Saturday, November 10, 2012
April 3, 2008
#1 - Apparently someone is living out whatever fantasies they can think of. This Academy Award winning/nominated A list film actor and his girlfriend decided to go car shopping. They picked out a modest $150,000 car to take for a little test drive. When they got back an hour later, they said thanks, but no thanks to the salesperson and drove off. Inside the car was the smell of sex and a used condom. Apparently someone decided not to clean up after themselves. The owner of the dealership placed a call to our actor to say that he did not find it humorous and was not sure if the car would be able to sell now because of the smell and was going to contact his attorneys. Our actor then decided that perhaps he ought to just go ahead and buy the car.
March 31, 2008
#3 - This B list film actress with a nose for paparazzi disappeared off the radar screen for a few days. Public stories professed one thing while in reality our actress spent a few days with a foreign billionaire. You do the math.
March 17, 2008
#1 - The B list bisexual film actress who has probably never turned down a guy was turned down over the weekend by a woman. Not the woman she usually is seen out and about with mind you. No, that celebrity was nowhere to be seen. Instead, our actress spent much of the evening trying one approach after the other with this other female. Our actress would not take no for an answer until the female dialed a number on her own cell, and then handed it to our actress. On the other end was the regular female companion for our actress who made nice on the phone and hung up. She then spent 30 minutes making sure that the hit on female would not report the bad behavior. Too late.
Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson
This A list all movie all the time actor had a secret meeting with this formerly almost A list foreign born singer. He has always sung her praises and when she was at the top of her fame chart, he was her biggest admirer. Meeting in secret is not that big of a deal normally, but in this case, it will be very interesting to see if she goes out with him to a very public event in the next few weeks. You know, just as friends, but then marriage in about two weeks.
My wife is having an affair with a government executive. His role is to manage a project whose progress is seen worldwide as a demonstration of American leadership. (This might seem hyperbolic, but it is not an exaggeration.) I have met with him on several occasions, and he has been gracious. (I doubt if he is aware of my knowledge.) I have watched the affair intensify over the last year, and I have also benefited from his generosity. He is engaged in work that I am passionate about and is absolutely the right person for the job. I strongly feel that exposing the affair will create a major distraction that would adversely impact the success of an important effort. My issue: Should I acknowledge this affair and finally force closure? Should I suffer in silence for the next year or two for a project I feel must succeed? Should I be “true to my heart” and walk away from the entire miserable situation and put the episode behind me? NAME WITHHELD
What would you tell him to do?
The NY Times said to not expose the affair in any high profile way. Ooops. Guess that happened anyway.
Posted by ent lawyer at 9:30 AM
What A list all movie actor who doesn't deserve it, regrets splitting up with his ex, not for any sense of love, but because he didn't date her long enough to sleep with her. And by long enough, he thought one date was long enough and when it didn't happen he said bye.
Meanwhile, Selena Gomez was tired of getting cheated on; could see their careers were headed in opposite directions and wanted to date someone who knew how to pull his pants up.
Friday, November 09, 2012
Sally Field gets the top spot because she looks amazing.
You always wonder how sharp these swords are to make someone a Knight. Here is Kenneth Branagh hoping they are very dull.
Three parts today.
Rumer Willis before a paying gig to sing in Miami.
This celebrity mom loves to post photos of her with her baby. She reviews each of them extremely carefully to make sure you can't see any of her needle marks though because she has not given up her heroin habit, but she did move the injections from her arms to her legs.
A video taken by a student shows a substitute teacher in Baltimore being bullied by her students. Not only do they call her names, but the student at the beginning of the video actually flicks the face of the teacher. What is going on with kids today? Does anyone have any respect for anyone? This kind of thing makes me wonder what parents are teaching their kids where a kid thinks this is acceptable behavior. I understand this is a substitute, but can you imagine ever doing this to any adult when you were a kid, let alone a teacher? A spokesperson for the teacher's union says it happens everyday in the schools.
