Wednesday, January 09, 2013

Blind Item #1

This A+ list all movie actor is doing everything to try and stay young looking. He says that he is tired of having to always pay for sex so has started spray tanning his body and coloring his hair to make him look younger. The only thing he is doing is making women laugh when they see him and his horrible fake tan.

65 comments:

LottaColada said...

Sean Penn

FSP said...

Will Smith

Sarah said...

I thought of John Travolta but it says women

Frufra said...

Very funny, FSP :-p. Lotta, I'm loving the Penn guess, because he's so nasty. But I'm trying to think of someone even older, who would look redic with dyed hair and a spray tan.

mynerva said...

OMG!

Jeneral said...

Sean Penn for sure. He looked ridiculous at the premier of Gangster Squad.

Kenneth said...

Nick cage

Christopher Cruz said...

Yuuuck!!! Sean Penn and Nic Cage are both sooo gross!!!

LottaColada said...

Penn popped into mind right away because this morning on GMA George Stephanopolous(?) asked Josh Brolin what was up with Penn's ridiculous tan at The Gangster Squad premiere. Now if another man noticed it, it must be pretty bad! I looked at the random photos from yesterday and there he is next to Brolin.

Frufra said...

Ohh, good detective work, Lotta! You're probably right!

On a (somewhat) related note: I was just doing "research" over at the DM, and was scrutinizing this pic of Brad Pitt. Did he roll a bum for that blazer? Someone please explain this to me: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2259516/Brad-Pitt-seen-time-reports-married-Angelina-Jolie.html

phoenix said...

There has to be something more going on with an A+ list actor beyond aging that forces him to have to pay for sex. An A+ list famous name will usually work with any number of attractive women regardless of how he looks. I'm thinking his personality must be off-putting.

Tuxedo Cat said...

Oh my, tanning spray + wrinkles = trouble. I'm 50 so I can say it. Better to use a natural-ingredient lotion type. I've got a great one from The Body Shoppe that I've been using for years. Even then, it has to be diluted with lotion.

Traveller said...

Arnold Schwarzenegger

MadLyb said...

Sean Peen. If you want to tie women to chairs or rough them up, you'll probably have to find a working girl who specializes in that sort of thing.

Evil Kumquat said...

Good god.

http://au.movies.yahoo.com/galleries/gallery/15790429/gangster-squad-los-angeles-premiere/15790432/

phoenix said...

OK, Lotta got it, and Penn's personality leaves much to be desired, so good luck with that tan.

Topper Madison said...

Penn

Exhibit A: http://news.yahoo.com/photos/actor-sean-penn-arrives-warner-bros-pictures-gangster-photo-071401897.html

phoenix said...

Oh crap Evil Kumqwat. Scary!

VIPblonde said...

@Lotta You got it! Why is it everytime I see Sean Penn these days, I hear the song "Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places" in my head?

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Lola said...

@phoenix, if it's Penn, I'm thinking he smells bad.

Lurky Loo said...

@Tuxedo Cat,

Agreed and it isn't only the people with wrinkles. I wish more people of all ages would look in the mirror and realistically gauge just how close they are to being mistaken for an Oompa Loompa...

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angelface said...

Al Pachino.

Hoo-ah!

phoenix said...

lol @ Lola, that too!

Frufra said...

I'll give Penn this much - if the look he's going for is "Old Spicoli" - NAILED IT!!!!

Snapdragon said...

@Frufra--HAHAHAHA!

Yeah. I think you lot got it. Penn all the way.

scratchy kitty said...

LOL!
I just shot my Coca Cola.thru my nose!

*karen* said...

One of my former students posted a picture of her and a friend with Sean Penn in an elevator a couple days ago on FB. He definitely had a spray tan and she said in the caption that he was "wasted."

figgy said...

John Boehner?

Jenn said...

Wow, Sean Penn looks like an Oompa Loompa!!

Sunny said...

I have examined all the evidence (all your lovely photo links) and I think Sean is hitting the tanning beds, not the tanning spray. He's clearly sunburned, and I don't think it's possible to turn that lovely shade of Sienna without nappin in the sun coffin. I bore you with this info, because this makes it so much worse! Between his heavy smoking and using a tanning bed instead of spray tan? Oy vey! That is gong to be one pruney Penn

Sunny said...

Dammit! I could've really grossed you out before breakfast and said One Pruney Peen. I'll do better next time

maggs said...

Didn't Sean Penn's wife stay at some hotel with him a few years back and it was a blind that he was with 2 hookers in the hotel or something like that? He obviously pays or has to pay so my guess is Penn too, I have never ever seen him so tan, lol!

Frufra said...

OK, Sunny - I defer to your judgement. Now, who is the old A+ dude who IS spray tanning?? We need your theory, missy.

Sunny said...

