Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

July 22, 2012

This former almost A list television actress who is now lucky to be a C lister who gets any parts in movies or television but still has almost A list name recognition has some terrible luck with guys. She probably has the worst luck of any celebrity name that you would recognize. She has had her issues in the past. Drugs, booze. An arrest. But, she still gets modeling work and some acting work too. Anyway, the last five guys she has dated. That's right five guys, kind of like the hamburger chain which is where I will now have to eat my lunch have all cheated on her either on their first date or within two days of them going out. Our actress is acting way too desperate for a guy and is sleeping with them all the first date. One of them she slept with when he came to pick her up and later that night he got serviced at a club by another woman. The others have all had their fun and then have had fun with others while still having fun with our actress. She finds out and dumps them, but she needs to change her whole dating philosophy. Hopefully by the time this gets revealed in January she will have found a guy to make her happy.

Mischa Barton

42 comments:

KPeony said...

Poor Mischa.

La Descarada said...

Oh Mischa. You don't need a dick in your hand telling you to breathe in and breathe out. Oh wait, apparently she does.

Della said...

Girl, get it together!

libby said...

Not a surprise, right?

Happy reveal day, my fellow CdaN hens, and a curtsey to timebob, our esteemed mayor.

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

Poor Mischa nothing has gone right for her since she decided she was too big for the O.C. and was going to be a movie star. Her and David Caruso should have drinks so he can give her some advice to get back in networks good graces.

Have some respect, girl.

Mayor of CDAN timebob said...

@libby Happy New Year and tip of the hat to you my deputy!

ReesesPeace said...

Self-esteem and self-respect go a long way, sweetie. :/

Miz said...

I've never been a fan, especially with the rumours about how she treated her sister, but I must admit I do feel she is totally damaged and a small part of me feels sorry for her.

Jules_345 said...

Ugh, poor Mischa, but really, another instance of a teen actor being given too much free reign. I know she's not a teen any longer but she was in the OC.

libby said...

*CDaN*

I'm annoyed my bf is off on reveal day--he like, enjoys my company or some shit....I wanna read reveals with y'all!

LottaColada said...

Geez, she sure knows how to pick them.

Amber said...

adventures in life got it in 33 minutes

libby said...

Thanks, timebob, and are you saying that David Caruso....
(whips off sunglasses)
...Should be cast to tame Mischa's tiger?...

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

HolidayinCambodia said...

I think I could go for that. Anyone got her number?

Alma said...

Sad. She has to fix this on her own though.

Jules_345 said...

Libby, I am pretending to clean my sons room while I read on my phone. Ok, not pretending really, just moving very slowly. It's more fun to read/post as they are being revealed but doubtful I will last all day.

skimpymist said...

She's always had bad taste in men dating back to her relationship with douche nozzle davis

ReesesPeace said...

@Libby...feel your pain, girl! I'd hoped to have the house to myself...with my brownies and smoked turkey & chips pita wraps (yes, chips on a samich!)... but nooo! I wanna tell him to go play out in the road or something. ;) Just kidding!

Rins said...

Hahahahaha.

LottaColada said...

@libby, LMAO!!!

Tuxedo Cat said...

Poor Mischa...I hope she finds someone that can help her straighten out her life and stay that way.

fancyscreenname said...

Ok, one blind I actually remember. Is it considered cheating if you've only had a couple dates? Is it exclusive THAT fast? Maybe I just have low standards. LolLol

goes in circles said...

Ha! I am hungover, running on 2.5 hours of sleep and my bf is ice fishing. I am on the couch with my phone in one hand, a book in the other.
:p

Poor Mischa, but she did it to herself.

S.joy said...

If I remember correctly, the popular guess was Amanda Seyfried. Wouldn't have known this was Mischa!

Audrey said...

Luckily, my guy is getting his football freak on...we call it his "football nourishment". ;)

Dahlia Queen said...

Happy new year! Mischa is one hot mess, I do not know what her "career" consists of these days

Manila Latte said...

@Libby, LOL! Perfect Horatio Caine imitation. Too funny!

Anna Nawnamuss said...

The one I really feel sorry for is her poor drug addicted, now brain damaged ( reportedly according to the last blind) sister, suicide attempts, multiple rehabs. Misha and Lindsay are in the same boat as far as being big sisters. How can you trade your baby sister for drugs? How can you introduce her to drugs? And older men? Goes in circles is right, she did it to herself. Dumb bitch.

adventures in life said...

Yay! That was the first blind I have ever commented on,lol

Sarah said...

God, you guys. I don't have a boyfriend! *bursts into tears*

Joking, hope you get the time you need for your CDAN fix.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Bad choices. Poor girl she does need some guidance. She was so big during the O.C. The fame machine chews you up and spits you out. New poster, long time reader, happy joy for reveal day!

T said...

Get it together Marissa!

LuLu said...

Alma is correct; she has to fix this on her own... maybe if she is privy to the reveals, or if a friend/agent points it out to her, she will get a huge dose of reality and use this reveal as the catalyst to get some help retrieving her self respect. Happy New Years beautiful people. The reader photos are sweet! Im excited for today!!!! Peace

Bee Costello said...

Hey all! First time poster, long time reader here. I absolutely love reveal time. Happy New Year all! And Mischa is a hot mess.

libby said...

I only know my 'joke' from watching The Soup...I'm incorrigible in my joke-theft.

Alicia said...

Luckily my bf is passed out in bed still and it's almost 2pm! It's his birthday today so he was in rare form last night .. Sleep it off babe I got reveals to read!

Fancyscreenname I was thinking the same.. How the hell do you get cheated on by someone you went on two dates with ? If someone told me I was cheating on them after two dates I would run so fast!! Bah.. After 2 months they would be trippin! This blind confuses me ..

Magnus 21 Gunz said...

@Libby Lmao!

My boyfriend just woke up and I swear I wanna slip some NyQuil in his drink. I can't believe this dude is just as hungover as me and he just springs outta bed like a pop tart and starts cleaning and shit. Really???? I'm so not inspired... Lol

manifestDensity said...

How on earth is it considered cheating if you are with someone else after dating someone once? Can we be serious here? Are first dates now commitments? This is ridiculous.

Alicia said...

Haha Magnus do it! No one should have a pep in their step right now .. Mines still in bed and I've got my phone in one hand and the hangover marathon on tbs. I woke up to a magic tub of fried chicken in the fridge so life is good today.

Sugar said...

My husband just doesn't understand my fascination. At all.

libby said...

The only way I would consider it 'cheating' is if he presents himself as single before he slept with her. It's all a lie, maybe there's a better word than 'cheating'.

Ari said...

Mischa don't worry, you'l find your prince charming!