Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

August 20, 2012

This former A list celebrity/reality star who was finally forced to the background is usually not a very nice person. Just ask her dogs. Anyway, she was being her usual not nice self earlier this year at an outdoor event until she started doing whipits. Lots and lots and lots and lots of them. Suddenly she thought she was at Woodstock and was all peace and love and sitting on a couch and then got off the couch and peed right on the ground in front of Snoop Dogg before getting back up on the couch and getting back to peace and love.

Paris Hilton

64 comments:

Shit You Can't Buy said...

HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
Oh boy.

Anonymous said...

Classy broad. Bwahahaha indeed!

Linnea said...

Every single person has a camera phone, yet this is not captured?

mynerva said...

14:59 for Paris' fame I think

libby said...

You know Snoop just called it 'Wednesday', and that's why he's awesome! He's got a great life.

Jessie said...

She's just a disgusting person, isn't she?

noyfb said...

Ew

Sugar said...

Whoa, that's good whippits.

La Descarada said...

Nasty wonky eyed Trollop. Not surprised at all.

Unknown said...

This bitch is beyond fucking gross.

:| raven |: said...

omg ... life must really be miserable for you Paris ..... *smh*

Rhody said...

Everyone got this the first time I think. She's just vile!

Rickatoo said...

Not for nothing, I was no stranger to the whipit back in the day and it's just not that kind of a "drug". There had to be more going on, which isn't a stretch at an event with Snoop Dogg, is it?

KPeony said...

She probably just thought the sidewalk was Kim K's ass.

I think I'm still drunk from last night.

Ellen said...

Nasty! I can't believe her name is even still mentioned. Her shelf life is waaaaaaaay past its expiration date.

Unknown said...

I guess life isn't so simple anymore for Paris. At least Nicole seems to be doing well these days.

mistang said...

Is it bad that I find this hilarious? Oh yeah, it's Paris. No guilt whatsoever! I keep hoping for Mr. Slave to show up.

Sugar said...

Did Snoop get to see her ass goiter??

Audrey said...

Oh man, I've done whipits and enjoyed them, BACK IN THE DAY. Now that I know what they do to your brain, I say no thanks.

Oh, and I really dislike Paris. What an idiot and animal abuser!

Pogue Mahone said...

She is proof that money can't buy class.

HolidayinCambodia said...

Whippets? Don't you come down in, like, 15 seconds? It seems to me that the only way to get that wasted would be to do so much that it killed you.

Pip said...

Lol, KPeony! I hope Paris doesn't breed. She can't even take care of herself, let alone a kid.

Kelly said...

I don't get whipits. Isn't the high only a few seconds? Never had the urge.

timebob said...

She has been dragging her 10 years younger boyfriend around Aspen looking for photo ops.

She reminds me of the end of dangerous liasons where the glenn close character who lived to manipulate and gossip is shunned by society and is a fate worse than death.

Paris being ignored and shunned is something she never thought would happen. Oh and it is so wonderful to watch.

Angela said...

Oh wow. I have had my share of stupid drunken antics in my younger days & even pissed outdoors more often than I can count, but I have never ever pissed indoors with an audience, scratch that make that in a place that wasn't a toilet.

Kathleen said...

I don't like the dog thing. Not at all. Evil bitch. If she's cruel to animals, she should die a slow death.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I'll bet this made R Patz hot.

figgy said...

I can't stand to even be reminded of what that canker did to her dogs. She should be in jail for that.

Jules_345 said...

I don't get whipits either...how long does the high last?

Jodell24 said...

What a waste of flesh that bitch is.

Pip said...

She most likely had a few tokes beforehand. I feel awful for the poor soul that had to clean her piss off the floor.

Katie said...

Remember when she peed in a taxi?

libby said...

Shouldn't Paris be on a yacht in the Middle East earning a living?

Audrey said...

@ Holiday, Exactly! Too much damage with too short of a high. Not worth it for me today.

KPeony said...

@sugar- I looked that up yesterday and it can't be unseen.

I think it's funny how her ass goiter flaps still look perkier and larger than her boobs. That gave me a chuckle.

mistang said...

Everyone keeps talking about her ass goiter and I just can't bring myself to see it. I know once it's seen it can't be unseen and I don't want that nightmare in my head.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I am still imagining Snoop's face when this happened and still laughing. Must be yesterday's booze.
Oh god.

Sugar said...

There should be a maximum age limit for whipits. Anyone over 19 should't even be allowed.

Anonymous said...

