Saturday, November 03, 2012
January 11, 2007
If you are involved romantically with an actor or actress, you really should think 2,3,4, or even five times before letting them run off to some international movie set leaving you home alone. (I know what you are thinking/too easy) Well this actress has taken a shine to her new castmate. From the time filming started recently, they could not get enough of each other. She has been dating the same guy for awhile and this break from the mundane is exactly what she needed. At first she was going to treat it just as a fling. Not usually a tabloid victim means she can do what she wants and who she wants without much trouble. The problem is she has started to fall for her co-star and is maybe even PG(not like the movie). Her current boyfriend meanwhile is just waiting for his girlfriend to come home.
This C+ actress/model who is married to an A list celebrity has always suspected her husband is at least bisexual. They rarely have sex despite her being considered one of the more beautiful women in the world. When they do have sex, it is awkward and often disappointing as if she is the first woman he has ever been with and he can rarely maintain any kind of well, you know. Now he says he wants to take a year away and travel the world with his male trainer while she works on her career.
February 29, 2008
#3 This foreign born A list actress in her own country and probably C list here in the US. English is not her first language and her only chance at an American film came as a result of her first language. The film was a blockbuster. She wanted to go to LA as she got lots of offers after that first film, but her boyfriend wouldn't let her. He has become so controlling and so jealous of her career that she is not allowed to own a cell phone, and he goes with her everywhere. No one understands why she stays with him, but she doesn't allow anyone to speak bad about him. Of course he has alienated most of her friends anyway.
So here's the background. I was at work when an old friend, B, showed up with his friend Colin. (real name must be used). I said I would join them after work. I went to my car to take my jersey off because I didn't want to drink in my uniform and left my tank top on with a jacket over. I didn't really talk too much with Colin, but he texted me the next day thanking me for directions (I incorrectly assumed he got my number from B) and then just started a conversation with how I was doing and the usual stuff. I didn't want to be rude, so I answered him politely until he started letting his stupidity show. Here's a gist of the conversation (don't have screenshots.)
Colin: Favorite store besides Victoria's secret?
Me: Not a favorite
Colin: Wow that's surprising.
(Apparently all girls with big boobs must love VS!)
Colin: Can I ask you something personal? Promise you won't get mad? Longest relationship?
Me: How would that make me mad?
Colin: Well, cause I was going to ask you if you'd ever done the friends with benefits thing. It seems like more and more people do that... I don't think it's bad and since you're so good looking, I'm just curious.
Me: No, I don't do that.
Colin: Since you're such a sweetie and we're friends now... well my birthday is coming up. You should totally bake me a cake or cookies. If you do that for me, I'll take you shopping or whatever ya want.
Me: That's not necessary.
(I complained the night before that everyone thinks I'm a lot younger than what I am and he asked what I am usually mistaken for- 18 or younger)
Colin: Oh lord... yeah cause 18 year olds have DD boobs and a smile like yours...
Me: Girls stop growing around 18, sooo, yeah they do. And I don't think your smile has anything to do with age.
Colin: Do you get annoyed with guys talking about your boobs or do you like the compliments?
Colin: Are you really a DD?
Me: I never said I was
Colin: I know, I just guessed... but the way you were flaunting them at work I figured they were that big
Me: I wasn't flaunting them. You probably just didn't stop looking. There is a difference.
Colin: lol wow thanks for calling me out... you really are so sweet ;) Guess you don't want me coming to see you this weekend.
(Bastard! I never even said I wanted to see you again!)
After sending so many texts without a response and me very annoyed and tired of being nice--
Colin: Guess you weren't interested
Me: I never said I was. Stop texting me, You're an asshole, if you didn't already know.
Colin: How am I an asshole? I never did anything to you
Me: You don't go around asking girls you don't know about their boobs and making stupid assumptions based on what you think you know. Everything you've said to me has been disrespectful
Colin: Ok you're good looking... excuse me for telling you that.
Me: Lol, really? You don't see anything inappropriate with what you've been saying to me? "What's your fave store besides Victoria's Secret?" "Are you really a dd?" "Do you like guys talking about your boobs...?" "How do you feel about friends with benefits?"
Colin: I didn't say how do you feel about friends with benefits, I asked if you had done it.... well every woman likes victoria's secret so excuse me for putting you in that category.
Me: No they don't. That's a stupid assumption and that's even worse! You don't ask strangers about their sex life. Get your head out of your ass.
Colin: Okay, well I'm sorry for giving you compliments... it's not like I was trying to date you or anything... you seemed like a cool person to be around. So since you obviously hate me now... do you even want to talk?
My replies were not edited. This guy couldn't take a hint. I was sent 4-6 texts to my one short answered text. I really could not believe how dumb he was.
February 11, 2008
#1 This A list director has come full circle. Unable to find anyone he hasn't screwed, our director managed to convince his old flame and very in shape celebrity to go home with him. Obviously she has some extreme self esteem issues to go back to this well again. It also goes against everything she presents to the public.
Brett Ratner & Serena Williams
This former A list all movie actress has been going through a rough time the past year. Getting paid $1M to spend the weekend as a host for a party will probably help improve the mood. Our actress refers to it as being a host. There will be a party and she will be a host with the owner of the house, but, she will have to perform some other duties during the weekend too. Of course considering how wasted she was when she arrived for her flight, and her inability to form sentences or put two words together probably means she might not even remember any of the weekend.
