Saturday, November 24, 2012
June 13, 2008
#2 - I have been meaning to share this one for the past week and I keep forgetting. You know the female singer dating the "porn star?" Yep, they made a sex tape. The last film the "porn star" made put us all to sleep. This one though should probably make for a really funny comedy. I cannot wait to see if this one comes out. I might actually buy it instead of stealing it from the internet.
Ray J/Whitney Houston
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This B- list reality star and C list actress has told her A list boyfriend that she either wants a raise or a ring. This whole fake boyfriend/girlfriend thing is no longer working out like she thought it would and it has not been helping her career like she thought either.
If you are in the Miami area, have access to a great deal of meth, then you to can have sex with this former B list actress from a hit cable show. Now she is probably a C lister, but if you act fast, you can have her before she loses her teeth.
Friday, November 23, 2012
Colin Farrell rides a horse on the set of his new movie.
This is the plate Tyra Banks was about to eat or at least think she is about to eat.
Salma Hayek at the Bambi awards which were hosted by
Four parts today.
This barely still A list all movie actor who is always a little strange finally went too far with his long suffering girlfriend. The final straw was when he introduced her to his co-star and then said they were going to have sex and the girlfriend should join them. The girlfriend said no, and her A lister boyfriend said that the co-star had a boyfriend and would the girlfriend rather just swap? That was it. Out the door she went.
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It is Friday so it is announcement day. Not much today except that as usual I will be here all weekend and will have a reveal or two tomorrow. If you want, you can follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer and often talk about things there that I don't here. Plus, if I am drunk, I am more likely to post there because I can do it half blind. A traditional Four For Friday today.
#1 - This former A list all television actor from a hit show has finally found some work after his show had finished its run. He needed to find something because he said spending time with his wife after being gone so long was killing him and he couldn't wait to what kind of extras were going to be hired.
#2 - This former A list actor who has always been on television had some serious butt kissing to do as he hit the bottle really hard, but this time instead of passing out, got violent with his much younger girlfriend. She is sticking with him, but got him to start paying her every month because she quit her job to be with him full-time.
#3 - This former almost A list actress who is still B and always has been all movies is back on the bottle again and got hammered at a club out of the country the other night. Took off her shirt and bra and wandered around the club topless. Her boyfriend was so hammered, he didn't care at all.
#4 - This B- list all movie actress who used to be in television had planned on quitting acting because she was not getting any roles that were not repeats of what she has previously done. Unfortunately her husband has spent all their money on stupid get rich quick schemes and her businesses are doing well, but need more cash. Rumor has it the only part she can get which will pay enough will require her to strip for the first time ever.
This A list NASCAR driver who has been driving for a very long time is married. he had been telling his very attractive wife that he was going to take a little three day vacation with some of the guys from his crew. In reality, he was going to take a little three day vacation with an 19 year old he met when he was signing some autographs. At the last minute, our driver's wife decide she wanted to come so our driver had to cancel with the mistress, get a bunch of the guys to come and had to pay for all of them to get there and be there just so the story would seem true.
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This C- list actress was once a big deal on television and it was not that long ago. At the time she thought she was too good for the hit network show and wanted to move on. She has moved on, but not to much. Somehow she supports herself through appearances and the occasional modeling job. She had found a boyfriend after a bunch of horrible relationships and she thought this boyfriend was the one and even got a tattoo. He convinced her to have a threesome with another woman who was a friend of the actress. Once they did he started dating the friend and broke up with the actress.
This celebrity offspring from an A list celebrity couple has been late with her period twice in the past six months. The mom knows her daughter is having sex and has been freaking out. She had her daughter on the pill but the daughter never took it and says she does not always use condoms so the mom took her to the doctor and got her the birth control shot. And a GPS tracker for her phone. And a curfew. This offspring is going to be the wildest kid ever.
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What C list actor who has not been in anything of consequence but still manages to keep his name in the news almost everyday was spotted this week getting a new cell phone. From a new company. Without his B list celebrity wife. He was denied for service with the new company and asked if he wanted to use someone as a co-signer. He looked like he would die. He also had to pay in cash. He said there was no way he could use any credit cards and his wife pays all the bills.
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