Fru
I was just spouting off about my finely tuned artificial tanning knowledge. My Mom would be so proud. I still think the blind is about Spicoli though. Just that's he's being MORE of an idiot for using a tanning bed and damaging his nasty ass skin even further

Sunny said...

P.S. I intentionally left exclamation points out of that last paragraph so I don't always come across as an annoying cheerleader type, but as I go back and re-read I "sound" depressed and irritable. hmmmm
I love my exclamation (explanation!) points!!

Jazzy said...

Haha, yes! He looked like a burnt flaming hot Cheeto.

LottaColada said...

The funny thing is Josh was all "Oh he doesn't go tanning that's all real, he's been out doing great things in Haiti." I'm sure the Haitian sunshine darkened his hair to brown as well!

White lilly said...

@FSP, lol!!!!
@Jazzy, eeewww!!! Lol

Emma looked incredibly unconfortable in that pic with Sean Peen...

curlyhairslacker said...

I saw a pic on FB posted by Bill Maher a few days ago of him, Eddie Vedder and Sean in Hawaii on NYE. So possibly a mix of actual sun, beds and spray?

ms snarky said...

SP is so creepy. Yikes. I think horror movies are the next natural step. He's certainly got the look for it.

ms snarky said...

also, he looks like a real life version of The Dude Abides. Except for orange.

ms snarky said...

http://gofugyourself.com/celebrity-tanorexia-terror-watch-sean-penn-01-2013/premiere-of-warner-bros-pictures-gangster-squad-red-carpet-2

Sherry said...

@Sunny..Girl that made me laugh out loud.

I think it is Penn..And he pays because then he knows someone will REALLY love him. I think we're splitting hairs over spray vs. "the sun coffin"...LOL

OT speaking of Penn I saw a great expose on Haiti last night regarding the NGO's and how they have lined their own coffers and the people have gotten NOTHING. It was maddeningly sad. I wonder how much Sean actually does there.

FrenchGirl said...

Leo Dicaprio? he is "orange" actually and he dyed his hair but i don't think that he pays to sex with VS models

Sean Penn? i saw him yesterday at GANSTER QUAD premiere:he forgot to dye his hair and he's "red" because of holiday in Hawai

crila16 said...

A+ actor...straight. Hmmmm...this should be easy. There's so few out there. I'm going with Sean Penn.

Pogue Mahone said...

To narrow it down all we have to do is think of guys that are orange....

Mooshki said...

Sean Penn is the orangest person I have ever seen.

Mooshki said...

(Oops, same link as Ms. Snarky posted. :) )

Blondie! said...

Ewww, just eww.

DrumGirl said...

Mickey Rourke

Lurky Loo said...

Sean Penn and Bill Maher hang out together? Figures...they are both huge dbags.

Agent**It said...

Sherry, thank you for that!. I stated on CDAN some time ago that it was a big ruse. Money laundering 101. He is a sick f*ck.

Halfmad said...

Penn: Cut your hair. Shave the face. Clean up your personality. You might do better then.

Claritysk said...

Am I the only one who though of Leonardo dicaprio?

In entry's newest pic post Leo is there with an actress and he looks so faked tan. Given Leo always seems to have babes around him, who is t say they aren't paid for. Like the cruise ship with that bigger actor? Maybe that whole thing was paid, and an idea of Leo's to get back and the bigger actors gf ( sorry I am terrible with names). I mean they had to have known they'd be spotted. Or at least Leo would.

Plus he is getting on with age, and was looking a little bigger than normal...

FingerBinger said...

@Sherry & Agent**It Sean Penn has spoken out against the NGO's. Sean Penn isn't running an NGO he's running a charity there is a difference. The charities are the ones that are actually helping Haiti.Penn is not laundering money.
How is this a blind item? Doesn't this sound like an opinion? If this is Penn I guess I am in the minority who thinks Penn can still pull women that he doesn't have to pay for.

mannyv said...

George Hamilton?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Mel Gibson!!!

Jenn said...

Penn is pink though, surely if he was spray tanning he would be more orange. I'd think Leo because that color, on that head of his makes him look like a pumpkin. Too bad it's all movie, because The Hoff, always has that day-glo sprayed look.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Sean Penn. That's Romney on Univision bad. If you were out getting a tan, you'd see it in your hairline, too. That's just an orange to white concrete wall!

starzstylista said...

I saw Sean Penn maybe six months ago - he was a very odd color - almost purple. But, if he is pink from drinking mixed with orange from spray tan - yeah that would be the color.

Anna said...

As much Sean Penn hate as there is on here, maybe Enty is Robin Wright. :)

Anna Namiss said...

Oh Penn, Penn, Penn.. you are always going to have to pay for sex, no matter how much fake tanning, or steroids you use, you are hideous both inside and out. You should have stayed and been faithful to Robin, or Madonna, they actually loved you. But you'll be 90 by the time you realise that won't you douche?

tamarind said...

See, i was thinking Sly Stallone