Saturday, October 27, 2012
January 2, 2008
#1 Lots of fights during the holidays among family members. Fights during the holidays are not the exclusive domain of Tyra Banks staffers. Well during one family fight outside the restroom of a bar, a female singer who does some acting from time to time, got her wig pulled straight off her head. She's bald. Completely, without a hair on her head bald. I so wish there were a picture. It would be the most popular photo ever.
#2 I guess she is an actress. I am trying to think of something she has been in recently, but can't. Now she is known more for just making headlines. She made a recent one, and could make another if anyone ever finds out that she took a guy she met one hour earlier into the restroom at a party she was hosting and f**ked him on the couch there. I wish men's restrooms had couches, but we would probably just lay on them and wait for our dates to leave and wish we had a remote control.
#1 - Whitney Houston
#2 - Tara Reid
December 6, 2007
#2 B list television actor known for being a jackass here and in other places has a new game. He hits on women almost constantly and can't remember their names or phone numbers or who is who and where he met them. What he does is arrange for all of them is to schedule a lunch for 1pm three days a week. If any of them show up, he buys them lunch. One or more. He then takes whoever wants to go, back to his place for some afternoon fun. At least once a week he gets busy though and fails to show up at the restaurant. Since he doesn't remember their names or numbers and could care less if he stands them up, they are often left waiting, sometimes a small group of them. The restaurant is perfectly aware of who they are waiting for, and will often all our actor's assistant to find out if he is in fact going to be at lunch. If he isn't coming the staff will send them home.
Amy was dating her husband at the time of the Playboy shoot back in 1995 and he encouraged her to do the shoot. When he was asked about it now, he said, "I'm the luckiest guy. How many guys do you know who married an Ivy League-educated Playboy model who also happens to be the most wonderful person in the world?"
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Overheard at a party this week. All the comments were made to a male B-/C+ list celebrity/reality star about a B+ reality star with A list name recognition.
"She was so wrong for you."
"Your new girlfriend is amazing. She is actually nice."
"It is so much better this year without her trying to get all the attention."
"How did you stay with her so long?"
"How long was she cheating on you?"
"Her show sucks."
"Are you engaged already?"
"How much work has she had done?"
"Everyone hates her. Does she even have friends that she is not related to or pays?"
As for Kate Moss, you know, when you look back at photos of her back in the day she is not as skinny as some of the people today, but she says in a new book that she never used heroin and that even if she did she would have never admitted anything and that she always follows the advice of her ex, Johnny Depp. Never complain and never explain. He says and she repeats that it gives you a mystery about you. So, crack then?
Now that a little time has passed, this one probably goes from easy easy to just easy. These two celebrities used to date. At the time, the female was probably still an A list reality star. Everyone hated her of course, but she still was at the top of the top of celebutantes. He was a B lister and a celebrity. He has probably slipped down to a C now, although he does come from a family which when combined would put him back to a B list. Anyway, the guy has a brother. The brother once slept with the celebutante. OK, more than once. Multiple times. He always kept it a secret from his brother though. When the brother found out, that was it for the relationship with the celebutante.
Friday, October 26, 2012
Christina Aguilera gets the top spot today for having the guts to use the same ad she did two years ago. You know, because she looks exactly the same anyway. How do you get your elbow to go like that? Not sure that is possible.
A rare sighting of the entire Goop family all in one place. This time they were at Toys R Us.
I think Gwen Stefani popped a button on her jacket. Katy Perry doesn't seem to mind though.
Four parts today.
Katharine McPhee with her dogs on the set of Smash. Is that still on?
This B list actress with A++ list name recognition who has not had a hit in a decade and even that was something in which she was along for the ride, is definitely world famous. The thing is she is really trying to shake up her image. A lot. You would never expect it from her because she seems so buttoned down and uptight and she knows it and blames it on her most recent disastrous relationship. So, she has been in talks to be in Playboy. Not naked, but she wants to be on the cover and inside wants to be wearing very little. She thinks it will make people remember why they fell in love with her in the first place.
