Saturday, December 15, 2012
October 24, 2008
#1 - Jackass - This foreign born B list film star who was shooting for A list before he started losing his hair and his box office mojo is apparently extremely sensitive about his hair. How much? Well, he was buying a suit a few weeks ago and the salesperson suggested a hat because he thought it would go well the suit. Our actor took it the wrong way though and took a good five minutes to yell at the offending salesperson before throwing the suit on the floor and kicking it around a little and then walking out the door.
October 24, 2008
#3 - Jackass - B list television actress who used to be on a hit and is now on a new show. Not the most fun person to work with according to the crew. For someone who is lucky enough to have a career she sure loves to play the game of don't talk to me. Apparently unless you are a producer or director on the show, you are not allowed to speak directly to her. Well, the crew loves nothing more to talk to her anyway. They love doing this when they need a break because they know she will throw a tantrum and retreat to her dressing room for at least an hour.
July 25, 2008
#2 - Mild mannered on and off screen, this aging, but not old, former Academy Award winning actor has a favorite haunt. He loves this S&M club. Although his name is on the membership records, when he is at the club or an event he always wears a mask the entire time and has everyone call him Steve. His favorite activities always have to include redheads. Don't know why, just one of his kinks apparently.
Nic Cage - **Back when this was written, he had not really shown the temper he has in the past year or two.
October 2, 2008
So, our singer and her husband are back for I think the third appearance in this space. You remember them don't you. She had a baby and the marriage all fell apart. Well sometimes you may see them out together. What you don't see is the fact that she makes out with other guys right in front of the husband. Oh yes, they are still married although it is in name only. Now as for other activities she does in front of the husband, still no word. Working on it though.
Posted by ent lawyer at 9:00 AM
Friday, December 14, 2012
Most requested actor of the past month or two gets the top spot. Benedict Cumberbatch.
Eric Dane with his daughter at a candy store.
John Mayer and Katy Perry at a Rolling Stones show.
Four parts today.
Just two weeks left to get in your photos for Reader Photos. Send them to me and I will post them leading up to Reveal Day on January 1 and then post them in one or two big massive reader photo posts that day. E-mail them to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Reader Photo #1
Posted by ent lawyer at 12:01 PM
This former almost A list tweener and now probably a B-/C+ actress who has trouble finding work says she feels used by her now ex-boyfriend. He had dumped her before and she begged him to take her back so he did but made her film some sex scenes together. He won't give them to anyone she doesn't think, but as soon as he got them he dumped her. She also says he borrowed a ton of money from her but had enough to buy his new girlfriend a car.
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:30 AM
Today is Friday. Thank goodness because I need to get some serious weekend drink on. This weekday drink has not been enough this week. Anyway, I wanted to remind you there are just 18 more days until Reveal Day. That is January 1st. I realize that in Australia it is on January 2, but, hopefully you are better at the whole time change calculation thing than I am. I will be here all weekend blogging and tomorrow I will have a reveal or two. Oh, today I had a blind item on twitter that I did not have here and if I get to 20,000 followers I will have a big reveal like I did when I hit 10,000 followers. You can follow me @entylawyer
#1 - This B- list all television actress now says she n longer speaks to two of her more famous co-stars because she overheard them using a racial slur to discuss her.
#2 - This A list celebrity with A++ list name recognition says that she is uncomfortable around white people. Huh?
#3 - This B+ all movie actress who sometimes flirts with A list said she always thought her ex-husband was gay because he always wanted the lights off and only ever had sex if he could have her butt. Yep. They did manage to make child(ren) so guess it was not everytime.
#4 - This foreign born actress and singer who is starting to make a name for herself has been sharing a hotel room for the past two weeks with this former A list celebrity who is now more famous for his offspring.
"If you ever see me at a Twilight convention signing autographs or posing for photos, then you either know I have been kidnapped or paid $10M because I would not do it for a penny less. I shudder thinking about if I had to make another one of those. I took a shower when I finished the last one and hate that I am still talking about it." Twilight actress who is B list and owes her career to Twilight
"Want to know the real reason we split? Missionary for month after month gets really old. Oh, and the screaming if her hand made contact with my p**is. She probably would have gone into shock if I asked her to use her mouth." A+ all movie actor discussing his former girlfriend who is an A list all movie actress.
This C list trashy celebrity who really wishes she could be an A list reality star has a huge crush on a man much younger than her husband. What she doesn't know is that her mom is having sex with the guy and doesn't plan on giving him up.