Saturday, December 22, 2012
January 30, 2009
#1 & 2- This must be obvious week or something because this is about the fifth or sixth one that has been really easy. This one is not difficult, nor that juicy, or even blind item worthy, but it is funny as hell. This former B list television actress who is now a C list wannabe film actress and sometime blog writer with a substance problem and has a sister who probably is not her biggest fan has made a big deal about the fact that she has a new love in her life. This new love is the singer of a band that sounds a lot like the name of a band that was really good back in the day and has the same number of letters and the same consonants at the beginning and the end. Anyway, this singer has been on tour away from his beloved but in one recent city he performed in the past few weeks he spent the entire night holding hands, and making passes at one woman. The woman asked him why he was hitting on her so much when he had our actress waiting for him. "Oh, I'm just with her because she can't get a job to save her life and wants the publicity." There is probably more to it than that, but the fact that he said it shows what he thinks of her at least.
Mischa Barton/Luke Pritchard from The Kooks
This foreign born A list reality star in her own country and probably a C+ here who used to be higher when she stripped a lot, dates a lot of guys, but will only get in a relationship with a guy who also loves other men. First question she asks a guy who asks her out. "Have you been with another guy?" If you don't answer yes, then she says bye.
December 12, 2008
#1 - This guy is an A list television star and probably B in films he has done. Probably not any higher than B list on name recognition though. Oh, he stars in one of those crime dramas. Anyway, for the past year he has just had his paychecks sent to directly to various charities in the city where he films his show.
This A+ list all movie actor has been feeling lonely since he broke it off with his B list all movie actress girlfriend even though she did drive him crazy. So, he turned to this almost A list all movie actress for a little canoodling which of course almost destroyed her relationship with her almost A list all movie actor boyfriend. The thing is, the B list actress will still take back the A+ lister anytime. He can do whatever he wants and she will probably stick around.
It is one thing for someone to say that another celebrity is gay. Katt Williams does not exactly have the most stellar track record when it comes to interpersonal relationships the past month. He has never had his name in the news more than he has the past month. It might be because of that instability that he decided to tell a crowd at a recent show that Jamie Foxx is gay. He went on to say some names, including Marcus Anthony, who apparently is the only person on Jamie Foxx's record label. "Who’s gay? Jamie Foxx,. I can even tell you the name of the dude he f**ked. His name is Marcus Anthony; he’s the only dude signed to Jamie Foxx’s label.” Katt then went on to say that he was offered the role of Django first and turned it down and that Jamie should be ashamed of himself for taking it.
Friday, December 21, 2012
The entire world is looking for this woman because she is sexually abusing 4 and 5 year old children on tape, including one just two weeks ago. Call your local police or FBI if you see her.
If this whole acting thing does not work out, I see a promising career on price is Right for Emma Roberts.
Katherine Heigl actually looking like herself and not someone in her mid 60's.
Just one more week to get in your reader photos for reveal day. I guess technically there is a little more than a week, but next week is the holidays so I don't want you to forget. You can e-mail them to me at email@example.com
Four parts today.
Reader Photo #1
Posted by ent lawyer at 12:01 PM
This male celebrity who has been in this space very recently for cheating on his B+ list celebrity wife also has two other people he sees during the week that he rotates. One of them must be very special because she has showed up in several different cities that our celebrity was in over the past month.
Friday today. The last Friday before Christmas. I will be here all weekend and Christmas Eve and Christmas too. I don't want you to forget about me or be without some blind items or some gossip, so I will be here plugging away. Tomorrow I will have a blind item or two to reveal as we get closer to Reveal Day on January 1st. If you would like, please follow me on Twitter @entylawyer
This actress used to be almost A list. Always movies. Hated television. Thought it was beneath her. That is because she started off with such a bang that she thought she would never have to do television. Time have changed. Her stock has dropped to B-/C+ and she will do television as long as it is a movie. Not just something thrown together for ratings, but a real movie. Of course if the paycheck is high enough she will lower her demands about the quality of the programming.People don't really like working with her. Actually they hate working with her. They hate being her boyfriend or husband too, but that can take a little bit longer because she is so different that the guys get wrapped up int he fact that she is ready and willing to do anything with anyone so the guy will put up with her throwing dishes at them or threatening them with a knife or gun or beating them when they least suspect it. Unstable does not begin to describe our actress, but the guys she is with love it. When a regular guy asks her out, she has no interest. She needs to see that the guy has an edge too and that he might fight back. Not actually fight back, but looks like he might. It seems like she always has a boyfriend or husband because no women want to hang out with her so the only person she has in her life ever is the guy she is currently with.
This reality show celebrity has been getting texts from her former B+ list and now C+ list actor ex saying that she looks like she has gained weight. This of course caused her to go into freak out mode because she, for some reason cares about her a-holey ex and she has started purging again. She doesn't want anyone to know so she is eating normally and then rushing to her trailer and purging.
What happens when an artist for Marvel Comics gets his hands on Mad Men? Well if you are Dan Panosian you get the images below which are incredible and makes me wish there was a Mad Men comic book. You can see all the ones he has drawn on his site, which is here.