I can see guys getting so shit faced they pee somewhere odd, but women? Frickin weird! Squatting in front of Snoop Dogg? Let's pray she doesn't spawn like Kimye. Oh my god, ass goiter flaps??... oh my lunch... stay put!

Anonymous said...

oh my God, oh my god, oh my god, no, no, no no no no nono nonooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

mistang said...

Oh and can please have the same outcome happen to all of those other reality stars? Especially the Kardashians. And Lindsay. And Kanye. My list is gonna get long.

Anonymous said...

just found said ass goiter on the internets, my eyes!!!

Bxrlvr said...

More proof that money does not = class.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

And then Snoop Dogg went like this:


http://media.yourdailymedia.com/4/thumbs/picture/3/6940.jpg

And finally googled her goiter, mother of god!

Audrey said...

@ jules - when I inhaled the whippit, all I saw were bright lights and heard a loud buzz. It's like you're transported to another dimension. But it only lasts about 15 seconds, but it's all encompasing. Then I came back down. I was taken aback by the sensation, and I felt giddy afterwards. So, with that positive reinforcement, I wanted to do more. We did it for about an hour. I felt dizzy, stupid, giddy for a bit for the rest of the night.

BUT, knowing now the damage I was doing, (I did those back in the 80s), I would NEVER do them again. And I still do some certain substances on occasion, so I'm not a prude. Stay away kids!

Mari said...

Well we can hope.

Anon said...

Money doesn't buy class.

libby said...

"Big bottom, big bottom. Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em."

1Jazzimom said...

Trash

prolixe said...

And here I thought whipits where what you did with your head. Huh.

She is one nasty, irrelevant creature. Her parents must be so proud.

Eeekalicious said...

Paris is going to look like absolute shit in 15 years, if she lives that long....

Kelsey said...

She's a piece of work.

astrogirl said...

Inhaling whipits is not dangerous nor does it cause brain damage unless you're dumb enough to use a face mask and nitrous oxide canister (like at the dentist) and inhale for 4-6 minutes straight. The sensation is a nitrogen imbalance in the blood, nitrogen narcosis is the proper name, a common affliction that deep divers experience. Once oxygen is replenished in the body, it ceases.

HalleGoLightly said...

With such great fortune, how hard would it be to live a cool life? Sure, do some partying...but start a company like Zappos or run a cool nonprofit. Instead, she does nothing with her position in life. She continues to be a total fucking zero. It's unfortunate that some people will never get one good break in their life, then there are people like this asshole whose life is nothing but one long-running good break.

Why can't she end up homeless.

mannyv said...

Whippets - is there anything they can't do?

Pot + whippets = super fun!

Candyland said...

Y'all know he's going the name Snoop Lion now too?

Upside Downunder said...

Audrey, you need to be properly informed about "whip-its" or properly, nitrous oxide. Nitrous has ben used in medicine since the 1800s and is so benign most countries don't even regulate it.

The danger from whip-its is not the gas itself, but from using pure nitrous which results in oxygen deprivation to the brain. Since whip-its are usually used in one or two breaths this is not an issue. The danger is when fools use large canisters and attach a mask to their face which essentially suffocates them.

Nitrous lalong with oxygen which is how it is used medically is very safe, it is food or automotive nitrous which (pure nitrous) which can be dangerous to the uninformed.

Nitrous trivia, i had a conversation with Art Clokey about thirty years ago where he told me that he created Gumby during a nitrous party.

MadLyb said...

Ugh. Vile creature!

Serendippity do dah said...

That inheritance needs to be reviewed!

timebob said...

Paris Hilton isn't rich becuase of inheritance. Actually the grandfather has willed 90% of the Hilton fortune to charity. She will get less than a million or two when he passes one day.

She isn't rich becuase of crappy reality shows or perfumes or ratty hair extensions.

She is rich becuase she was one of the first celebrity sex tapes out of the gate and it was before people figured out how to illegally download and paid for it. She earned about 30 million from that sex tape and it set her up for life.

Audrey said...

@ Upside, I understand that, I no longer need my brain to be shut off from oxygen. ;) But thanks for the information!

Fluffy White Clouds said...

I wonder what the look on Snoop's face looked like! Laughter, horror, or indifference?

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

A bit of warning about whipits: A friend of mine was doing them with her roommate at the time. Roommate must've had some kind of allergy because his throat started to close up. He was rushed to the ER and treated successfully, no lasting damage, thank goodness!

I'm fairly illiterate when it comes to whipits, so I don't know what they used or why he had that allergic reaction. Plus it's probably been 20 years now.

Ari said...

Was this the night that she had her first 40 with him?

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