Everyone always says the United States should replace the National Anthem with America The Beautiful because the Anthem is so hard to sing. Obviously they have not seen how bad Meat Loaf can sing America The Beautiful.
To my family, friends, and fans,
The last time I wrote a letter like this, it was when I had the good fortune of attending a once in a lifetime experience by sharing an evening with some of America's finest at the Marine Corps Ball about a year ago. I was so moved by that night, I wanted to share it with everyone. Unfortunately, this letter holds a different kind of weight for me.
Normally, as some of you know, I am (by nature) a pretty private person. So, I don't really take it upon myself to comment on things that so often go misunderstood or something that has even shed any kind of dark light on what was and will always be one of the most special weeks of my life. But, in light of the recent events, I can't fight the urge to clarify my thoughts and feelings on what has been a very upsetting portrayal of the people closest to me and myself. It's not who I am as a professional or as a man.
I can't help but think of one of the many great life lessons my Grandfather has taught me... He told me when I was younger that "Sometimes, you are confronted with challenges in life that perhaps are not your own. And, when those moments arise, the right thing for a man to do is accept that responsibility, whatever it may be, and face it with honesty and humility."
So, I'm taking his advice. If for no other reason, than to clear the air so no one has to ever wonder how I feel about it.
I'd like to start off by saying that I don't live my life making fun of people (unless, of course, I'm making fun of myself on SNL)... Especially, those who are less fortunate or those in need. I grew up with a family and community that instilled ideals in me like hard work, honesty and empathy. As a matter of fact, growing up in Tennessee, I was always taught that we as people, no matter what your race, sex, or stature may be, are equal. We have a saying there that "Everyone puts their pants on the same way(maybe this saying doesn't apply to guys who wear kilts. Although, I'm sure they put theirs on the same way too...)"
As it pertains to this silly, unsavory video that was made as a joke and not in any way in mockery:
1. I had no knowledge of its existence. I had absolutely ZERO contribution to it.
2. My friends are good people. This was clearly a lapse in judgment which I'm sure no one who is reading this is exempt from. But, I don't believe it was made to be insensitive. More so, I think it was made as a joke on me not having that many friends attending my own wedding(which IS kind of funny if you think about it).
3. Like many silly rumors that I have been made aware of about the week: It was NOT shown at my wedding.
4. I think we can all agree that it was distasteful, even though that was not it's intention.
Once again, in the world that we live in where everyone thinks that they know everything, I want to be very clear... I am NOT defending the video. I agree with the overall consensus. But, to use another "pants" analogy... It seems that these days, misconception gets around the world before the actual truth even wakes up and gets it's pants on.
I want to say that, on behalf of my friends, family, and associative knuckleheads, I am deeply sorry to anyone who was offended by the video. Again, it was something that I was not made aware of. But, I do understand the reaction and, by association, I am holding myself accountable.
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to share my thoughts. It really is a blessing to be able to speak directly to my true fans so that you can know exactly where I stand.
P.S. You can bet your ass that I'm having my friend do at least 100 hours of community service... Boom.
It is Friday, so announcement time. All weekend I will be blogging and tomorrow will be a reveal or two. Don't know if they will be as juicy as last week, because I am kind of just going in order from the very beginning of the site and seeing what is out there. Please follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer. Have a great weekend everyone!!
