Saturday, January 05, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

April 3, 2009

#3 - This C list movie actress with A list name recognition who used to be kind of a big deal, but now is only a big deal in her mind chain smokes constantly when she is doing any kind of photo shoot. The reason? Her goal is to make the clothes smell so bad that the designer or magazine will give them all to her for free.

Lindsay Lohan

47 comments:

goheels83 said...

Even though I shouldn't be surprised, my jaw dropped. What a piece of shit.

Zelda Zonk Garde said...

Hey if they're too lazy to get the clothes cleaned...

Zelda Zonk Garde said...

Hey if they're too lazy to get the clothes cleaned...

Nemesis said...

@Zelda, yeah that's what I was thinking.

nancer said...

you'd think this would work once. then word would get around and nobody would provide clothes for her shoots, and there would BE no more shoots soon after. why hasn't that happened?

phoenix said...

I've said it before.. Lindsay ALWAYS has a plan, lmao

ghost said...

Not shocking. The grossness of Lohan is legendary and knows no bounds.

Ari said...

That bitch is a straight up criminal

KPeony said...

Gross. I hope she gives herself cancer.

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JSierra said...

You sneaky dickens! I thought she just stole them though...

Unknown said...

Seems like a good enough reason to get lung cancer.

Ms Cool said...

Off topic but does anyone thing the Kardashians are paying TMZ for their glowing coverage?

Oh, and big shocker with this blind.

MISCH said...

It's very hard to get that smell out....
But Lindsay has always been garbage....can't wait till she really vanishes ....

Sarah said...

Yeah, I thought Lindsay just have herself the five finger discount when she left a shoot.

Egyptian Ankh said...

Ew! She probably does not wear panties either at those photo shoots with the same goal in mind. GROSS!

katydid said...

This sounds like something up her dirty alley. Just because I was curious I looked up her imdb to see what she was doing in 2009, two funny things
1) She has done nothing notable since mean girls and is 'known" for her kid movies I can't believe she thinks she will get an oscar
2) The poster for Just My Luck is hilarious I snorted out loud! worth a look!

Anna Namuss said...

She looks like she smells bad. And the poor thing has truly ruined her looks. The stringy hair, the double chins, the cigarette wrinkled skin.
She'll be a dayshift hooker in Atlantic City by the time she's thirty.

Christopher Cruz said...

Oh Lindsay. I wish I could say I was surprised, but...

seaward said...

Haha katydid, one of my favorite things is when a LL story starts out as, "Lindsay Lohan, the star of Herbie Fully Loaded, blahblahblah..."

Mango said...

... and Lindsay probably wears those clothes still reeking of tobacco smoke. Why waste money on dry cleaning?

Sherry said...

And how many photo shoots does she do now? Ha none. She seriously screwed herself with everyone knowing what a thief she is. I'm sure they figured out that ploy pretty quickly too.

Derek Harvey said...

Maybe thats why she is stuck wearing all those horrible outfits lately like at the Liz and Dick premiere....that shit looked like a sewing class project

Colleen said...

I think it was someone who commented on here earlier this week or last week - if she hadn't ruined her life with drugs and booze, she'd have gone so far in Hollywood because girl's got some hustle, that's for sure.

donner said...

And didn't she walk off with a fistful of jewels once? Like hundreds of thousands worth? No wonder she's hooking in the UK now...you can't steal from everyone and expect to get hired again....well, she would expect to, but if you're stupid enough to hire her, then you get what you deserve. You've been warned.

Derek Harvey said...

Marc Jacobs and Company hate her life cause she lifted a whole lota clothes from one their photo shoots for Louis Vuitton and fired her as their model and she was replaced with Naomi Campbell. Kinda ironic considering her seemed to be real cool with Winona stealing from shops....

PuggleWug said...

She is just gross. Her hair is the same color as her skin. Both horribly unnatural. I bet she smells really bad too.

In-N-Out!! said...

She used to be so cute. I can't believe she's come so far down ...
http://youtu.be/ODTRrT-ONxA

PuggleWug said...

I sort of think she was an ugly kid. She was quite pretty in her Mean Girls days.

anderguy said...

This must have happened BEFORE she decided it was easier to "borrow" the clothing & jewelry she wears.

Derek Harvey said...

the Daily Mail just showed pics of her leaving a hotel or whatever and her arm is BRUISED UP AS HELL

ReesesPeace said...

Makes you wonder is Dina-the-Incubator and sperminator Mike taught any of these kids and values, ethics, morals. Just common fucking decency?!

Clearly...clearly!...my compassionate plea last month would be wasted on this trick.

jekyll drums said...

I don't think she needs to chain smoke to accomplish this, wouldn't the clothes already smell like a dead fish?

JSierra said...

I just retched in my mouth a little bit.

Basil said...

I doubt she is the only actress or actor or celebrity that smokes while wearing clothes for a photo shoot. Oh, I do believe she does it on purpose to keep the stuff, but celebrities ALWAYS keep the stuff, or at least they expect to. Lohan is just one of the few who are exposed for it because she is obvious about it and hated for it.

Turkish Taffy said...

Look at the date of the blind, 2009. She has been doing this crap for years, yet she still has been getting work.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Her parents clearly didn't teach her much...This blind made me feel a bit of sadness for her. Living such a self-indulgent, drug filled, manipulative and manipulated life with little compassion for herself or others.

Mooshki said...

MS Cool, one of the TMZ guys is BFFs with the family. I think maybe they're willing to kiss some butt in return for getting exclusives from them? At least they're honest about the relationship (on their tv show) and don't try to pretend that he's an unbiased source.

FrenchGirl said...

unless she doesn't steal the outfits



Tuxedo Cat said...

What a slutty, nasty trick to pull.

Tania said...

Look at her parents. She was destined to be a criminal.

Steppy said...

Weird how a blogger claims to know what other people think and what motivates them.


Mooshki said...

Steppy, do you really think it's weird that narcissistic celebrities talk about all the details of their lives with anyone who will listen to them? Especially when they're drunk/high? Can't you see LiLo bragging about this to her posse?

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

She seems like someone who'd keep pouring on perfume by the gallon, to offset the smoke. PROTIP: It doesn't work.

Didn't Britney Spears do this same kinda wardrobe stealing/trashing during her breakdown time? Seems like I remember her doing similar back then but I'm not sure.

April Walsh said...

I really hope they took them back all, "No. It's cool. We'll dry clean them... twice" with a dirty look.

BrainyAngel said...

Personally, I don't believe she is clever or forward-thinking enough to do this. If she had the level of self-awareness or ability to consider the future results of her immediate actions, she wouldn't be the mess she is these days!

Steppy said...

Mooshki-
I really don't know, but since you seem to enjoy made up BS, I could lie to make you happy.