Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

Twitter/Facebook Blind Item - August 13, 2012

What former A list singer is already telling friends what his current girlfriend/A list singer is like in bed?

John Mayer/Katy Perry

47 comments:

Tuxedo Cat said...

She sure is a girl that likes a challenge....

KPeony said...

Why is this a blind?

Jules_345 said...

He is so gross

Jessica said...

duh what a tool

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

John can just not shut up. But maybe she likes it. See what I did there?

Momster said...

Antibiotics, STAT!

dia papaya said...

I actually like Katy Perry (remember that video of her singing with the autistic girl). I hope she finds someone worthy of her and stops messing around with this dumb dumb.

Alicia said...

I tell my friends that my partner is amazing in bed .. But then again I don't refer to his dick as David Duke either ..

LottaColada said...

Of course he would, but the question is, is she better than sexual napalm Jessica?

nolachickee said...

Ruuuuuunnnn, Katy, Ruuuunnnn!!!

Renoblondee said...

Katy, Katy, Katy..............

Munch said...

How does he even still get laid? Is he good in the sack? Do the warts provide friction, ribbed for her pleasure?

nancer said...

she'll never find someone good until she believes she deserves it. she's deep into her bad boy phase. some never come out of it.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Not a surprise.

What is up with Katy and dating guys that need saving? Florence Nightingale Syndrome much?

Her first bf was mentally unstable and is now dead after killing someone, the one after that was a drug addict (the singer guy), Russell battled different addictions and is still a huge sex addict. Mayer is a douche and player (possibly sex addict, but I think he is just a douche).

Katy and Rihanna were bff's. No wonder, both horrible dysfunctional taste in men.

Norte said...

If this guy wasn't famous and conducted himself this way....boy oh boy....he'd get his ass kicked

Kloie said...

He has friends?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Munch: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I almost barfed! hahahahaa

libby said...

Just pray no one gets knocked up here....We already have a K-baby and a quick-2nd-Simpson. Not to mention the baby that matters--Will & Kate's (lol)......Let's be thankful for small favors thusfar, people!

Amy said...

So why hasn't he talked about what a great/bad lay Taylor Swift is? I've always had this suspicion that he did nothing with her and the song completely came out of left field to him ...

mistang said...

He's douchetastic!

KPeony said...

@libby don't jinx it!

JSierra said...

Dia that is the only time I have ever liked Katy Perry. She melted my cold heart for a nanosecond and then I was back to detesting everything she does.

I can't explain why but lately I have been finding John to be really sexy. Dirty sexy though. As in you're really hot and I would enjoy penetrating you but I never will because I value the health and safety of my vagina.

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

rumor is John is amazing in bed and women get dicktamatized by his 9 inches (allegedly)

so he has that going for him

Trey said...

@Amy John can't seem to keep his mouth shut, if Taylor made the whole thing up, he would have said something for sure. I think he was just shocked anyone had the nerve to call him out on his behavior.

MISCH said...

He is such a gent...

just curious said...

Women talk about a guy's prowess in bed all the time,why do they get upset when guys relay the same info???

Amy said...

(All I remember is him saying he had done nothing at all to deserve that and had no clue where this was coming from. And then she said something like he's presumptuous to assume the song was even about him. Usually he just says she was a great lay but it didn't work...)

katydid said...

I can't with him......no I just can't. He's too gross 9 inches or not...nope. Can't.

Trey said...

@Amy I'm not sure where you read that, but if you take a look at his Rolling Stones interview it sure doesn't sound like he's denying something happened between them. He just said that he was humiliated by it, and if they never dated, why would he be humiliated? There's plenty of evidence out there that something was going on.

Dahlia Queen said...

how can relieving yourself on one another be considered "Good in bed"?? Gross, gross

just curious said...

I always thought he got a bad rap for the interview.I was trying to be funny.Basically,he was stating his preference for dating white girls which is very Un-political Correct these days.For some reason, a white person having a preference (food,music,dating,etc) means they hate or discriminate against everthing else or that's the perception that's given.

Chicky said...

Hehe - dickmatized...all I can picture is him waving it in front of their eyes..."you are feeling VERY horny..." ;)

gr8p said...

And I don't feel a bit sorry for her or anyone who manages to date Fist Brown. All women know what these guys are like. John Mayer is a douche.

Kendall T said...

There's also Travie McCoy, he has had plenty of drug problems as well.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Kendall T: Lets not forget the actor guy who killed his grandmother and cat, and then jumped of the roof of his house. Also an ex of Katy.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Edit:
Johnny Lewis was his name.
Oddly enough he also died in the OC by falling of something. Sad

Bee Costello said...

He was better way back when he kept his mouth shut and wasn't known for who he was dating. Ugh.

Anna Nawnamuss said...

why IS this a blind? John Mayer told his friends how a girl was in bed? (Clutching lace hanky and pearls) Say it ain't so!!

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@Bee Costello ; True. That was also the only time he had hits.
I can't even remember his latest song, I only remember him dating Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston and Katy Perry. He thinks he is some kind of Don Juan I guess.

MJ said...

Is your new year's resolution to play the victim at all times? So far, so good!

Kelsey said...

I want so bad to like him but he is making it so hard ugh

RamblinPose said...

Awsome word!

Alicia said...

I get that he's trying to be funny .. I guess between friends it could be funny? Maybe ? But out of context it comes across like he generally does.. Douchey. And I was saying I share my sex life with my friends as well so it's really no big deal.

Mj - don't be hatin - jamie Kennedy " malibu's most wanted "

goes in circles said...

Shit
That wasn't his grandmother, she was his landlord.

Jazzy said...

Haha, ewww.

Ari said...

She's psycho

cowbulls said...

She knew the deal when she started dating him so I say "no foul". I'm not saying I approve of either of them but I don't see a story here other than IF he is that well hung, how is that affecting his former lovers in their future relationships?