Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Blind Item #3

This A+ list celebrity with A++ name recognition has driven her boyfriend crazy with her demands. He thinks that she needs to be on medication and that she has several different personalities, each of which is based on a celebrity and each, more unusual than the last. When they do talk she generally screams and yells at him and tells him what he needs to do and if he questions her at all she hangs up on him and does not speak to him until he has been punished by her silence. He actually lives for the silence. They never see each other anymore either.

74 comments:

Sugar said...

Sounds like a healthy, loving relationship to me.

Vkn said...

Ok is this an old blind or recent? I'm getting Britney from this.

Christopher Cruz said...
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Christopher Cruz said...

Kristen Wiig!!!

Frufra said...

"Celebrity" is making me think singer. Does GaGa have a boyfriend?

penelope jane said...

I don't know where else to put this, but I am extremely resentful with my boss right now for my busy day yesterday. I went home to catch up on this site and the comments and it looks like I missed a shit ton. I CURSE YOU, BOSS MAN.

having said that, Kristen is a good, random guess.

Andy said...

Kim K?

Nutty_Flavor said...

This seems like an obvious Brangelina to me.

JSierra said...

Where has Christina Aguilera's bf been lately?

Trey said...

Brit's a good guess, but isn't she already pretty medicated?

tealily said...

I like the Gaga guess.

prolixe said...

I can't see Kim K for this - she is her own celebrity and probably has delusions that other people are pretending to be her because she is so magnificent and awesome and wonderful and now I have to go puke.

Kristen Wiig is a good guess, sketch comedy and all.

lazyday603 said...

If he's not married why is he still with her? Is anybody that good in bed?

LottaColada said...

Does Rihanna have a boyfriend we don't know about because ages the only one I thought of.

LottaColada said...

She's*

LottaColada said...

Britney no longer has a boyfriend/fiancé.... How can this be her?

Basil said...

I think this is Britney, even though they aren't engaged, they never broke up right? She's had the split personality thing before, and even if she is medicated now, that's not to say they haven't stopped working.

libby said...

This says 'celebrity' for her and no job mention for him.
Probably not the Brange.

Sincerely,
Today's Brange Firewall.

Claritysk said...

I like the brangelina guess... Brad Pitt has been photographed traveling alone lately. Plus Angie has been rumored to talk in different voices to her kids depends o what mood she is in so that might fit with the multiple personality disorders.

Ruby Soho said...

Miley?
doubt it, but she drives me nuts

KellyLynn said...

This totally sounds like Lady GaGa, to me.

PV Siren said...

I'm with JSierra on this...Xtina used to be attached to the hip of her boyfriend...now, not so much.

CincyDebi said...

Paris Hilton?

Vera L- said...

J Lo

Nellie said...

Where? I missed out too I guess

GIRLIE6SA said...

Brangelina!!!

HB19 said...

Heidi Klum??

katydid said...

My vote is Gaga

Indifferent said...

Halle Barry?

Jori J'adore said...

First time commenter! I may have some insight into these things as I spent the 10 years before this one (2013) working in the tinseltown machine before I decided to start over & change careers. I'm going to jump on the Aguilera bandwagon. She's always been a bit...um...eccentric. Not Angelina, she would never, and neither would JLO. Pretend to be someone ELSE? Yeah, right. haha

Frufra said...

Hi Jori! Yes, comment away!! We need your insight - welcome!

Cecilia00 said...

Madonna

Anna Nonymous said...

I like Halle for this but they are seen together, and Aguilera's seen with her babysitter boyfriend whenever she's stumbling out of a restraunt... Ange and Brad don't fit.... who could it be? Can we get a little help from Himmmmm?

RocketQueen said...

Angie and Brad are engaged...if we're going with engaged couples, I say jennifer and Justin.

RocketQueen said...

Or how about JLo and Baby Caspar?

Sparkwee said...

Yeah I was thinking JLo too.

ljsmed said...

They broke up a few weeks ago.

ABlake said...