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:30 AM
Today is Friday, so it is announcement time. Not too many to make. I will be here all weekend, typing my fat fingers to the bone blogging away and revealing a blind item or two tomorrow. Lately there have been some really good ones. Sometimes I reveal them ahead of time on Twitter and also this week, I have some blind items on there that are not on the site so, please follow me @entylawyer
It is that time of the year for the annual MV clue. Normally it would be on the anniversary of the blog but that is over the weekend, so I thought I would give it to you today. Hard to believe it has been six years. I could not have done it without all of you.
I promised you an objective clue.
Combined, the first and last name equals 13 letters.
This A list singer talks about how much she loves her husband and how he is amazing and goes on and on. She might say all of those things, but I wonder if she is thinking them when she is in bed with her manager. This is not a recent thing. It has been going on for years. Her manager is married and has been married and it was all going to be too complicated if they tried to publicly get together, especially with her fan base, so she found some guy and married him.
Posted by ent lawyer at 9:20 AM
This former pop princess and now a singer/actress depending on what day you ask her has been trying forever to have children with her celebrity husband. He has always indicated to her that the issues must be her fault and she has been through batteries of tests to determine what could be wrong while not undergoing any of his own. He also swears he would love to have kids with her. What she has just now discovered is that he had a vasectomy right before they got married just so he would not have to have any kids with her.
This unfortunately A list celebrity and reality star was being her normal rude self thinking she was dealing with a fan who loved her. Our celebrity blew off the fan and was treating her like she was garbage. You know, because that is normal. You should have seen the massive butt kissing that ensued when the celebrity found out who the fan really was and how our celebrity's bad behavior almost cost her a million dollar deal.
Lindsay's new PR team thought it would be bad for Lindsay to discuss her personal life and just wanted to keep the whole interview about Liz & Dick and how Lindsay thinks she is Elizabeth Taylor reincarnated.
This A list Tweener has a had a rough few days. It turns out that models are not attracted to him and laughed when he hit on them. He also found out he won't be getting a starring role in a popcorn movie that he thought he had a shot at. Apparently even though he had no shot, people kept telling him he did and he believed them. Maybe he should look at some of his other acting performances.
Posted by ent lawyer at 7:00 AM
For the past month or two, the former star of Saved By The Bell, Lark Voorhies has been in the news after she gave a bizarre interview and then her mother said she was bi-polar. Lark has refuted this and gave an interview to Entertainment Tonight. All I have to say is that she gave what is possibly the strangest celebrity interview ever.
"It is a small u …opinionata that is getting blown currently out of proportions. I have no stating reasons why anyone should worry about me. Clearly, I am a very strong, top-of-the line, always riding to it personage. I have no worries myself, nor do I exude, exhibit or possess within my living stratus any reason why someone should worry my behalf. It's completely fictional."
She is like that character on In Living Color who would just make up words that kind of sounded real. Lark has some issues and I wish that she would see a doctor or get some help, both of which she refuses to do.
Mom catches couple in bed and freaks out. Daughter is just 14 and boyfriend is 18 and tells them it is against the law and the 18 year old should date someone who is closer to his age. The mom and daughter get into a huge blowout fight. Ariel goes to her sister's house and tells sister what happened. Ariel wants to be with boyfriend. Sister files paperwork to become guardian. Mom loses first round in court. Mom files police report which she should have done in the first place, but didn't. This is where it gets tricky. Did she not file the police report because she does not want to lose her meal ticket? Did she not file because she had not decided if it was wrong? So many interesting options. I do know that Ariel's boyfriend has a good chance of going to jail. 18 with a 15 year old is a misdemeanor. 18 with a 14 year old is a felony. There is no defense and are no exceptions.
Posted by ent lawyer at 6:15 AM
In a video post yesterday, the co-host of Dancing With The Stars, Brooke Burke, announced that she has thyroid cancer and will be undergoing a thyroidectomy. Brooke had a nodule in her throat and after numerous tests, it was discovered the nodule was cancerous. Brooke says she is not sick and has never felt better and that she is telling everyone because she is going to have a big scar in the middle of her throat. I wonder if that means she would not have said anything if the scar could have been hidden. I hope everything goes as smoothly as she says and that everything works out great.
Thursday, November 08, 2012
While the rest of the Victoria's Secret models were drinking coffee and chain smoking, Hilary Rhoda spent most of yesterday helping out in areas hit by Hurricane Sandy before walking down the runway last night.