This married A+ list movie actress let it be known at an event yesterday that she is open to a new relationship because she is bored with her celebrity husband. Our actress turned on every bit of acting knowledge she has ever showed and flirted non-stop with a man approaching billionaire status. When she was asked about her kid(s) she said that is what boarding schools are for and he would never have to worry about seeing them.
Friday, November 02, 2012
Halle Berry goes for daring and tight in Moscow.
Four parts today.
Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos even look perfect when they are just taking a random walk through the streets.
WHICH former Disney kid-turned-pop star loves to show off her body by dancing topless in the window of her Hollywood mansion? Neighbors of the barely legal homeowner have complained to the naughty resident, but she pays them no mind – and even flips them off!
This B-/B+ list actor is one of those actors who you could name every movie he has ever been in, but would not be able to remember his name. He has been in several huge hits and has done both television and movies, although movies have given him his fame. It was a movie that also gave our married with kid(s) actor an insight into who he really is when he had a torrid affair with a male co-star who is always A list. Our actor told everything to his wife and she has been supportive and understands that they won't be able to get divorced because his family would never understand. She has her own career and the kid(s) and wants our actor to be happy. He has become pretty open in public and at parties and clubs but would never actually come out to the world.
It is Friday which means it is announcement time. I will be here all weekend blogging and will have a reveal or two for you tomorrow. For those of you who blow through this without reading, you might miss that next week sometimes will be the annual MV anniversary clue and the clue will be objective rather than subjective. Not sure what day yet next week, but I will let you know on here and on Twitter. Follow me @entylawyer.
Don't forget this weekend the time changes and fall back sucks for getting dark early, but if you go to a good bar they will let you drink an extra hour.
This actress is B list. probably the definition of B list. Even though she has been a lead actress in lots of movies, she still has to work hard to make sure she gets roles. Not as hard as some other people. If you have ever seen this very attractive actress in anything, you might have asked yourself how she got the role. She is a good actress, but she is not a great actress. She tries to make films which will get her nominated for things, but they never do and then she has to go back to doing what she does best. F**king directors for parts. The funny thing is that she never has to audition, but she is usually in the mix of two or three people who look fairly identical to her. She knows that her reputation precedes her though and that she will get the role if the director is straight and not too happily married. It started about a decade ago. She came out of nowhere really and landed a huge role in a huge movie which put her name on the map all because she made it very clear to the very married director that she would be happy to have sex with him as much as he wanted. The director who is A list is not known for his good looks and he jumped on the chance. You never saw a happier guy during filming. Our actress thought she could suffer through a few months of sex for what was turning into almost $500K a movie and letting her have a chance to make serious movies without having to have sex with directors. She has never really had a boyfriend because she just goes from one director to the next. 2 or 3 months with a director then takes a break for a year and then gets another role and a director. A decade of doing this and our actress has a very solid career and one that you scratch your head and wonder how she got the role, but now you know exactly how she got it and she won't be shy about admitting it if you ask her either.
THIS hunky A-lister is getting calls from his desperate C-list actress ex-wife – she was famous when he was struggling – because now she’s hoping he’ll help HER with her floundering career! But the still-bitter actor wants nothing to do with her. Who are they?
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I am just really grateful that Carrie Underwood has not decided to get into acting.
What B-/C+ list actress with A++ name list recognition is counting down the days until she ends her latest project. What started out as an innocent lunch with a co-star has turned into a full court press by him almost 24 hours a day. She is wary of any bad publicity coming her way right now and thinks he will run screaming to the press if she treats him poorly or blows him off like she wants to. So, she sucks it up and puts up with his constant badgering. Never has someone been more grateful for no cell service. The constant calls and texts have stopped, but now he pops in at her hotel all the time to make sure everything is ok.
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What reality show contestant who is a celebrity themselves is on a coke bender for the ages. They think it is the only way they can fit enough hours into the day because they really want to win. They know this is the last big chance at a career boost.
In the little over two minutes from this clip on MTV you get to see Kristen Stewart acting extremely dramatic, 30 seconds of their first red carpet appearance together, and Robert Pattinson trying to shove an e-cigarette into his pocket when they came back from the clip. I hope it was an e-cigarette or he is going to have a nasty burn.
This actress is fast approaching A list and made her fame in television and movies. Always seemingly nice, she also has a husband and kids. Turns out that she may love fame and publicity more than she has ever let on before. She usually will let paps know when she is leaving her home and leaves it up to them whether or not they want photos. The other day they did and she and her family walked slower than you have ever seen anyone walk just so that lots of photos could be snapped. When one of her children started crying about how long the whole process was taking, our actress sternly reminded the child that there is no crying allowed when they are being photographed by paps and to be quiet.
I will let the reader tell the story.
I wanted to tell you a nice celeb story about what happened to me last night while I was trick or treating with my kids and some friends of theirs.
One of the kids in the group, a five year old boy, was dressed up as Harry Potter, complete with matted hair, glasses, wand, etc. We were walking on East 78th Street which is a popular Halloween spot for NYC kids since all the town houses and apartments on the blocks between Park and 3rd Avenue go all out decorating for the holiday and load them up with candy.
Anyway amid the madness, the boy was walking along the street when a young woman came up to him and said, "Excuse me, are you Harry Potter?" After he mumbled out a yes, she said, "That's great, because I'm Hermonie Granger and we're best of friends" and she gave him a big hug.
Of course the boy was too young to realize that it was indeed Emma Watson, who couldn't have been nicer.
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Thursday, November 01, 2012
That scowl by Kim Kardashian is more acting than she ever showed in her sex tape.