Celebrity

not actress or singer. Wondering if that was just to mask the blind? Oh well my Nyquiled self is tossing out Kim K. I can totally see her as believing she is an actress who would have done better in roles.
I can also see Kanye as being more than happy that she isn't around.

Jessi said...

Im surprised no one mentioned JLo and boy toy.

Jessi said...

Oh whoops just scrolled up. Yes @RQ I think it's them!

Sherry said...

I'm thinking Xtina too...My first thought..

And jlsmed: who broke up? When you post on mobile it attaches to that post but when we read the online version in goes in order of posts. Thanks for making it clear.

Jori J'adore..welcome and bring the dirt!

Renoblondee said...

Hi @Jori. Thanks for the insider scoop. I agree JLo thinks JLo is awesome, so not her.

eris hilton said...

If it were Kim K, each personality would have its own reality show. Actually that's not a bad idea.

lc said...

My first thought was Miley.
Welcome to the club JoriJ'adore, these are wonderful, wonderful people!

Erin B said...

I thought maybe Gaga also, but I checked, & she's been seen out & about with her hot piece Taylor Kinney a few times this month. Lucky bitch.

MiVidaCoca said...

Angelina and Brad!

dragon said...

Demi? who she dating?

Rose Gem said...

Haha, nice...

Shakira Eakins said...

What about Niki Minaj? We know that she and her bf have explosive fights and she already claims to have different "creative" personalities.

IMakeNoSense said...

Please tell me you're joking? I like Kristen.

ethorne said...

X-tina. She probably has a different profile for each personality on sex sites too. Wasn't that a reveal?

RocketQueen said...

Oooh, I like the Xtina guess, too.

crila16 said...

Sounds like the Brange to me.

Benjamin Salvetti said...
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Benjamin Salvetti said...

Jen and Casper for sure.

SueRH said...

I like the Madonna guess.

TracySwingKid said...

I am definitely going with Miley and Liam. There were pictures of him surfing with his dad and brothers. No loudmouth in sight.

msgirl said...

Both JLo and Xtina are singers who judged award shows, they both seem certifiable, either one! But I'm gonna go with JLo because she's that conceited. Poor kids.

Mango said...

Britney. It's a few weeks old, but it explains the breakup.

Crystal said...

I'm with Shakira, I think this is Nicki Minaj. She often raps in different voices, and even has an alter-ego (Roman).

Topper Madison said...

A+ and A++ only apply to someone legendary, like Madonna. However, I don't see this being her. Who else is legendary like that?

OMG! Not Charo!!

All about Eve said...

@libby, Brange firewall! Lol!! I like it!

All about Eve said...

@Jori, welcome and please keep commenting!

Ella Bee said...

This screams Lady Gaga to me as well. Remember her male alter ego? She was dedicated to that character. Like @Topper says, I'd say if it's not Madonna....how about Madonna's understudy?

Poor Taylor Kinney.

All about Eve said...

Sadly I think this is Xtina, she's not only a singer she's also in a reality show so it fits the celebrity label and she does have issues. Haven't seen her BF in a while too.

bri swartley said...

Said it here before, will say it again-hands down the most down to earth, fun celeb I ever dealt with. I wish they were all like her, I would still be working the good job I had, if so.

Dagny said...

@bri To whom are you referring?

nudibelle said...

what about katy? aint she a coke head?.. we assume she was last week lol

g.strathmore said...

I can believe that Angelina is crazy.

shakey said...

No one thought of JWOWW? She was famous for giving "Raw-jer" the silent treatment over anything.

phoenix said...

Enty didn't reference the boyfriend as anything other than a boyfriend, so my hunch is he's not a celeb in his own right.

JLo and Casper were spotted having lunch together 5 days ago in Las Vegas, and attended the Golden Globes after party together a week before that.

The last reported sighting of Xtina and Matthew was around Christmas in Aspen.

Della said...

That is strange...the voice thing

Ruby Soho said...

Huh......I'm surprised.
She seems like she would be annoying.

Sara said...

Oprah