too lazy to Google.
Jennie Garth out in the dating world again.
Jessica Simpson looks as thrilled as we would be to go to the gym.
Kim Kardashian and one of her team of bodyguards inside Subway. She didn't buy him anything which is kind of lame.
Meanwhile, speaking of lame, look at Kanye's clothes.