This actress is B- list on a very good day. The only reason I am not calling her a C is because of the very hit show she was on, but got kicked off because of drug use. It was while she was on that show that she says that she smoked meth on a red carpet. She had it in her hand the whole time she was walking down the carpet and talking to reporters and on camera and then at the end of the carpet she lit up. She says no one said anything to her even though it was pretty obvious she was not smoking a cigarette. She went to Hollywood when she was young. One of her first big breaks led to a threesome with this reality star turned arm candy for an A++ lister and the reality star's boyfriend at the time. Our B- list actress smokes meth everyday. She says she loves it and does not see the stains on her fingers. The burn marks on her hand. Her teeth getting ready to fall out. She thinks the roles will keep coming. She has not noticed that the films are getting smaller and the roles are getting even smaller. She thinks of herself as a huge star, but does know that she has a huge drug habit that she would like to kick but says she enjoys it way too much to stop. You would think getting kicked off a huge hit show would be a wake up call, but she said that she artistic differences with the producers and writers anyway. Uh huh.
I need a reality show marathon this weekend. Tell me what your favorite ones are so I can find something that will keep me glued to the television the entire weekend. I feel like even though I watch tons of television that I am missing shows on some hidden cable channel or that I have ignored some show because of the name.
This foreign born A list model was at an event recently. She has dated some big names in the past and is one of those rare models who people know the name of. Anyway, at this event she was approached by a handler for an A+ list R&B singer. The handler said that _______ would love for the model to come sit next to him and have a drink. The model said, "Sorry, but I don't like being around black people very much and there is no way I would date one or have people think I date one. So, thanks, but no thanks," and walked away.
Fair warning, this video is an hour long. It comes from a Q&A that Katie Holmes and the cast of her new Broadway play did last night. She barely gets any applause when she is introduced. I am posting it early to give you a long time to watch it. Judy Greer is in it too, so that is fun. It is kind of like watching Inside The Actor's Studio complete with a James Lipton type figure.
This long time television actor who has tried to make his way into movies still looks really young despite what seems like a career that has gone on forever but really has only been a decade since he seemed like he was everywhere on a hit show and popular movies. He has always had problems with cheating. It caused his first divorce and if he is not careful it is going to cause a second one even though he has not been married that long. To make sure he keeps wife and mistresses apart, his wife was not invited to his latest premiere because this D list actress of an A++ list celebrity offspring was there. The two were co-stars and he wanted to say that he had sex with her. Or actually the way he put it was, "I just had sex with _______'s daughter." He seems like a great guy on the outside, but, he is awful.
This actor has got to be approaching A list now. He is always on television and just seems to go from one hit to the next and just shows off some incredible acting talent with the way he can movie between different types of roles. His show right now? Huge hit. If you ask him though, the greatest thing that happened to him was when this B- list actress left the show he was on. They had fooled around a few times. Nothing serious, but our actor is married. So, it would have been awkward if he had been caught having sex with a co-star. She got incredibly clingy and wanted to know everyday when he was going to leave his wife and began calling and texting at all hours to try and get him caught. Then she got a big break and left the show. She never has said a peep since. Our actor has yet to stray again after that one.
Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM
This former A list actress who hit it big in her teens is all grown up now and is married with children. She still acts, but has a tough time finding the same level of jobs or fame she once had when she was on the top of the world. Anyway, she and her husband are splitting because the threesomes they have always enjoyed are turning into our actress and the other woman on an almost regular basis being alone and spending time together. They are even talking about having babies of their own.
To their credit, the school did hear about the bullying and on Wednesday set up a meeting with Felicia and one of the boys. He denied ever bullying anyone. Later, Felicia ran into another person who had been bullying her and they got into an argument. The school never told the parents. Felicia had run away from her foster home seven times. Her final Instagram photo was a photo of her covering her eyes and saying just because you smile doesn't mean you are happy.
If you are ever depressed or being bullied or thinking about killing yourself, please ask someone for help. Ask me, ask anyone on this site. Ask your friends or family or the homeless guy on the street. Talk to someone. Suicide is not the right choice. Ever.
Posted by ent lawyer at 6:45 AM
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Apparently Hurricane Sandy is going to meet some storm in the Atlantic and the world is going to end or at least there will be another Perfect Storm. Ohhh, maybe George Clooney can star in this one too and he and Mark Wahlberg can actually come to blows this time.